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2020 Presidential primaries Michael Bennet? What's his slogan? Google me? Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, May 3, 2019, on the announcement by Michael Bennet, Democratic Senator from Colorado, that he is running for president © 2019 Kwiple.com
Asslickers Bill Barr is so far up Trump's ass, he bumped into Hannity. Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, May 3, 2019, © 2019 Kwiple.com
Electoral College I used to like the idea of the Popular Vote, but now realize the Electoral College is far better for the U.S.A. Donald Trump, 7:17 PM – 19 Mar 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
God  People say, how do you get through that whole stuff? How do you go through those witch hunts and everything else? And you know what we did, Mike, we just do it. Right? And we think about God. Donald Trump, National Prayer Day, May 2, 2019 [Mike = Mike Pence] © 2019 Kwiple.com
Immigration Lack of familiarity apparently breeds contempt. Paul Krugman, New York Times, May 9, 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary barr (bär), v., barred, barring To pander to presidential power. © 2019 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary rudy (ro̅o̅'dē), v., rudied, rudying To attempt to remain relevant by kissing ass in public. © 2019 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Count votes in Congress by: 1. Calculating a Member's Proportional Vote (MPV) for each member, as follows: MPV = SPNP / NLRS where: SPNP = State's Percentage of the National Population NLRS = Number of Legislators Representing the State (in that legislature) 2. Totaling “yes” MPVs and “no” MPVs 3. Passing if total MPV is more than 50 OTHERWISE Abolish the Senate © 2019 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Enhance America's infrastructure (1) without privatizing it (2) without giving tax breaks and windfall profits to private investors (3) without issuing government bonds, which increases government debt and income inequality resulting from paying interest to bondholders by (1) contracting to build or improve assets of long-lasting public value, like roads, schools, parks, housing (2) printing money and paying for work as it's done © 2017 Kwiple.com
Lies If Trump had a dollar for every lie he's told, he would say he had a billion dollars. Stephen Colbert, Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 4/29/2019, commenting on the April 29, 2019, Washington Post headline reporting that “President trump has made more than 10,000 false or misleading claims,” on Trump's 829th day in office, for an average of 12+ per day © 2019 Kwiple.com
Losers In fact, year after year, Mr. Trump appears to have lost more money than any other individual American taxpayer, the Times found when it compared his results with detailed information the I.R.S. compiles on an annual sampling of high-income earners. His core business losses in 1990 and 1991 – more than $250 million each year – were more than double those of the nearest taxpayers in the I.R.S. information for those years. Over all, Mr. Trump lost so much money that he was able to avoid paying income taxes for eight of the 10 years. New York Times, May 8, 2019, on his IRS transcripts from 1985 to 1994 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Obstruction of justice Each of us believes that the conduct of president Trump described in Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report would, in the case of any other person not covered by the Office of Legal Counsel policy against indicting a sitting president, result in multiple felony charges for obstruction of justice. Statement By Forner Federal Prosecutors, a May 6, 2019, letter signed by more than 500 Department of Justice alumni from all parties, all regions and all levels of the Department during Democratic and Republican administrations © 2019 Kwiple.com
Post-2016 Senate shituation 14 states (Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Nebraska, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming) 2016 population: 38,597,448 Senators: 28 Republicans 1 Senator per 2,756,961 people — 1 state (California) 2016 population: 38,802,500 Senators: 2 Democrats 1 Senator per 19,401,250 people 19,401,250 / 2,756,961 = 7, therefore: average 14er's vote is worth 7 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth 14% of an average 14er's — 1 state (Wyoming) 2016 population = 584,153, therefore: 1 Senator per 292,077 Wyomians, a Wyomian's vote is worth 66 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth 1.5% of a Wyomian's © 2016 Kwiple.com
Rural America [T]he assault on the safety net is espe- cially harmful to rural America, which relies heavily on safety-net programs. Of the 100 counties with the highest percentage of their population receiving food stamps, 85 are rural, and most of the rest are in small metropolitan areas. The expansion of Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act, which Trump keeps trying to kill, had its biggest positive impact on rural areas. Paul Krugman, New York Times, May 9, 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Selfie I am a young, vibrant man. Donald Trump, April 26, 2019  © 2019 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Mr. Trump eats your soul in small bites. Donald Trump portrayed by James Comey © 2019 Kwiple.com
State of the union If America was a summer blockbuster, it would be called “Democracy: Endgame.” Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, May 3, 2019, after Attorney General William Barr lied to Congress and president Trump and the Department of Justice refused to honor subpoenas issued by Congress © 2019 Kwiple.com
Supreme Court Four of the five-justice conservative majority on the Supreme Court – Samuel Alito, Jr., Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and John Roberts – were appointed by George W. Bush and Donald Trump, presidents who lost the popular vote [As of May 13, 2019] © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpism Jenny Hopkinson, a Politico  reporter, obtained the curricula vitae of the new Trump people. Into USDA [Dept. of Agriculture] jobs, some of which paid $80,000 a year, the Trump team had inserted a long- haul truck driver, a clerk at AT&T, a gas-company meter reader, a country club cabana attendant, a Republican National Committee intern, and the owner of a scented candle company, with skills like “pleasant demeanor” listed on their rêsumê. Michael Lewis, The Fifth Risk © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpism [T]he Trump administration doesn't believe in fact-based policy. Basically, it doesn't believe in facts, period. Everything is political. Paul Krugman, New York Times, May 9, 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists Of course, to stay, you must be seen as on his team, so you make further compromises. You use his language, praise his leadership, tout his commitment to values. And then you are lost. He has eaten your soul. James Comey, New York Times, May 2, 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists Virtually all the people Trump had sent into the Department of Agriculture were white men in their twenties. They exhibited no knowledge of, or interest in, the problems of rural Americans. Michael Lewis, The Fifth Risk © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Case closed. Case closed. Mitch McConnell, May 7, 2019, who refused to sign a bipartisan statement warning Russia to cease meddling when informed about it in September, 2016, now calls for ending all current and future investigations and inquiries following up on the Mueller report © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Game over. Republicans' let's-just-move-on mantra following release of the Mueller report, which painted a damning portrait of the Trump campaign's willingness to benefit from Russian meddling in America's elections without having found direct evidence that it conspiried with Russians to get him elected, and which left it up to Congress to act on ten instances of possible obstruction of justice by Trump, which they intend to ignore © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I now support reparations – Trump should have 2 yrs added to his 1st term as pay back for time stolen by this corrupt failed coup. Jerry Falwell, Jr., 6:00 PM – 4 May 2019, commenting on the Mueller investigation © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say If you believe Hillary Clinton is virtually as off-her-rocker-leftwing socialist as Senator Bernie Sanders, if you believe that Hillary Clinton is in part responsible for the rise of ISIS and what took care [sic] in Benghazi ... how the hell could you take any steps, passively or affirmatively, that would put that woman in the Oval Office! ... As bad as the Republican may be, how could you stay home and allow that? Mark Levin © 2019 Kwiple.com
Violence While natural death became more and more smothered in prudery, violent death has played an ever-growing part in the fantasies offered to mass audiences–detective stories, thrillers, Westerns, war stories, spy stories, science fiction, and eventually horror comics. Geoffrey Gorer, “The Pornography of Death” © 2018 Kwiple.com