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Tuesday 24th of March 2026

Close, but no cigar Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. Joe Theismann © 2017 Kwiple.com
Close, but no cigar SLOW CHILDREN CROSSING! warning sign on back of ice cream truck © 2016 Kwiple.com
Close, but no cigar Ten feet. You know, the amazing thing is, that basketball ring here in Indiana is the same height as it is in New York City and every other place in this country. Ted Cruz, during a rally at the Hoosier Gym Community Center in Knightstown, Indiana, where much of the movie “Hoosiers” was filmed © 2016 Kwiple.com
Close, but no cigar Thank you again and Molotov, Scott Walker, complimentary close of a letter about displaying a menorah at the Milwaukee County Courthouse © 2015 Kwiple.com
 
Close, but no cigar We've all passed a lot of water since then. Samuel Goldwyn © 2017 Kwiple.com