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Monday 4th of May 2026

Animal lovers say If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? Sarah Palin, carnivore © 2015 Kwiple.com
By the numbers Weight, in pounds, of the average American man in 1960: 168 Of the average American woman today: 166 Harper's Index, July 2015 © 2015 Kwiple.com
Christmas At the risk of being a Grinch, the Christmas season is a pretty good time to consider the possibility that sugar is killing us. Gary Taubes © 2016 Kwiple.com
Diets I'm not eating Oreos any more. Neither is Chris. [pointing to Chris Christie] You're not eating Oreos any more. No more Oreos for either of us. Donald Trump, at a May 19, 2016, New Jersey rally, vowing to never eat Oreos again to protest the announcement by Nabisco, Oreo's parent, that it would move bakery jobs from Chicago to Mexico © 2018 Kwiple.com
Diets Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields © 2015 Kwiple.com
Hunger We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry each night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet. Ronald Reagan, 1964 © 2023 Kwiple.com
Sleepers at the wheel say Finish what's on your plate © 2015 Kwiple.com
 
Surely you jest According to his doctor, Trump is 6'3" and 239 pounds, which means that, at age 71, he avoided official obesity by guzzling and growing an inch taller January, 2018 --> © 2018 Kwiple.com