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2020 Presidential election So what? Donald Trump's response when told his supporters were calling for Mike Pence, his vice president, to be hung © 2024 Kwiple.com
2020 Presidential election You're too honest. Donald Trump to Mike Pence, who refused to participate in Trump's criminal conspiracy to overturn the results of the election © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election Anyone who murders Kamala Harris would be an American hero. Libertarian Party of New Hampshire, 8:39 PM – Sep 15, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala Elon Musk, 8:41 PM – 9/15/24, which he later said was a “hilarious joke” © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election But you know, the big difference between conservatives and liberals is that we have — no one has tried to kill  Kamala Harris in the last couple of months, and two people now have tried to kill  Donald Trump in the last couple of months. I’d say that’s pretty strong evidence that the left needs to tone down the rhetoric, and needs to cut this crap out. J. D. Vance, September 16, 2024 [Thomas Matthew Crooks, the first attempted assassin was a registered Republican; Ryan Wesley Routh, the second, was a registered independent who voted for Trump in 2016 but was “disappointed” by him by 2020] © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election Close to half of Republicans (46%) and more than a quarter of Democrats (27%)  said they would not consider 2024 election  results to be legitimate if the other party’s presidential candidate won. … Some of them would go further:  14% of Republicans and 11% of Democrats surveyed said they would take action to overturn the 2024 election based solely on who is declared the winner. World Justice Project report on U.S. Rule of Law Trends and the 2024 Election © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election If I don’t win this election, and the Jewish people would really have a lot to do with that if that happens because at 40 percent that means 60 percent of the people are voting for the enemy. Donald Trump, speaking at the Israeli American Council’s national conference, the theme of which was “Fighting Anti-Semitism in America” © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election That is a damning non answer. Tim Walz, responding to J. D. Vance's refusal to answer the question, “Did he [Trump] lose the 2020 election?” © 2024 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say I mean, right now I say, why should I do a debate? I’m leading in the polls. And, everybody knows her, everybody knows me. Donald Trump, explaining why he won't debate Kamala Harris © 2024 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say I am your protector. I want to be your protector. Donald Trump, self-proclaimed pussygrabber hustling for women's votes © 2024 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say If Jesus came down and was the vote counter, I would win California, okay? Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Election officials Only one-third of Republicans (34%) and two-thirds of Democrats (67%) believe election officials are trustworthy. World Justice Project report on U.S. Rule of Law Trends and the 2024 Election © 2024 Kwiple.com
History The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.  It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell, 1984 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Count votes in Congress by: 1. Calculating a Member's Proportional Vote (MPV) for each member, as follows: MPV = SPNP / NLRS where: SPNP = State's Percentage of the National Population NLRS = Number of Legislators Representing the State (in that legislature) 2. Totaling “yes” MPVs and “no” MPVs 3. Passing if total MPV is more than 50 OTHERWISE Abolish the Senate © 2019 Kwiple.com
Liars say Every Democrat, every Republican,  everybody wanted Roe v. Wade terminated and brought back to the states. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Liars say If I ran with an honest vote counter in California I would win California, but the votes are not counted honestly. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Liars say The transgender thing is incredible. Think of it. Your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation. The school decides what’s going to happen with your child. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Liberalism The eternal mistake is to conflate liberalism, a set of specific beliefs, involving trade-offs and hard choices, with what we might call liberality: an openness of spirit, a generalised niceness. You can only build a society on the first of these things. Janan Ganesh, Financial Times, October 5, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Politics [I]n politics, it takes more than a voice to be heard. Samuel Earle, New York Review of Books, October 27, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Polling You can ask a question in such a way as to get any answer you want. Elmo Roper © 2024 Kwiple.com
Post-2022 Senate shituation 15 states (Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming) 2020 population: 40,737,128 Senators: 30 Republicans 1 Senator per 1,357,904 people — 1 state (California) 2022 population: 39,995,077 Senators: 2 Democrats 1 Senator per 19,997,539 people 19,997,539 / 1,357,904 = 14.7, therefore: average 15er's vote is worth nearly 15 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth less than 7% of an average 15er's — 1 state (Wyoming) 2022 population = 579,495, therefore: 1 Senator per 289,748 Wyomians, a Wyomian's vote is worth 69 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth 1.4% of a Wyomian's  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Presidential immunity from criminal prosecution The majority opinion in Trump v. United States, the most sweeping judicial reconstruction of the American presidency in history, secures the monumental historic disgrace of the John Roberts Court.  Sean Wilentz, New York Review of Books, August 15, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Presidential immunity from criminal prosecution With its adoption of a paradigm that sometimes exempts the President from the dictates of the law (when the Court says so), this Court has effectively snatched from the Legislature the authority to bind the  President (or not) to Congress’s mandates, and it has also thereby substantially augmented the power of both the Office of the Presidency and itself. Katanji Brown Jackson, dissent, Trump v. United States © 2024 Kwiple.com
Rule of law The proportion of Americans who believe a high-ranking official would be held  accountable for breaking the law decreased from 60% to 35% in the last decade. … Around 13% of Americans (regardless of political affiliation) now say people do not need to obey the laws of a government they did not vote for. World Justice Project report on U.S. Rule of Law Trends and the 2024 Election © 2024 Kwiple.com
Selfie Donald Trump likes me. Donald Trump trusts me. OK? Laura Loomer © 2024 Kwiple.com
Selfie I like watching tranny on girl porn! That’s f*cking hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in! And yeah I’m a ‘perv’ too!. Mark Robinson, 2024 Trump-endorsed Republican candidate for governor of North Carolina © 2024 Kwiple.com
 
Selfie I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT! Donald Trump, Sep 15, 2024, 10:44 AM, pissed that she endorsed Kamala Harris © 2024 Kwiple.com