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Tuesday 24th of March 2026

Dead-in-the-heads How stupid are the people of Iowa? Donald Trump, addressing a 2015 rally in Iowa, which he won in 2016 by the largest margin of any Republican presidential candidate since Ronald Reagan in 1980 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say All talk, talk, talk – no action or results. Sad! Donald Trump, who has only fought for draft deferrals, tax breaks and young pussy to grab, denigrating John Lewis, who has spent his life fighting for civil rights © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Amend the Constitution to require a balanced federal budget ALEC (American Legislative Exchange Council), Donors Trust, the Koch brothers, and anonymous wealthy right wingers © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say And when you're young, you're thinking, you know, where are the boys? The boys are with Bernie, or, you know they're for Bernie because that's where the boys are. Gloria Steinem, commenting on why young women support Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential primares © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say And when your son looks at you and says, ‘Mama look, you won. Bullies don't win,’ and I said, ‘Baby, they don't,’ because we're gonna go in there and we're going to impeach the motherfucker. Rashida Tlaib, Democratic Representative from Michigan, telling supporters, on January 4, 2019, within hours of being sworn in to Congress, about the moment she knew she won election in 2018  © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats and their pathetic immigration policies that allow people to make the long trek thinking they can enter our country illegally. They can't. If we had a Wall, they wouldn't even try! Donald Trump, 10:30 AM - 29 Dec 2018 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to. Bernie Ecclestone © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say At some point, I'm going to sit down perhaps as a fireside chat on live television, and I will read the transcript of the call. Donald Trump, who believes the transcript of his call with Ukraine's president exonerates him of wanting a quid pro quo with Ukraine © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say “@backupwraith: i firmly believe that @realDonaldTrump is the most superior troll on the whole of twitter, that is all.” A great compliment!  Donald Trump, 1:05 AM – 24 Apr 2013 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Because a lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight– and when they come out, they're gay. So, did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question. Ben Carson © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Before Obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack inside the United States. They all started when Clinton and Obama got into office. Rudy Giuliani, who personally benefited from 9/11 so much you would think he would at least remember when and where it happened and during whose term of office © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Before you take this historic vote today, one week before Christmas, I want you to keep this in mind. When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this president in this process. Barry Loudermilk, Georgia Republican, during the House floor debate ahead of voting on articles impeaching Trump, December 18, 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Better to get your news directly from the President [Trump]. In fact, it might be the only way to get the unvarnished truth. Lamar Smith, Tea Party Republican © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Bipartisanship is another name for date rape. Grover Norquist © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Birth Control Makes Women Unattractive and Crazy headline, Breitbart News, December 8, 2015 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Breaking windows is a symbolic act. Windows break all the time. Things break all the time. Lacy Macauley, antifa organizer, justifying breaking windows like fascits do as a way to express anti-fascist sentiments  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS – Whatever happened to Global Warming? Donald Trump, 4:23 PM - 21 Nov 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The Canadian trucker convoy is the single most successful human rights protest in a generation. Tucker Carlson, February 10, 2022 © 2022 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Carbon dioxide has none of the characteristics of a pollutant that could harm human health. Kathleen Hartnett-White, oil and gas industry propagandist and Donalds Trump's nominee to lead the White House Council on Environmental Quality, the office responsible for coordinating environmental and energy policies and improving the environment © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Claiming COVID-19 coronavirus “affects virtually nobody" on the very day America surpassed 200,000 deaths Donald Trump, the claimant © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Congress could pass a law tomorrow requiring that all aliens from Arabic countries leave. … We should require passports to fly domestically. Passports can be forged, but they can also be checked with the home country in case of any suspicious-looking swarthy males. Ann Coulter, within two after 9/11 © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The defendants' actions were motivated by a personal vendetta and a desire to gain fame, notoriety, acclaim and a financial windfall and were further intended to advance their political agenda. The brazenness of the defendants' actions cannot be understated. From page one of Donald Trump's lawsuit against Mary Trump, the New York Times and its three reporters who won a Pulitzer Prize for reporting on his history of tax dodges — for “no less” than than $100 million each © 2021 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The demonization of carbon dioxide is just like the demonization of poor Jews under Hitler. William Happer, Trump's pick to lead his new climate change panel © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Different people say different things but as I understand it, if you're the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying  it's declassified, even by thinking about it. Because you’re sending it to Mar-a-Lago or wherever you’re sending it. There doesn't have to be a process. There can be a process, but there doesn’t have to be. You're the president — you make that decision. Donald Trump, when asked by Sean Hannity about his process for declassifying the documents he took to Mar-a-Lago after leaving the White House © 2022 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Don't bother me with facts © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The emotional truth is first. The factual truth is secondary. Hasan Minhaj © 2023 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer. The country has never once shut down. Not a single school has closed. And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer. Marjorie Taylor Greene, 9:27 AM – Dec 4, 2021, who believes cancer is contagious like COVID-19, whooping cough or sexually transmitted infections © 2021 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Five major agencies that I would eliminate : the I.R.S. [thumb] , the Department of Commerce [pointer] , the Department of Energy [middle finger] , uh, the Department of Commerce [ring finger] , and HUD [pinky] . Ted Cruz, explaining how he'd cut government spending © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say God is the only source of our law, liberty and government. Roy Moore © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The hardest decision I had to make  was whether to erect fences and barricades around the Supreme Court. I had no choice but to go ahead and do it. Chief Justice John Roberts, claiming that ordering fences to be erected around the Supreme Court building after its decision to overturn Roe v. Wade was leaked to the press by one of its members to prevent softening the decision provoked widespread public protest was a harder decision to make than making decisions about what to do about its leakers and members' other ethical lapses, death sentencing, civil or voting or gun rights, healthcare, affirmative action, student loans, gerrymandering, money in politics, etc. © 2023 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say He has lived an otherwise blameless life. Judge T. S. Ellis, on sentencing Paul Manafort to 47 months for tax and bank fraud instead of 19-and-a-half to 24 years recommended by sentencing guidelines for his crimes © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say He's the president-elect, so that's presidential behavior. Kellyanne Conway, when asked whether Trump exhibited presidential behavior when falsely claiming that millions of people voted for Clinton illegally or when mocking a disabled reporter © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Here in America, we have been complicit in terminating the lives of in excess of 50 million precious unborn childen, and don't you think almighty God is going to hold us accountable for that? … It's coming ladies and gentle- men. We just have a little taste of it in terms of the financial system, but it's going to get shaken to its core in the next few months, years or however long it takes, and it will hurt every one of us. Pat Robertson blaming financial collapse on abortion © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say His [Neil Gorsuch's] nomination carries with it a superlegitimacy. … The American people played very direct role in helping choose this nominee. Ted Cruz, who thinks superlegitimacy is conferred by refusing to consider Democratic nominees, and by electing a president who encourages mob violence against protesters at his rallies; who requested and received Russian help in influencing the outcome of the election; who lost the popular vote by millions; and who depends on anti-democratic institutions like lying, the Electoral College, the Senate, nepotism, voter suppression, gerrymandering and pandering to the rich © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Humans need to be a multiplanet species. Elon Musk © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I call on Congress today to act immediately to appropriate whatever is necessary to put armed officers in every single school in this nation. Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President, National Rifle Association  © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I'd rate it a 10. I think we've done a great job. Donald Trump, responding to a reporter who asked, “And on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your response to this [COVID-19 coronavirus] crisis?” © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I didn't need to do this. Donald Trump, declaring a national emergency because he didn't get the funding he wanted to fulfill his campaign promise to build a southern border wall © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I didn't threaten to shut down the government last time. Ted Cruz © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke them? They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that? Donald Trump © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I had a small number of boxes in storage. There is no crime. They should give me immediately back everything they have taken from me because it's mine. Donald Trump,  talking about 11,000+ government documents he took to Mar-a-Lago after leaving office, includng hundreds of classified documents  © 2022 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I hadn't had a chance to go through all the boxes. It's a long tedious job, it takes a long time — which I was prepared to do, but I have a very busy life. I've had a very busy life. Donald Trump, trotting out his "I'm-a-busy-guy" defense for not returning government documents to the governmet after he left office and was subpoenaed to do so © 2023 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I haven't heard about testing in weeks. Donald Trump, March 30, 2020, during a conference call with governors, responding to Gov. Steve Bullock of Montana, who had just finished explaining how impossible it is to get test kits to track down people who had contacts with people who tested positive for COVID-19 coronavirus © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I just don't think you can conect it to acts or threats of violence. Mike Pence, denying there's any connection between Trump's violent rhetoric and mail bombs sent to Democrats who he regularly demeans at his rallies or to his supporter who killed 11 people in a Pittsburgh synagogue © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I'm a proud Democrat. But first and foremost, I'm a proud Republican and Democrat and mostly American. Steve Beshear, former governor of Kentucky, lurching into the Democrat's response to Trump's first address to Congress © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I’m clearly right in front of the elevator. Sen. Krysten Sinema, thinking she's clever and funny in responding to a reporter who asked her what she has to say to progressive Senators who say they have no idea what she wants from negotiations about the proposed $3.5 trillion Build Back Better bill because she refuses to do anything other than to silently signal, “Nah, that ain't it” © 2021 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I'm going to release the Kraken. Sidney Powell, Trumpist lawyer, promising she'll release oodles of evidence that she claims will lead to overturning 2020 election results in key states © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I'm telling you it was a mispronunciation. Jan Brewer, [pronounced “skangkē bich”] Trumpster and ex-governor of Arizona, clarifying her statement that Hillary Clinton is a “lying killer” © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I meant exactly that. He's the founder of ISIS. Donald Trump, given the opportunity to walk back his claim that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are the true founders of ISIS, doubles down instead © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I never saw a body with bullet holes  that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away. Ben Carson © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I think this was widely regarded in the end as a human achievement [and] that's how we chose to view it. I also think Neil was extremely humble, as were many of these astronauts, and time and time again he deferred the focus from himself to the 400,000 people who made the mission possible. Ryan Gosling, star of “First Man,” a film about the 1969 moon landing, defending the filmmakers' decision to not include a scene showing Neil Armstrong planting the American flag on the moon © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I've got a lot to offer. Joe Arpaio © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro. … They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail because they never learned to pick cotton. And I've often wondered, are they better off as slaves having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy. Cliven Bundy, rancher and patriarch of the Bunkerville, Nevada, Bundys, hero to Western white militiamen for refusing to pay fees to graze his cattle on federal lands © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I was against going into war in Iraq. Donald Trump, who was for it in September, 2002, six months before it began, but opposed to it in August, 2004, seventeen months after it began © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I would find half a billion dollars of that right out of Planned Parenthood's budget. And the rest of it could come out of food stamps and the entitlements that are being spread out for people that haven't worked in three generations. Steve King, Northwest Missouri State University dropout, chickenhawk who falsely claimed he's Latino, says “I'd like to see an America that is just so homogenous that we look a lot the same,” and Republican Congressman from Iowa's 4th congressional district, explaining where to get an additional $5 billion to build the border wall with Mexico © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I would imagine there's a gun in the school to protect from potential grizzlies. Betsy DeVos, Trump's education secretary nominee, explaining why states should be allowed to decide whether to ban guns from schools such as the one near Yellowstone Park, home to more than 700 grizzlies © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I would rather be shot by a smart gun than sell one. Andy Raymond, Maryland gun dealer, quoted in an episode of 60 Minutes originally broadcast Nov. 1, 2015, about resistance to smart guns © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say If he was smart, he would've put his name on it. You've got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you. Donald Trump, on learning that George Washington was the real estate developer responsible for Mount Vernon  © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the “bad” would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad “dudes” out there! Donald Trump, tweet defending issuing his executive order banning Muslims from entering the U.S. without vetting it or informing affected agencies first © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say If we can teach young people not to take drugs … it's really, really easy not to take them.  Donald Trump, on his prescription for eliminating the nation's opioid addiction epidemic — an anti-drug ad campaign targeted at kids © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say If we have to close down our government, we're building that wall. We're going to have our wall. The American people voted for immigration control. We're going to get that wall. Donald Trump, Phoenix rally, August 22, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say If you don't believe abortion doesn't affect you, I contend if affects you in immigration. If we had those 40 million children that were killed over the last 30 years, we wouldn't need the illegal immigrants to fill the jobs that they are doing today. Think about it. Tom DeLay © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say In terms of artificial intelligence  taking over the jobs, I think we're so far away from that that it's not even on my radar screen. I think it's 50 or 100 more years. Steven Mnuchin, Secretary of the Treasury, March 24, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Industrialized nations that utterly depend on the consumption of fossil fuels have not amplified environmental degradation of the natural world. Kathleen Hartnett-White, oil and gas industry propagandist and Donalds Trump's nominee to lead the White House Council on Environmental Quality, the office responsible for coordinating environmental and energy policies and improving the environment © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say It is important to remember that amateurs built the Ark and it was professionals that built the Titanic. Ben Carson, responding to critics who claim he lacks the experience needed to be president © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say It looks like the coronavirus is being weaponized as yet another element to bring down Donald Trump. Now, I want to tell you the truth about the coronavirus. I'm dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold, folks. Rush Limbaugh © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say [It] reflects the very reason we voted President Trump into the Oval Office, to uphold the rule of law. Republican Congressman Paul Gosar, commenting on Trump's pardon of Joe Arpaio, who had been convicted of criminal contempt for refusing to obey a court order to stop racially profiling Latinos, both of which Gosar and his ilk must approve of © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say It’s a form of Navalny. It’s happening in our country too. We are turning into a communist country in many ways. I got indicted four times, I have eight or nine trials. All because of the fact that I’m in, you know this, all because of the fact that I’m in politics. They indicted me. Donald Trump, comparing his legal troubles and his court-imposed fines to Putin's assassination of Alexei Navalny © 2024 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Journalists are enemies of the American people  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Judge Roy Moore graduated from West Point and then went into the service, served in Vietnam and then came back and was in law school. All of the ladies, or many of the ladies he possibly could have married were already married, maybe, somewhere. So he looked in a different direction and always with the [permission of the] parents of the young ladies. … He did that because there is something about a purity of a young woman, there is something that is good, that's true, that's straight, and he looked for that. Flip Benham, renowned Alabama religious right activist, defending Moore's pursuit of underage girls © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Let's understand why we are really here, we are really here because the majority of the House of Representatives does not want to face Donald Trump as a political rival in the future … Nobody says it that plainly but unfortunately I have a way of speaking that way. Bill Castor, Jr., Trump's legal counsel, in his Day 1 remarks during Trump's second impeachment trial © 2021 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly. Ann Coulter © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Like the Swiss Army Knife, the popular AR-15 rifle is a perfect combination of home defense weapon and homeland defense equipment. U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez of the Southern District of California, in his Gun Violence Awareness Day ruling overturning California's longtime ban on assault weapons © 2021 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Look, stuff happens. Jeb Bush, commenting on gun violence following the killing of 9 and wounding of 7 at Umpqua Community College in 2015 (Uproar over his comment led Bush to say, “Things happen all the time. Things. Is that better?”) © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Looks like many anti-police agitators in Boston. Police are looking tough and smart! Thank you. Donald Trump, describing anti-fascist and anti-racist counter-protesters at Boston Common, 12:22 PM – 19 Aug 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case…don't believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on. Fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer, though some are conflicted. Problem is that a new…… ……lawyer or law firm will take months to get up to speed (if for no other reason than they can bill more), which is unfair in our great country - and I am very happy with my existing team. Besides, there was NO COLLUSION with Russia, except by crooked Hillary and the Dems! Donald Trump, 7:40 AM + 7:49 AM - Mar 25, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say My regret with Timothy McVeigh is that he did not go to the New York Times building. Ann Coulter, who later clarified the remark, saying, “Of course I regret it. I should have added, ‘after everyone had left the building except the editors and reporters.’” © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say My voice was fine.  What did I say wrong on those recordings? Donald Trump. when asked if he's concerned about his voice on a recording released to the public in which he bragged about taking classified documents home, keeping them, showing them to people having no security clearances, and admitting he lacked authority to declassify them now that he's no longer president © 2023 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say No, I don't take any. Zero, to put it mildly. They took a perfect phone call that I had with the president of Ukraine, an absolutely perfect call, you know it, they know it, nothing was said wrong in that call – to impeach the President of the United States for that is a disgrace and it's a mark against our country. Donald Trump, responding to a reporter who asked, “Do you take an responsibility for the fact that you are about to be impeached?” © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Nobody dies because they don't have access to healthcare. Republican Representative Raul Labrador © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Nobody has done the job that we've done. And it's lucky that you have this group here, right now, for this problem, or you wouldn't even have a country left. Donald Trump, acclaiming his administration's response to the COVID-19 coronavirus © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Nobody knew health care could be so complicated. Donald Trump © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have. And I know you're nodding yes because everybody agrees when they think about it.  Donald Trump, to reporters © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Now think about it. Before COVID did anyone go out and seek testing to determine if they were sick? It's usually you feel like you're sick and you get tested to determine what you maybe have come down with. Ron DeSantis, who either never heard of preventive healthcare or doesn't believe in it © 2022 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Now we have Pelosi’s gazpacho police spying on members of Congress, spying on the legislative work that we do, spying on our staff and spying on American citizens that want to come talk to their representatives. Marjorie Taylor Greene, February 8, 2022, conjuring up supposed soup Nazis while defending Rep. Troy E. Nehls's (R-Tex.) slanderous allegation that Capitol Police were illegally investigating him when they they followed standard security protocols and entered his office when they saw its door was wide open and no one was there; photographed its condition at the time, and reported the incident to him and his staff  © 2022 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say On many levels, mathematics itself operates as Whiteness. Who gets credit for doing and developing mathematics, who is capable in mathematics, and who is seen as part of the mathematical community is generally viewed as White. Rochelle Gutierrez, University of Illinois professor of education © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The only people giving a platform to these hate groups is the media itself and the fake news. Donald Trump, Phoenix rally, August 22, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President, National Rifle Association  © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The only way we can lose, in my opinion — I really mean this, Pennsylvania — is if cheating goes on. I really believe this. Donald Trump, trailing in the polls, fearing becoming a loser and just another face in the crowd, doing what comes naturally to him: pissing in waters others must swim in © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say  Our country needs a good "shutdown" Donald Trump, 8:07 AM - May 2, 2017 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Our government: look at it! It isn't too big to fail; it's too big to succeed. It's too big to succeed so we can afford no retreads or nothing will change with the same people and same policies that got us into the status quo. Another Latin word, status quo. It stands for, “Man, middle-class every-day Americans are really gettin' taken for a ride.” Sarah Palin, 2015 Iowa Freedom Summit speech © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Our President must have missed growing up because its instances of its lawlessness of he trying to get his way. It tramples our Constitution. So from debt – uh – I won't even get into all the details of everything. Sarah Palin, 2015 Iowa Freedom Summit speech © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll ? Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY), 1:00 AM – Feb 9, 2022 © 2022 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The overthrow of Saddam Hussein, that miliary action, was a resounding success. John Bolton © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say People like me are what stand between us and Auschwitz. Newt Gingrich © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say People like you caused us to lose that war. Ann Coulter, to a disabled Vietnam vet © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say President Trump is a man of his word. Pat Cipollone, Trump's White House counsel © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The problem with women voting — and your Communists will back me up on this — is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. And when they take these polls, it's always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care. Ann Coulter © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Rape culture is actually a war on boys on college campuses. Andrea Tantaros, Fox News “Outnumbered” co-host © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The Republican Party will become “the Party of Healthcare!” Donald Trump, 9:58 AM – 26 Mar 2019, after having having announced his plan to to use the courts to overturn Obamacare in its entirety and to deprive tens of millions of Americans of healthcare insurance © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The Republicans [in California] don't win and that's because of potentially illegal votes, which is what I've been saying for a long time. I have no doubt about it. And I've seen it, I've had friends talk about it when people get in line that have absolutely no right to vote and they go around in circles. Sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again.  Donald Trump, Nov. 14, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Republicans should just REPEAL failing ObamaCare now & work on a new Healthcare Plan that will start from a clean slate. Dems will join in! Donald Trump, 10:17 PM - 17 Jul 2017, either unaware or not caring that repealing without replacing Obamacare is likely to raise premiums by 50% and result in 32 million people losing coverage – 10 million more than by repealing it and replacing it with either GOP-concocted Trumpcare bill, which GOP senators killed rather than pass into law © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say A secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, PA, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week … she said [that] will more than cover her Costco membership for a year. Paul Ryan, 11:51 AM - Feb 2018, extolling the munificent benefits bestowed on ordinary workers by the tax reform bill he championed  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Sheriff Joe Arpaio is now 85 years old and after more than 50 years of admirable service to our nation, he is [a] worthy candidate for a Presidential pardon. White House press release announcing — prior to Arpaio's sentencing, without him having shown remorse for his crimes, and without the standard prior review  by the Department of Justice — that Trump granted a full pardon to Joe Arpaio, the virulently xenophobic and racist deposed sheriff of Maricopa Country, Arizona, who was convicted of contempt of court for refusing to comply with a judge's order for 17 months to stop racially profiling Latinos, which he did for 24 years as a thug with a badge © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads So look. All I want to do is this. I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have. Donald Trump, urging Georgia's secratary of state, Brad Raffensperger, to "recalculate" Georgia's thrice-audited election returns to give him a one-vote margin of victory in an election in which over 5,000,000 people voted, which he believes would be credible © 2021 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say So many people at the higher ends of intelligence loved my press conference performance in Helsinki. Putin and I discussed many important subjects at our earlier meeting. We got along well which truly bothered many haters who wanted to see a boxing match. Big results will come! Donald Trump, 2:53 AM - 18 JUL 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads So, you got a group there, a lynching mob, so let them do their job and, boy, we're ready to knock the heck out of you with our [whose?] report, which will be authoritative. Rudy Giuliani, comparing Mueller's investigators to a lynch mob for doing what the law obligates them to do – investigate Russian interference in American elections and posible obstruction of justice by Trump  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The Solution to Online ‘Harassment’ Is Simple: Women Should Log Off headline, Breitbart News, July 5, 2016 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Some people don't like to take responsibility for their own shit. Travis Kalanick, co-founder of Uber, responding to a driver who complained to him about drivers' declining wages and struggles resulting from the company's ever-changing policies governing prices and drivers © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Someone needs to explain to me why gassing Arabs is such a bad thing. Ann Coulter © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Someone's going to leak this whole damn speech to the media. Donald Trump, in a speech to the National Republican Congressional Committee that was broadcast live by C-SPAN © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The sudden death of Alexei Navalny has made me more and more aware of what is happening in our Country. It is a slow, steady progression, with CROOKED, Radical Left Politicians, Prosecutors, and Judges leading us down a path to destruction. Open Borders, Rigged Elections, and Grossly Unfair Courtroom Decisions are DESTROYING AMERICA. WE ARE A NATION IN DECLINE, A FAILING NATION! MAGA2024 Donald Trump, Feb 19, 2024, 8:04 AM © 2024 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Texas was in a long period of drought until Governor Perry signed the fetal pain bill. It rained that night. Now God has His hold on California. Shannon Grove, California Republican Assemblywoman, blaming California's drought on abortion © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There are communities under  Sharia law right now in our country … in Illinois, Indiana – up there. Roy Moore © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. Madeleine Albright, commenting on young women supporting Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential primares © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There is no environmental crisis – in fact, there's almost no major environmental problems. Kathleen Hartnett-White, oil and gas industry propagandist and Donalds Trump's nominee to lead the White House Council on Environmental Quality, the office responsible for coordinating environmental and energy policies and improving the environment © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Donald Trump, 12:08 AM – 10 Nov 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There is no such thing as the United Nations. John Bolton © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There is nobody that loves this country more or Hispanic more than Steve Cortes. Steve. Thank you Steve. Nobody loves the Hispanics more. Who do you like more, the country or the Hispanics? Donald Trump addressing the broadcaster, Steve Cortes, at a New Mexico rally © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There isn't any real science to say we are altering the climate path of the Earth. Roy Blunt, Republican Senator from Missouri © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less. But they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great- grandsons, great-granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land. Ben Carson, who thinks slaves were immigrants who came here searching for the American Dream © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There's a lot of concerns with the economy here because people are scared to go out. But I will just say, one of the things you can do if you're healthy – you and your family – it's a great time to just go out, go to a local restaurant. Likely you can get in easily. Go to your local pub. Devin Nunes, March 16, 2020, who believes social distancing is unimportant in fighting a pandemic © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There's a very good chance you're not going to die. Donald Trump, consoling the nation about coronavirus © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say There's no such thing as evolution. That we came from a snake? No I don't believe that. Roy Moore © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say These lowlifes Impeached me TWICE (I WON!), and Indicted me FOUR TIMES — For NOTHING! Either IMPEACH the BUM, or fade into OBLIVION. THEY DID IT TO US! Donald Trump, @realDonaldTrump, Aug 27, 2023, 5:40 PM, directing Republicans to impeach Biden [NOTE: "me" is "US" in his mind] © 2023 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say They already control Tehran … They do all that without a nuclear weapon. Imagine what they would do with a nuclear weapon. Tom Cotton, bemoaning Iran's control of its own capital city © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say  They [people bringing legal cases against him] have broken the Constitution. They have gotten very far astray from our Constitution. I'm talking about the fascists and the people in our government right now, because I consider them, you know, we talk about, the enemy from within.  I think the enemy from within, in many cases, is much more dangerous for our country than the outside enemies of China, Russia, and various others that would be called  enemies depending on who the president is, frankly.  Donald Trump, who thinks "enemies from within" doesn't include himself or his supporters © 2024 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say This country's end is now in sight. I hope I don't live to see it. Louie Gohmert, during House floor debate about Trump impeachment articles © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads This irregular channel of diplomacy, it's not as outlandish as it could be – is that correct? Steve Castor, Republican's chief counsel at the impeachment inquiry into Trump, to William Taylor, Acting Ukraine Ambassador © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say This not a political war at all. This is not a cultural war at all. This is a spiritual war. And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would think the Father of Lies, Satan, would have his sights on: a good, decent, powerful, influential country: the United States of America. Rick Santorum © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say This is so typical of the left to immediately begin demonizing a messenger because they don't agree with the message. Carly Fiorina, objecting to statements by a Planned Parenthood official who linked right-wing propaganda and demonizing of the organization to the murder of three and the wounding of nine at a Colorodo Planned Parenthood clinic by an anti-abortion domestic terrorist, who she called a "protester" © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say This is the price of freedom. Bill O'Reilly, commenting on the 58 murdered and nearly 500 injured by a gun nut in Las Vegas  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Time for a quick reality check. Smoking doesn't kill. Mike Pence © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say … trade wars are good, and easy to win. Donald Trump, 2:50 AM - 2 MAR 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Trump's candidacy, it has exposed not just that tragic ramifications of that betrayal of the transformation of our country, but too, he has exposed the complicity on both sides of the aisle that has enabled it, OK? Sarah Palin, endorsing Donald Trump © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Under the Presidentisl Records Act,  I had every right to have these documents. Donald Trump, following his arraignment on 37 counts, with 31 pertaining to mishandling classified documents and 6 pertaining to participating in a conspiracy to obstruct justice [The Presidential Records Act is irrelevant in his case and guarantees no such right] © 2023 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Vaccines are the equivalent of human experimentation. Tom Price, ex-orthopedic surgeon, ex-Congressman from Georgia, ex-Health and Human Services Secretary, charter-flights-at-taxpayer-expense-enthusiast © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The war on coal is over. Scott Pruitt, EPA Administrator, announcing his plan to repeal the Clean Power Act which sought to curb emisions from coal-fired power plants © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say The way to remove anxiety is to accept everything. If you make judgments about things, you are limiting your vocabulary. Jeff Koons © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say We can't take you anymore. We can't take you. Our country is full.  Donald Trump, to Latin American immigrants and asylum seekers © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say We don't trust American journalists, they just make things up. citation Ralph Drollinger, leader of Capitol Ministries, the group leading Bible studies classes in the White House and both houses of Congress, explaining why he granted an interview to Germany's Welt am Sonntag but not to major American media outlets © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say We need a Donald Trump to show some authoritarian power in our country. Paul LePage, Maine's Republican governor choosing dictatorship over democracy © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say We need to execute people like John Walker [Lindh] in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors. Ann Coulter, who later clarified the remark, saying, “What I meant to say was, ‘We should burn John Walker Lindh alive and televise it on prime-time network TV.’ My apologies for any misunderstanding that might have occurred.” © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say We need to make it clear that there's a group of non-accusers that have not accused the judge of any sexual misconduct or anything illegal. Jane Porter, Roy Moore's spokesperson, defending him against accusations by nine women, most underage at the time, that he sexually harassed or assaulted them [the Hitler-didn't-kill-all -the-Jews defense]  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say We're not spending money on that anymore. We consider that to be a waste of your money. Mick Mulvaney, Office of Management and Budget Director, defending his and Trump's decision to eliminate funding for research on climate change © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say We've achieved all the different milestones that are needed. The federal government rose to the challenge and this is a great success story and I think that that's really what needs to be told. Jared Kushner, on the Trump administration's response to the COVID-19 coronusvirus pandemic  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Well, he wants to spend a lot of money on something that you don't know if it's  gonna be 100 years or 50 years or 25 years. And it's just a way of giving out pork. Donald Trump's why-have-an-army-if-you've-not-been-attacked justification for abolishing the Office of Pandemic Preparedness and Response Policy created by the Biden administration © 2024 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say What if we went back through all the family trees and just pulled those people out that were products of rape or incest? Would there be any population of the world left if we did that? Steve King, defending an anti-aborionb bill that provided no exemptions for rape or incest © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO DROP ALL CHARGES AGAINST ME, APOLOGIZE, AND RETURN EVERYTHING THAT WAS ILLEGALLY TAKEN (FOURTH AMENDMENT) FROM MY HOME? THIS WAS NOTHING OTHER THAN ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!! Donald Trump, @realDonaldTrump, Jun 15, 2023, 5:10 PM © 2023 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say When you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that's a pretty good job we've done. Donald Trump, February 26, 2020, on his administration's response to the COVID-19 coronavirus © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say When you're working for Hillary [Clinton], she wants to let people just pour in. You could have 650 million people pour in and we do nothing about it. Think of it. That's what could happen. You triple the size of our country in a week. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Why do you think this is COVID-19? This is the 19th coronavirus. They're not uncommon. Rush Limbaugh, March 11, 2020 © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Why shouldn't the president surround himself with successful people? Wealthy folks have no need to steal or engage in corruption. … And most of these folks aren't political. They won't be afraid to reach across the aisle for bipartisan solutions. And that includes Mr. Trump himself. Larry Kudlow © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud. Rush Limbaugh, Trump's Presidential Medal of Freedom winner for “decades of tireless devotion to our country” © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say You have some very good reporters, you have some very fair journalists. But for the most part, these are really, really dishonest people. They're bad people and I really think they don't like our country. I really believe that. Donald Trump, Phoenix rally, August 22, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say You know, President Trump and I have spoken many times since we left office. And I don't know if we'll ever see eye to eye on that day. Mike Pence, referring to the January 6, 2021, assault on the Capitol, during which Trump and his supporters called for hanging Pence for failing to overturn Biden's election © 2021 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say You know what I did? A big favor. I caught the swamp. I caught them all. Lets see what happens. Nobody else could have done that but me. I caught all this corruption that was going on and noboby else could have dont it. Donald Trump © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say You know, you had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn't even sink to using chemical weapons. Sean Spicer, justifying America's missile strike on Syria for its gas attack on rebel-held areas by suggesting that Syria's president Bashar al-Assad is worse than Hitler was and that Hitler didn't use chemical weapons on people he sent to “Holocaust centers” (Spicer's term for concentration camps)  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say You people are so stupid that you've lost touch with reality. Somehow Donald Duck knows who Daisy Duck is. He doesn't mount Billy Duck or there would be no eggs and no ducks. Michael Savage, on gay rights advocates © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say You saw what happened to some of the witnesses that were on our side; they were literally crucified by this man who looks like an angel, but he is really a devil. Donald Trump, who literally doesn't know the meaning of the word "crucify," fulminating about judge Juan Merchan, who presided over his hush money/ election interference trial © 2024 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say You wonder why we're having problems in Newtown, Connecticut? [the Sandy Hook massacre] … Because we've forgotten the law of God. Roy Moore © 2017 Kwiple.com
 
Dead-in-the-heads say Your response when you see children wearing masks as they play should be no different from your response to seeing someone beat a kid at Walmart. Call the police immediately. Contact child protective services. Keep calling until someone arrives. What you're looking at is abuse. It's child abuse. Tucker Carlson © 2021 Kwiple.com