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Friday 27th of March 2026

Cocks of the walk say ….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…. ….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius…. and a very stable genius at that! @realDonaldTrump 4:27 AM - 6 Jan 2018 4:30 AM - 6 Jan 2018 on his mental stability and fitness for office © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Because I'm going to tell them. Donald Trump, when asked, How will people know that America is great again? © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Bring me my tariffs! Donald Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American. Newt Gingrich, 2012 © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attidude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don't belong. Michael S. Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch, rag trade manufacturer favored by rich young lightweight whites © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Chris, you and I are so smart that we can leave the victory party two hours early and do the transition ourselves. Donald Trump to Chris Christie, his transition team leader © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Cmon gimme dat verdict Martin Shkreli, before being found guilty of conspiracy and securities fraud by jurors he said would apologise to him © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Did you know I was number one on Facebook? I just found out I'm number one on Facebook. I thought that was very nice. For whatever it means, it represents something. Donald Trump, to an April 1, 2020, conference about COVID-19 coronavirus © 2020 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Disloyal R[epublican]s are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. They come at you from all sides. They don't know how to win – I will teach them. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Do this: ‘Keep America Great,’ with an exclamation point. With and without an exclamation. ‘Keep America Great’ Donald Trump, instructing his lawyer to register a trademark for his 2020 reelection campaign, two days before being inaugurated for his first term © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk Faults?  The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. Thomas Carlyle © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Future plans— president of the United States 1988 From Roger Stone's 1970 high school yearbook © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say God gave me my money. John D. Rockefeller © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say He'll be here, in my opinion, for the entire remaining seven years. Donald Trump, September 30, 2017, the 254th day of his first term, denying rumors that there's friction between himself and John Kelly, his chief of staff © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Here's the story. If you win, they're going to make it like, ho hum. And if you lose, they are going to say Trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. You can't let that happen to me! Donald Trump, urging attendees at his rally in Kentucky, which he won by 30 percentage points in 2016, to re-elect Matt Bevin as governor, the day before Bevin lost to his Democratic opponent © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Here's the thing. I don't have teams. Everyone's talking about teams. I'm the team. Donald Trump, dismissing the need for impeachment advisers © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Howard Schultz doesn't have the “guts” to run for President! Watched him on @60Minutes last night and I agree with him that he is not the “smartest person.” Besides, America already has that! I only hope that Starbucks is still paying me their rent in Trump Tower! Donald Trump, 5:41 AM – 28 Jan 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I always hear about the elite. You know, the elite. They're elite? I went to better schools than they did. I was a better student than they were. I live in a bigger, more beautiful apartment, and I live in the White House, too, which is really great. Donald Trump, Phoenix rally, August 22, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am a man of great achievement. I win, Maureen, I always win. Knock on wood. I win. It’s what I do. I beat people. I win.  Donald Trump to Maureen Dowd, New York Times, August 15, 2015  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  I'm the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am invulnerable. I am immortal. Adolf Hitler, after surviving a 1944 assasination attempt © 2022 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am not a staffer. I'll never be a staffer. I'm the First Daughter! Ivanka Trump, responding to Steve Bannon, who called her a “fucking staffer” who didnt't deserve easy access to the Oval Office © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am pleased to inform you that I have just granted a full pardon to 85 year old American patriot Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He kept Arizona safe! Donald Trump, 7:00 PM - 25 Aug 2017, displaying his eagerness to pander to his base's prejudices and enough deep-rooted contempt for judges, the rule of law, and the Constitution to act as a warning that he'll pardon any associate or family member convicted of any crime, however egregious © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am seriously thinking of running for president. Howard Schultz, January 27, 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am smarter than anybody. Donald Trump © 2020 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am the least racist person there is. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am the only instrument that God uses to sing his song. I am only the vessel that nature smilingly fills with new wine. Joseph Goebbels © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am without a doubt the most accomplished prosecutor of the 20th Century. Without doubt. There’s no question about it. Rudy Giuliani © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  I can invite anyone for dinner, and they will come! Donald Trump © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  I can love four women at the same time. Rodrigo Duterte © 2022 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I can't lose to this fucking guy. Donald Trump, expecting a different outcome in 2020 © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot people and I wouldn't lose voters. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I'd like to fight myself, if I really could. Imagine the numbers if there was two of me. Conor McGregor, Irish mixed martial artist, when asked about his dream matchup at a press conference before his fight with Nate Diaz, who defeated him © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I do not want your opinion. I want an audience. Otto Warburg, summononing another scientist to come to Berlin and listen to him talk about his latest theory © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I feel so cool. I got so much — so much swag. Martin Shkreli, pharmaceutical industry price-gouger © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I have the world's greatest memory. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I hear he's nice looking. I think I'm better looking than him. I do. I do. Donald Trump comparing himself to Conor Lamb, who's 38 years younger and not orange © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I know the Russians better than anybody. Donald Trump © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  I know you guys wanted to clap, but everything I'm going to say is going to be amazing. Kanye West, to a Jimmy Kimmel Live  audience © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I'm a dealmaker. I'm the best dealmaker there is. Donald Trump © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I'm a lawyer who knows the criminal justice system as well as anybody in America. Rudy Giuliani © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I'm going to be around for thirty years. Many of the people who are organizing everything they possibly can to take me down will not be. Milo Yiannopoulos, on losing a book deal and a speaking engagement, and being forced to quit Breitbert News after a podcast emerged in which he said sex between 13-year-old boys and men in their twenties should be consensual © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I'm going to drop the hottest album of [2016]. Every track a banger. Martin Shkreli, pharmaceutical industry price-gouger and rap star wannabe © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent. Donald Trump © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I'm looking forward to squishing Rupert like a bug. Ted Turner, founder of CNN, then the leading all-news TV network, referring to Rupert Murdoch, founder of Fox News, then a startup © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny.  Donald Trump © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I’m probably one of the sharpest guys you’re ever going to meet. And you want to put me in a court room and I’ll kick the shit out of anybody. I am not an alcoholic. Rudy Giuliani © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things. Donald Trump, whose experience of the world is being deeply indebted to Russians, playing at his golf courses overseas, and staying in hotel suites with waterproof sheets, when asked who he consults with about foreign policy © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I'm the best decision this organization has ever made. Tom Brady, after being drafted by the New England Patriots but before actually making the team © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. Jimmy Hoffa  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I think apologizing's a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I'm ever wrong. Donald Trump © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  I think I am a transformational figure. Newt Gingrich © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I think I know more about it [NATO] than he does. Donald Trump on James Mattis, Secretary of Defense and former NATO Supreme Allied Commander © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do because I'm the biggest contributor. Donald Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I think of myself as all points on the compass. Barry Diller © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I’ve been investigated more than Alphonse Capone. He was the greatest — no, it’s true. Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I've never had the experience of being edited and never will. Fran Lebowitz © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I want to be in it. Man, I'm just born to be in it, and want to do everything I humanly can for this country at this moment. Beto O'Rourke, a month before announcing he's running for president © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk I want to shift the entire planet. And I'm doing it. Newt Gingrich © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I want to elect the next president. Roger Ailes © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I was a good student. I understand things. I comprehend very well, OK? Better than, I think, almost anybody. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I was an elite person. When I graduated, [from New York Military Academy] I was a very elite person. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I will be the greatest jobs producer that God ever created. Donald Trump, America's conflict of interest king and biggest loser, by 2,864,974 votes © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I will be their worst nightmare. I'm gonna be their worst nightmare. Ugh. Donald Trump, on ISIS © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I would give myself, I would – look, I hate to do it, but I will do it. I would give myself an A-plus. Is that enough? Can I go higher than that? Donald Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I would love to be able to be the one that made peace with Israel and the Palestinians. I have reason to believe I can do that. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say If I sleep for three hours, I have the energy to make love for three hours after that.  Silvio Berlusconi © 2022 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say In for comms director Martin Shkreli, the “Pharma Bro,” Facebook post after Anthony Scaramucci was fired as Trump's Communications Director © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say It's about time. Otto Warburg, on being told he was awarded the 1931 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say It was Lao Tzu who said that with the best leaders, when the work is accomplished, the people will say, “We have done this ourselves.” That's how I've led. Steve Bannon © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  Jimmy Carter used to get off Air Force One carrying his luggage. I don't want a president carrying his luggage. Donald Trump © 2020 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Look, if I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm  the super genius of all time. The super genius of all time.  Donald Trump © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Look, if I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm  the super genius of all time. The super genius of all time.  Donald Trump © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say A lot of people love Trump, right. A lot of people love me. You see them all the time, right? I guess I'm here for a reason, you know? To the best of my knowledge, I won and I think we're going to win again. I think we're going to win in a landslide. Donald Trump, responding to a reporter's question at a COVID-19 coronavirus press briefing about people who got sick because he was perceived as having downplayed it © 2020 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don't have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)! Donald Trump. 5:25 AM - 6 Mar 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say My personal ambition is to be the individual who has done the most to teach the world economics, broadly construed. Tyler Cowen © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say My whole life is about winning. I don't lose. Donald Trump © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say No one reads the Bible more than me. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say No one respects women more than me. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say No one's going to outwork me in this race. No one's going to outsmart me in this race. Nikki Haley, on the race for 2024 Republican presidential nomination © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Nobody builds better walls than me. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Nobody ever  cashes my checks. They frame them! Donald Trump © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Nobody knows more about taxes than me, maybe in the history of the world. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Nobody knows politicians better than I do. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Nobody will ever work as hard as I work. Michael Jordan, in the miniseries, The Last Dance, about his years with the Chicago Bulls © 2020 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Nobody will ever work as hard as I work. Michael Jordan, in the miniseries, The Last Dance, about his years with the Chicago Bulls © 2020 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Nobody's done more for religion than I have. Donald Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Nobody's ever been more successful than me. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  Only nine people in the world have that! Donald Trump, on a card he carries proclaiming, Bearer Eats Free at Any McDonald's Worldwide © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say The only thing we have in common is we're both wizards under the sheets. Edwin Edwards, comparing himself to David Dukes, a 1991 Louisiania gubernatorial candidate and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy. Edwin Edwards, on his chances of winning Louisiana's 1983 gubernatorial election © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Putin says, “Trump is brilliant.” I love it when he says I'm brilliant. I don't know if he means it or he doesn't mean it. I don't care. I like it, okay?  Donald Trump, at a 2016 rally © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say The real reason why servants are so dreadful in Suburbia is because, nine out of ten, they belong to the same class as their mistresses, who, not to put too fine a point on it, were born to wrestle, not to reign. T. W. H. Crosland, The Suburbans © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. Cecil Rhodes © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Surely of all “rights of man”, the right of the ignorant man to be guided by the wiser, to be, gently or forcibly, held to the true course by him, is the indisputablest. Nature herself ordains it. Thomas Carlyle, Chartism © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me.  Donald Trump © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say That makes me smart. Donald Trump, responding to the allegation that he has paid no federal taxes for years © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say That's nice. You can learn a lot from my son.  Roy Cohn's mother, Dora Marcus, to a teacher who said he was taking Roy and some other students to a ball game after school © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk Then there is Jerome Rodale, founder of the publishing empire devoted to health. In 1971, Dick Cavett invited Mr. Rodale onto his TV show after reading a New York Times Magazine article that called him “the guru of the organic food cult.” Mr. Rodale, 72, took his chair next to Mr. Cavett, proclaimed that he would live to be 100, and then made a snoring sound and died. (The episode never aired.) Pagan Kennedy, New York Times, March 9, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say There are things I've done that nobody knows. Harvey Weinstein © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say There must be millions of people out there who want to know me. Susan Sontag © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say There's nobody that has the cash flow that I have. I want to be king of cash.  Donald Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk  To anyone I’ve offended, I just want to say, I reinvented electric cars and I'm sending people to Mars in a rocket ship. Did you think I was also going to be a chill, normal dude? Elon Musk © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Ultimately I'm always right. Donald Trump © 2020 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say We can bring life as we know it, and breathe life into Mars where it doesn't exist today, and ensure that if there is some kind of cataclysmic event on Earth, that life as we know it continues to exist. Elon Musk, proposing to colonize Mars by 2022 © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say We don't need marketing. We know we make the best beer in the world. William Coors, 1975 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say We have the greatest face in the history of politics. Donald Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say We picked up a lot of delegates, and we feel great about what the map looks like moving forward – especially when we get to my home state of Florida. Marco Rubio, after winning only Minnesota, Puerto Rico and Washington, DC in the 2016 presidential primaries and before losing badly in Florida and suspending his campaign © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say We want to create peace between Israel and the Palestinians. We will get it done. … It is something that I think is frankly, maybe, not as difficult as people have thought over the years. Donald Trump © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say What a crowd! What a turnout! Donald Trump, August 29, 2017, Corpus Christie press conference about flooding from hurricane Harvey © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say What are you going to do about it? William M. “Boss” Tweed © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say What if he's a loser? Donald Trump, responding to Ivana Trump, his first wife, who she said whe wanted to name her first born child after his father  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say When I run for president in 2024, we would have created so many jobs that I'm not going to run; I'm going to walk. Kanye West, a.k.a Ye a.k.a Yeezus a.k.a. Louis Vuitton Don a.k.a. Yeezy a.k.a. Saint Pablo a.k.a. Christian Billionaire Genius, on opening a shoe manufacturing facility for his shoe brand in Cody, Wyoming © 2022 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say When it comes to golf, very few people can beat me. Donald Trump © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk Will be making a decision soon on the appointment of new Chief Economic Advisor. Many people wanting the job - will choose wisely! Donald Trump. 4:49 PM - 6 Mar 2018 after his chief economic adviser resigned because Trump imposed tariffs on steel and aluminum © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say With the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any president that's ever held this office. That I can tell you. It's real easy. Donald Trump, Phoenix rally, August 22, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say  With Trump, everybody becomes a star. I'm the greatest star-maker in history. Donald Trump © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say Worry? I don't worry. I make other people worry. Roger Stone, when asked if he was worried about Mueller's investigation into links between Trump's campaign and Russia © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say You can never think too big © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say You know, nobody has done more for Christianity, nobody has done more for religion of all types, than me. Donald Trump, May 4, 2022, to CBN News, an evangelical network © 2022 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say You know the NFL ratings are down massively. Massively. The NFL ratings are down massively. Now the number one reason happens to be they like watching what's happening on … [pointing to his midriff with both hands] Donald Trump [Ratings are down for all sports not because people prefer watching Trump's midriff but because young people prefer being online to watching sports on TV] © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say You know what? The more I'm thinking about it, I might even take an extended vacation on her dime. Michael Cohen, on how he'll use money he expects to collect from Stormy Daniels for allegedly violating her nondisclosure agreement about her relationtionship with Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Cocks of the walk say You should say, “Congratulations, great job,” instead of being so horrid in the way you ask a question. Donald Trump. responding to a Fox News reporter who asked about the delay in getting COVID-19 tests at hospitals nationwide © 2018 Kwiple.com