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Sunday 7th of December 2025

Animals It's relatively easy to agree that only Homo sapiens  can speak about things that don't really exist, and believe six impossible things before breakfast. You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven. Yuval Noah Harari, Sapiens © 2016 Kwiple.com
Heaven Heavenly witnesses are a tricky lot, to be used by whoever is closest to Heaven at the time. James Baldwin, The Fire Next Time   © 2017 Kwiple.com
Heaven I am pretty sure that there is duck hunting in Heaven! Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com
Housing I wish the rent Was heaven sent. from “Aspiration” by Langston Hughes © 2017 Kwiple.com
Political parties If I could not go to heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all. Thomas Jefferson © 2021 Kwiple.com
 
Selfie And they would ask me, well, now, are you one of those narrow-minded Baptists who think only Baptists are going to heaven? To which I enjoy replying, now actually, I'm more narrow than that. I don't think all the Baptists are going to make it. Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com