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2016 Presidential primaries

Monday 2nd of March 2026

2016 Presidential primaries Candidates appear on television shows to show off their bad dancing in order to contrast their I'm-a-regular-guy self to Barack Obama © 2015 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries carlyfiorina.com home page contains images of 30,000 sad faces representing employees she fired while at Hewlett-Packard  © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries Fiorina goes down before Cruz in Indiana © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! Donald Trump, Hispanic outreach on Twitter, May 5, 2016 © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries He deserved it. Next time, we might have to kill him. John McGraw, who sucker-punched a protester at a Trump campaign rally in Fayetteville, NC © 2016 Kwiple.com
o 2016 Presidential primaries I think you'd have riots. Donald Trump, when asked by a reporter what he thought would happen if he went to the Republican convention with a few delegates short of the number needed to win the nomination outright and didn't end up the party's nominee © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries If I am elected president, I will instruct my Attorney General to investigate Planned Parenthood on day one. Ted Cruz © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries It is getting to be like a  Sunni-Shia thing here within the party. Lindsey Graham, on the Republican Party after the 2016 South Carolina primary © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries Jeb Bush's campaign never bought JebBush.com so its owner redirected it to Donald Trump's website © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries Presidential? They were menopausal. Bill Maher, on Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio & Donald Trump braying at each other during the televised Feb. 25, 2016, presidential primary debate  © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries Republicans tempt voters with a plethora of lightweights and losers — Democrats, with fewer © 2015 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries THE SUGAR THE DADDY WARD Sheldon Marc Norman Foster Woody Jeffrey Charles & David Charles & David Charles & David Charles & David Charles & David Ken Joe Billy Joe (Red) Tom John Robert Haim Donald Alice  Adelson Benioff Braman Friess Johnson Katzenbberg Koch Koch Koch Koch Koch Langone Lonsdale McCombs McKernan Menard, Jr. Mercer Saban Trump Walton Rick Hillary Marco Rick Jeb Hillary Jeb Ted Rand Marco Scott Chris Rand Rick Rick Scott Ted Hillary Donald Hillary  Santorum Clinton Rubio Santorum Bush Clinton Bush Cruz Paul Rubio Walker Christie Paul Perry Perry Walker Cruz Clinton Trump Clinton © 2015 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries They had the effrontery, the unmitigated effrontery, the goddam gall to call them “debates”  © 2015 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries This is a strange election, isn't it? Man! You stab somebody and the newspapers say you didn't do it. And you say, “Yes, I did. I did it.” “No, you didn't.” “Yes, I did! I stabbed him and it hit the belt.” Donald Trump, on Ben Carson's insistence that, as a child, he tried to stab a classmate with a knife © 2015 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries This is how craxy this election is: a Latino and an old Jew can't win in Florida.  Larry Wilmore, The Nightly Show, March 15, 2016, after Marco Rubio lost to Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in Florida's primaries © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries This is what happens when social and political elites disdain blue-collar white males and their families for decades on end © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries THE TIT THE SUCKER America Leads PAC America's Liberty PAC Believe Again PAC CARLY for America PAC Citizens for Restoring USA PAC Conservative Solutions PAC Generation Forward PAC Keep the Promise PAC New Day for America PAC Opportunity and Freedom PAC Priorities USA Action PAC Pursuing America's Greatness PAC Right to Rise PAC Run Ben Run PAC Security is Strength PAC Unintimidated PAC We the People Not Washington PAC Working Again PAC  Chris Christie Rand Paul Bobby Jindal Carly Fiorina Donald Trump Marco Rubio Martin O'Malley Ted Cruz John Kasich Rick Perry Hillary Clinton Mike Huckabee Jeb Bush Ben Carson Lindsey Graham Scott Walker George Pataki Rick Santorum © 2015 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries Tom Donohue, of the US Chamber of Commerce, corporate America's top lobbyist, voiced his dismay at the presidential campaign. “I used to call the lead-up to the big national election ‘silly season,’ but given some of rhetoric and proposals that we're hearing from both parties, it's not silly; it's damn serious, and sometimes a little scary,” he said. Financial Times, January 15, 2016, on Wall Street's alarm at calls to end low tax rates on carried interest income © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries Trump Digs Coal Sign worn by unemployed West Virginia coal miners at a Charleston rally for Donald Trump, who promised to re-open closed mines  © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries We've been here for over two hours and we haven't gotten paid for our time. “seat fillers” interrupting Jeb Bush's last rally before the Iowa caucuses © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries You want to know what I will do as President? We'll kill terrorists, we'll repeal Obamacare, and we will defend the Constitution. Every single word of of it! Ted Cruz © 2016 Kwiple.com
 
2016 Presidential primaries You wouldn't want me to condemn a group that I know nothing about. Donald Trump, when asked about the Ku Klux Klan after former Grand Wizard David Duke told Klansmen to support Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com