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ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant)

Sunday 29th of March 2026

Cocks of the walk say I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I meant exactly that. He's the founder of ISIS. Donald Trump, given the opportunity to walk back his claim that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are the true founders of ISIS, doubles down instead © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I will be their worst nightmare. I'm gonna be their worst nightmare. Ugh. Donald Trump, on ISIS © 2016 Kwiple.com
Fright wingers say Everything that the president is doing seems to benefit what ISIS is doing. Andrea Tantaros, Fox News “Outnumbered” co-host, accusing Obama of ignoring national security by letting Muslim refugees into the country © 2015 Kwiple.com
Fright wingers say They are hoping and praying that Hillary Clinton becomes president of the United States because they'll take over not only that part of the world, they'll take over this country, they'll take over this part of the world. Believe me. They are hoping. They are hoping. Donald Trump, on ISIS © 2016 Kwiple.com
Global warming The terrorists are absolutely delighted that our president is so delusional that instead of figting ISIS, he's talking about climate change. Carly Fiorina, pissed Obama talked about climate change with leaders of nearly 200 nations at the 2015 UN Climate Change Summit, where she presumably would have gone off-topic © 2015 Kwiple.com
Political correctness This is the university mentality, which is, don't call Germans Nazis during the 1930s because you're liable to get Germans mad. Michael Savage, on not calling ISIS Islamic terrorists © 2015 Kwiple.com
Republicans say Send ground troops to fight ISIS in Iraq and Syria © 2016 Kwiple.com
Schoolgirls joining ISIS This is what happens in the twenty-first century when you're trying to piss off your parents and there's no black guys in town to have sex with. Larry Wilmore, The Nightly Show, March 26, 2015 © 2015 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest An ISIS Twitter account featuring pictures of kittens © 2015 Kwiple.com
Wannabe autocrats say  If I say do it, they're going do it. Donald Trump, when asked what he would do if the US military refused to follow the [illegal] order he vowed to issue to kill ISIS family members in reprisal for attacks © 2018 Kwiple.com
Warmongers say If I'm President of the United States, we're going in on the ground and we're going to pull the caliphate up by its roots and we're going to kill every one of these bastards we can find because, if we don't, they're coming here. Lindsey Graham © 2015 Kwiple.com
Warmongers say What's the harm of bombing them [ISIS] at least for a few weeks and seeing what happens? I don't think there's much in the way of unanticipated side effects that could be bad there. We could kill a lot of bad guys. William (“Bill”) Kristol © 2015 Kwiple.com
Warmongers say We will utterly destroy ISIS. We will carpet bomb them into oblivion. I don't know if sand can glow in the dark, but we're going to find out. Ted Cruz © 2015 Kwiple.com
 
Warmongers say You would carpet bomb where ISIS is – not a city, but the location of the troops. You use air power directed – and you have embedded special forces to direction the air power. But the object isn't to level a city. The object is to kill the ISIS terrorists. Ted Cruz, Commander-in-Chief wannabe, when asked if he would carpet bomb Raqqa, the ISIS capital and home to 220,000 people, who he thinks can be individually targeted for death by carpet bombing instead of being killed indiscriminately © 2015 Kwiple.com