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Dick Cheney

Monday 21st of September 2026

Assholes say I had other priorities in the 60s than military service. Dick Cheney © 2022 Kwiple.com
Iraq Packers say I'm confident that our troops will be successful, and I think it'll go relatively quickly. Weeks rather than months. Dick Cheney © 2015 Kwiple.com
Iraq Packers say We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators. Dick Cheney © 2015 Kwiple.com
Nukes The president of the United States for 50 years is followed at all times, 24 hours a day, by a military aide carrying a football that contains the nuclear codes that he would use and be authorized to use in the event of a nuclear attack on the United States. He could launch the kind of devasting attack the world's never seen. He doesn't have to check with anybody. He doesn't have to call the Congress. He doesn't have to check with the courts. Dick Cheney, 2008 [It's a briefcase, not a football.] © 2016 Kwiple.com
Power Darkness is good. … Dick Cheney, Darth Vader, Satan. That's power. Steve Bannon © 2022 Kwiple.com
Selfie I got there all by myself. Dick Cheney, denying George H. W. Bush's claims that Cheney's wife and daughter were why Cheney was hard-nosed © 2015 Kwiple.com
 
Snapshot Just iron-ass. Dick Cheney portrayed by George H. W. Bush © 2015 Kwiple.com