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Carly Fiorina

Tuesday 25th of August 2026

CA Republican Carly Fiorina's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries carlyfiorina.com home page contains images of 30,000 sad faces representing employees she fired while at Hewlett-Packard  © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential primaries Fiorina goes down before Cruz in Indiana © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say This is so typical of the left to immediately begin demonizing a messenger because they don't agree with the message. Carly Fiorina, objecting to statements by a Planned Parenthood official who linked right-wing propaganda and demonizing of the organization to the murder of three and the wounding of nine at a Colorodo Planned Parenthood clinic by an anti-abortion domestic terrorist, who she called a "protester" © 2015 Kwiple.com
Global warming The terrorists are absolutely delighted that our president is so delusional that instead of figting ISIS, he's talking about climate change. Carly Fiorina, pissed Obama talked about climate change with leaders of nearly 200 nations at the 2015 UN Climate Change Summit, where she presumably would have gone off-topic © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I love being a woman. I like dressing up; I love buying shoes. Carly Fiorina © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I would have done all them faster. Carly Fiorina, when asked what she would have done differently at Hewlett-Packard, where she laid off 30,000  © 2016 Kwiple.com
Selfie What I have said to people is that I've lived the American Dream, because I have. Carly Fiorina © 2015 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Carly Fiorina portrayed by Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest We know the only way to reimagine our government is to reimagine who is leading it. I'm Carly Fiorina and I'm running for president. Carly Fiorina, announcing 2016 presidential campaign © 2015 Kwiple.com
 
Warmongers say What I would do, immediately, is begin rebuilding the Sixth Fleet. I would conduct regular, aggressive military exercises in the Baltic states. I'd probably send a few thousand more troops into Germany. Vladimir Putin would get the message. Carly Fiorina, on how she'd get Russians out of Syria © 2015 Kwiple.com