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Tuesday 14th of January 2025

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2024 Endorsement Kwiplers say Vote for Democrats up and down the ticket  ☑ President ☑ Senate ☑ House ☑ Local © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election I think with our little secret we are gonna do really well with the House, right? Our little secret is having a big impact. Donald Trump, alluding to an agremeent he has with Mike Johnson, the Republican House speaker, to ensure that the House of Representatives guarantees Republicans win any contested election for the House or the presidency © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election  I would say to Jack Smith that right now, you guys are the hunters. On January 20th [2025], you’re going to become the hunted. Mike Davis, who promises to preside over a “three-week reign of terror” during which he'll indict Trump’s opponents and purge them from the federal government in his role as “acting attorney general” in Trump's second administration © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election I'm telling you: these guys are weird. Tim Walz, 11:27 PM – Jul 23, 2024, on Donald Trump and J. D. Vance © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election If I’m going to be president of this country I’m going to put a 100, 200, 2,000 percent tariff. They’re not going to sell one car into the United States. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election In 2020, when Donald Trump questioned the results of the election, the courts decisively rejected his efforts, over and over again. In 2024, the judicial branch may be unable to save our democracy. The rogues are no longer amateurs. They have spent the last four years going pro, meticulously devising a strategy across multiple fronts — state legislatures, Congress, executive branches and elected judges — to overturn any close election. Neal Katyal, New York Times, October 16, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say I am NOT proposing a National Sales Tax, as the Democrats say in their Advertisements against me. Dems know what they are saying is a blatant lie. I am proposing tariffs on other countries that take advantage of us, hardly a NST. These tariffs are paid for by the abusing country, NOT THE AMERICAN CONSUMER. They do not cause inflation, and will MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN! Donald Trump, Oct 24, 2024, 3:43 PM © 2024 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say I’m the father of IVF. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Immigration These migrants, they don't commit crimes like us. No, no, they make our criminals look like babies. These are stone-cold killers. They'll walk into your kitchen, they'll cut your throat. Donald Trump, presumably excluding white immigrants from Europe and South Africa © 2024 Kwiple.com
Immigration We're a dumping ground. We're like a garbage can for the world. That's what, that's what's happened to us. We're like a garbage can. You know that’s the first time I’ve ever said that…first time I’ve ever said “garbage can,” but you know what? It’s a very accurate description. Donald Trump, presumably excluding white immigrants from Europe and South Africa © 2024 Kwiple.com
Israel For as sure as my ancestors were born into a country where none of them was the equal of any white man, Israel was revealing itself to be a country where no Palestinian is ever the equal of any Jewish person anywhere. … And more, it occured to me that there was still one place on the panet — under American patronage — that resembled the world that my parents were born into. Ta-Nehisi Coates, The Message © 2024 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Count votes in Congress by: 1. Calculating a Member's Proportional Vote (MPV) for each member, as follows: MPV = SPNP / NLRS where: SPNP = State's Percentage of the National Population NLRS = Number of Legislators Representing the State (in that legislature) 2. Totaling “yes” MPVs and “no” MPVs 3. Passing if total MPV is more than 50 OTHERWISE Abolish the Senate © 2019 Kwiple.com
Manufacturing They don’t build cars. They take ’em out of a box, and they assemble ’em. We could have our child do it. Donald Trump, on American autoworkers  © 2024 Kwiple.com
The military It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican! Don’t pay it! --> Donald Trump, when told what it cost to bury 20 year-old U.S. Army soldier Vanessa Guillén, a Mexican American murdered in 2020 by a fellow soldier at Fort Hood in Texas in a high-profile case and whose family he invited to the White House, where he told them he would pay for her funeral [He later said “Can you believe it? Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”] © 2024 Kwiple.com
Politics  You don't raise the kind of looming statues [of white supremacists] I saw at the State House [of South Carolina] just for the hell of it. Politics is the art of the possible, but art creates the possible of politics. Ta-Nehisi Coates, The Message © 2024 Kwiple.com
Post-2022 Senate shituation 15 states (Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming) 2020 population: 40,737,128 Senators: 30 Republicans 1 Senator per 1,357,904 people — 1 state (California) 2022 population: 39,995,077 Senators: 2 Democrats 1 Senator per 19,997,539 people 19,997,539 / 1,357,904 = 14.7, therefore: average 15er's vote is worth nearly 15 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth less than 7% of an average 15er's — 1 state (Wyoming) 2022 population = 579,495, therefore: 1 Senator per 289,748 Wyomians, a Wyomian's vote is worth 69 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth 1.4% of a Wyomian's  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Public discourse I don't really care much for hearing “both sides” or “opposing points of viiew,” so much as I care about understanding the literary tools deployed to advance those views — the discipline of voice, the use of verbs, the length and brevity of sentences, and the curiosity of the mind behind those sentences. It is this last that I find so often lacking. Great canons angle toward great power, and the great privilege of great power is an incuriosity about those who lack it. Ta-Nehisi Coates, The Message © 2024 Kwiple.com
Schools No transgender, no operations, you know they take your kid. There are some places. Your boy leaves the school, comes back a girl, OK. Without parental consent. What is that all about? And they talk about a threat to democracy; they’re a threat. Donald Trump's response when asked what he would do to improve public schools in the Bronx © 2024 Kwiple.com
Selfie To me, the most beautiful word in the dictionary is tariff. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot This is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough, and I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, “Oh my God, that's unbelievable.” I had to say it. Arnold Palmer portrayed by Donald Trump at a rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, Palmer's birthplace © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Now I realize he’s a total fascist. He is the most dangerous person to this country. Donald Trump portrayed by Gen. Mark Milley, Trump's chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot This is my diplomatic way of saying it: They’re misogynistic pigs. Donald Trump and J. D. Vance portrayed by Liz Cheney © 2024 Kwiple.com
Wannabe autocrats say I could have done it. Donald Trump claiming he could have locked up Hillary Clinton after winning in 2016 without a trial, a conviction or sentencing © 2024 Kwiple.com
Wannabe autocrats say I think the bigger problem [than undocumened immigrants] We have some very bad people. We have some sick people, radical left lunatics. And I think they’re the — and it should be easily handled by, if necessary, by National Guard, or if really necessary, by the military, because they can’t let that happen. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Wannabe autocrats say The mentally deranged people, Jack Smith should be considered mentally deranged and he should be thrown out of the country. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Wannabe autocrats say We got immunity at the Supreme Court. It’s so easy. I would fire him within two seconds. Donald Trump, responding to Hugh Hewitt, who asked, “You’re either going to have to pardon yourself or you’re have to fire Jack Smith [the special counsel investigating him]. Which one will you do?” © 2024 Kwiple.com
 
Zionism Zionism demands, as Levi Eskol, prime minister of Israel during the 1960s, once put it, ”the dowry, not the bride” — that is to say, the land without the Palestinians on it. Ta-Nehisi Coates, The Message © 2024 Kwiple.com