Sports

Thursday 28th of March 2024

Sports Every kid at Alabama is better than Nick Saban at football. He just knows how to win better than anyone on the planet. Will Frazer, coach of Gainesville, Florida's Buchholz High School math team, winner of 13 of the last 14 national high school math championships, noting that some of his students are better at math than he is © 2022 Kwiple.com
Sports Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. attributed to Tiger Woods © 2015 Kwiple.com
Sports I know Yankee fans. They boo you when they love you. Rudy Giuliani, commenting on fans at Yankee Stadium who booed him loudly when the announcer told them he was in the house celebrating his 74th birthday  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Sports If God wanted football in the spring, he wouldn't have created baseball. Donald Trump, who bought a team in the USFL, which played football in the spring, and then sued the NFL to force it to merge with the USFL, which would thereafter play in the fall and share in the NFL's television advertising revenue without having to create a fan base large enough to attract advertisers © 2016 Kwiple.com
Sports Ikey, Mikey, Jake and Sam, We're the boys who eat no ham, We play football, we play soccer— And we keep matzohs in our locker! Aye, aye, aye, Weequahic High! Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint © 2016 Kwiple.com
Sports It was fun. We had a great lawsuit. Donald Trump, recapping his experience as an owner in the United States Football League (USFL), which he convinced to sue the NFL to force a merger with the USFL, which lost, causing its demise © 2016 Kwiple.com
Sports The pride and presence of a professional football team is far more important than 30 libraries. Art Modell, defending inpiring a bidding war between Cleveland and Baltimore to host his team, then the Browns now the Ravens, when both cities faced financial crisis and were reducing services like libraries © 2016 Kwiple.com
Sports There's a big difference between not wanting your kids to play football and not wanting to watch football. They're obviously still watching. In fact, more of them [Americans] are. For the wealthy—that is to say, the decision-makers—in this country, it turns the NFL into something like the military. They'd rather their kids not take part, but they'd happily support your kids' doing so. Will Leitch, New York, September 5-18, 2016 © 2016 Kwiple.com