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Dorothy Parker

Saturday 20th of April 2024

Men Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses Dorothy Parker, “News Item” © 2017 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say Too fucking busy, and vice versa. Dorothy Parker, responding to an editor who reminded her of an overdue piece © 2017 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say Yes, do you mind? Dorothy Parker, responding to a woman who asked, “Are you Dorothy Parker?” © 2017 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. Dorothy Parker, responding when asked to use the word “horticulture” in a sentence © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie Excuse My Dust  Dorothy Parker's proposed epigraph for herself © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.  Dorothy Parker © 2017 Kwiple.com
 
War Soldier, in a curious land All across a swaying sea, Take her smile and lift her hand – Have no guilt of me. Soldier, when were soldiers true? If she's kind and sweet and gay, Use the wish I send to you – Lie not lone till day! Only for the nights that were, Soldier, and the dawns that came, When in sleep you turn to her Call her by my name. Dorothy Parker, “War Song,” 1944 © 2017 Kwiple.com