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Donald Trump, Jr.

Tuesday 3rd of March 2026

Bullshitters say He certainly didn't dictate. But he weighed in, offered suggestions, like any father would.  Sarah Huckabee Sanders, denying Trump wrote Donald Trump Jr.'s knowingly false first public explanation of his meeting with Russian agents to get incriminating information they claimed to have about Hillary Clinton © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say What if he's a loser? Donald Trump, responding to Ivana Trump, his first wife, who she said whe wanted to name her first born child after his father  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Collusion [T]his is someone who said, “We have information on your opponent.” Oh, let me call the FBI. Give me a break. Life doesn't work that way. Donald Trump, defending his son, Don, Jr., who violated federal law by not reporting offers he received from Russians to meddle in the 2016 election to the FBI © 2019 Kwiple.com
Collusion You don't call the FBI every time you hear something that maybe – now, you see the people. The meeting, it also sounds to me – I don't know anything  about that meeting – but it sounds to me like it was a big nothing. Donald Trump, defending his son, Don, Jr., who violated federal law by not reporting offers he received from Russians to meddle in the 2016 election to the FBI © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say As someone who's run for office five times, if the devil called me and said he wanted to set up a meeting to give me opposition research on my opponent, I'd be on the first trolley to Hell to get it. And any politician who tells you otherwise is a bald-faced liar. Jeanine Pirro, former judge and district attorney and Fox News' Justice with Judge Jeanine host, defending Donald Trump Jr.'s meeting with emissaries of the Russian government even though he knew it wanted to help Trump win, and she knows it's illegal for foreigners to contribute, donate or spend funds on any election in the United States © 2017 Kwiple.com
Food Skittles are candy; refugees are people. It's an inappropriate analogy. We respectfully refrain from further comment, as that may be misinterpreted as marketing. Mars, Incorporated, maker of Skittles, protesting Donald Trump, Jr.'s comparison of a bowl of poisoned Skittles to Syrian refugees © 2016 Kwiple.com
Fright wingers say If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you just three would kill you. Would you take a handful? That's our Syrian refugee problem. Donald Trump, Jr., tweet accompanying a photograph of a bowl of Skittles, which the photographer, a former refugee, said was used without permission © 2016 Kwiple.com
Global warming If we fail to act now, it is scientifically irrefutable that there will be catastrophic and irreversible consequences for humanity and our planet. December 6, 2009, open letter to President Obama and the Congress, from liberals and business leaders, including “Donald J. Trump, Chairman and President, Donald Trump, Jr., EVP, Eric F. Trump, EVP, Ivanka Trump, EVP, The Trump Organization” © 2017 Kwiple.com
Good news The Russia story will get worse and worse and you can't just really say anymore, “fake news.” An unnamed Trump adviser quoted by Politico, July 11, 2017, after Donald Trump, Jr. released emails proving the Trump campaign's willingness to collude with the Russian government to defeat Hillary Clinton © 2017 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Roger Ailes, sexual predator; Steve Bannon, platform provider for white supremacists and conspiracy theorists; Chris Christie, Republican jetsam; Ann Coulter, self-described “mean- spirited bigot”; Rudy Giuliani, 9/11's prime beneficiary; Sean Hannity, Fox News dumbass; Paul Manafort, adviser to dictators; Roger Stone, self-described “dirty trickster”; Donald Turmp, Jr. and Eric Trump, America's Uday and Qusay © 2017 Kwiple.com
Looks Make me look sexy. Did you see the one they made of Sam Bankman-Fried? It made him look like a superstar. Donald Trump, Jr. to the courtroom sketch artist where he was appearing as a defendant in a trial along with his father and siblings © 2023 Kwiple.com
Memory It turns out that the leading cause of early-onset dementia is being deposed. Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, February 13, 2024, referring to Ivanka, Eric and Donald Trump Jr's claims to not remember when being questioned under oath about business practices of the Trump Organization © 2024 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say Donald Trump might have to choose between the Republican Party and his own family – two things he was not a member of until 2016. Stephen Colbert, Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 5/8/2019, responding to news that Donald Trump, Jr., was subpoened by the Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee to testify about “Russia matters” © 2019 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say I love it. Donald Trump, Jr., fumbling the ball by eagerly accepting an offer to meet with a repersentative of the Russian government to discuss its desire to collude with his father's campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton instead of reporting it to the FBI © 2017 Kwiple.com
Reich wingers say They've [the media] let her [Hillary Clinton] slide on every discrepancy, on every lie, on every DNC game trying to get Bernie Sanders out of this thing. If the Republicans were doing that, they'd be warming up the gas chamber right now. Donald Trump, Jr., proving he's also a sleeper at the wheel © 2016 Kwiple.com
Selfie It took me probably 41 years to realize I was a lot more like my dad than either of us had ever thought. … Our default mode is, I guess, attack. Donald Trump, Jr. © 2019 Kwiple.com
Sleepers at the wheel say Close relatives can give presidents more candid advice than any outsider © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot You just love your money. Donald Trump portrayed by Donald Trump, Jr. © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot The Trumps are a special problem, unembarrassed money-grubbers in whom other motives seem undeveloped. Donald, Donald Jr., Eric and Ivanka Trump portrayed by Marilynne Robinson © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot They're going to crack Don Junior like an egg on national TV. Donald Trump, Jr. portrayed by Steve Bannon discussing Robert Mueller's investigation into contacts between the Trump campaign and Russia and Jr.'s meeting with Russians offering damaging information about Hillary Clinton [quoted by Michael Wolff in Fire and Fury ] © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot My son is a high-quality person and I applaud his transparency.  Donald Trump, Jr. portrayed by Donald Trump after Jr. released emails proving the Trump campaign's williingness to collude with the Russian government to defeat Hillary Clinton © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower on the 25th floor – with no lawyers. They didn't have any lawyers. Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it's all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately. Donald Trump, Jr., Jared Kushner and Paul Manafort portrayed by Steve Bannon in a quotation from Fire and Fury, by Michael Wolff, about their meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, who promised them damaging information about Hillary Clinton s © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot It's like a weird bid to prove how tough they are, and I mean, how tough is it to kill an elephant? I don't think it's very difficult when you have a bazooka. Donald Trump, Jr., and Eric Trump,  mucho macho big-game hunters, portrayed by Mary Trump, Financial Times, August 7, 2020 © 2020 Kwiple.com
State of the union If you want a picture of the future, imagine Donald Trump, Jr, yelling about America's bright and beautiful future – forever. Edward Luce, Financial Times, August 26, 2020 © 2020 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest  Donald Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him using a Forbes magazine with photos of him, Donald Jr. and Ivanka on the cover  Reported in Mother Jones, January 18, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest If I'm glib – perhaps that's the case – I've never even heard of Pepe the Frog. I thought it was a frog in a wig. I thought it was funny. I had no idea that there's any connotation there. citation Donald Trump, Jr., on why he instagrammed an image showing Pepe the Frog, symbol of the racist alt-right movement, among his father's supporters © 2016 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest Personally, I'd get rid of dumb and dumber, the Trump sons. … If they fell into a barrel of tits, they'd still come out sucking each other's thumbs. A British email prankster who corresponded with White House officials by pretending to be different members of Trump's team, in an email purportedly sent by Reince Priebus to Anthony Scaramucci about whom to fire © 2017 Kwiple.com
Taxes Because he's got a 12,000-page tax return that would create … financial auditors out of every person in the country asking questions that would detract from his main message. Donald Trump, Jr., explaining why his father won't release his tax returns and implying that something in them may be politically damaging © 2016 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say As someone who's run for office five times, if the devil called me and said he wanted to set up a meeting to give me opposition research on my opponent, I'd be on the first trolley to Hell to get it. And any politician who tells you otherwise is a bald-faced liar. Jeanine Pirro, former judge and district attorney and Fox News' Justice with Judge Jeanine host, defending Donald Trump Jr.'s meeting with emissaries of the Russian government even though he knew it wanted to help Trump win, and she knew it's illegal for foreigners to contribute, donate or spend funds on any election in the United States © 2017 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say  They should give it a more fitting name like: Cucks for Kamala Donald Trump, Jr., 2:56 PM – Jul 29, 2024, reacting to news that more than 75,000 white men had registered for a “White Dudes for Kamala” Zoom call © 2024 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say You see the Nazi platform in the early 1930s and what was actually put out there … and you look at it compared to like the DNC [Democratic National Committee] and you're saying, man, those things are awfully similar, to a point where it's actually scary. Donald Trump, Jr. © 2018 Kwiple.com