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Anthony Scaramucci

Monday 4th of May 2026

Cocks of the walk say In for comms director Martin Shkreli, the “Pharma Bro,” Facebook post after Anthony Scaramucci was fired as Trump's Communications Director © 2017 Kwiple.com
Populism What does he think Trump has that the others lacked, I ask? The short answer is that Trump understood that that America's “aspirational” working class had become “desperational”. Edward Luce, from his interview with Anthony Scaramucci © 2018 Kwiple.com
Problem solving “See this?” he says. “These are front-stabbing knives. You only use these in New York. In Washington you use a shiv, or mechanisms in the press, back-stabbing, subterfuge, opposition research . . . Not in New York. We come at you right from the front.” Anthony Scaramucci, quoted in Edward Luce's interview with Scaramucci at a restaurant in New York © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie I'm not Steve Bannon. I'm not trying to suck my own cock. I'm not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the Pesident. Anthony Scaramucci © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie They're trying to resist me, but it's not going to work. I've done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they're going to have to go fuck themselves. Anthony Scaramucci, commenting on the release of his financial disclosure form, which he thought had been illegally leaked to Politico, but which Politico had obtained via a public records request © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie What I don't like about Washington is that people don't let you know how they feel. They're very nice to your face and then they take a shiv or a machete and stab you in the back. I'm a Wall Street guy. I'm more of a front-stabbing person. Anthony Scaramucci © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers. Anthony Scaramucci © 2017 Kwiple.com
Sleepers at the wheel say I would never dishonor my dad by hurting my last name by doing something stupid for money or for power. I'm not doing it. It's not my personality. Anthony Scaramucci © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac. Reince Priebus portrayed by Anthony Scaramucci © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He is an unbelievable politician. Donald Trump portrayed by Anthony Scaramucci, White House Communications Director © 2017 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest As you know from the Italian expression, the fish stinks from the head down. What I can tell you two fish that don't stink, okay, and that's me and the President. Anthony Scaramucci, on himself and his homeboy, Donald Trump © 2017 Kwiple.com
Trumpism His supporters know there should be a Surgeon General's warning on Trump, that he's unhinging as we speak. If they felt the barometric pressure change to another Republican, they would switch. Anthony Scaramucci, quoted in Financial Times, October 11, 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I've seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire. I've seen him at Madison Square Garden with a topcoat on. He's standing in the key and he's hitting foul shots and swishing them, okay? He sinks three-foot putts.  Anthony Scaramucci © 2019 Kwiple.com
 
< Trumpists say People think if you kiss the guy's ass, you'll get what you want. But it is not as simple as that. Trump likes to establish mutual respect. Anthony Scaramucci © 2018 Kwiple.com