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Thursday 5th of March 2026

Global warming If we fail to act now, it is scientifically irrefutable that there will be catastrophic and irreversible consequences for humanity and our planet. December 6, 2009, open letter to President Obama and the Congress, from liberals and business leaders, including “Donald J. Trump, Chairman and President, Donald Trump, Jr., EVP, Eric F. Trump, EVP, Ivanka Trump, EVP, The Trump Organization” © 2017 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Roger Ailes, sexual predator; Steve Bannon, platform provider for white supremacists and conspiracy theorists; Chris Christie, Republican jetsam; Ann Coulter, self-described “mean- spirited bigot”; Rudy Giuliani, 9/11's prime beneficiary; Sean Hannity, Fox News dumbass; Paul Manafort, adviser to dictators; Roger Stone, self-described “dirty trickster”; Donald Turmp, Jr. and Eric Trump, America's Uday and Qusay © 2017 Kwiple.com
Memory It turns out that the leading cause of early-onset dementia is being deposed. Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, February 13, 2024, referring to Ivanka, Eric and Donald Trump Jr's claims to not remember when being questioned under oath about business practices of the Trump Organization © 2024 Kwiple.com
Sexual harassment I think sometimes when guys are together they get carried away, and sometimes that's what happens when alpha personalities are in the same presence. Eric Trump, explaining why Donald Trump, his father, and Billy Bush, host of Access Hollywood, joked about sexual assault © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot The Trumps are a special problem, unembarrassed money-grubbers in whom other motives seem undeveloped. Donald, Donald Jr., Eric and Ivanka Trump portrayed by Marilynne Robinson © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot It's like a weird bid to prove how tough they are, and I mean, how tough is it to kill an elephant? I don't think it's very difficult when you have a bazooka. Donald Trump, Jr., and Eric Trump,  mucho macho big-game hunters, portrayed by Mary Trump, Financial Times, August 7, 2020 © 2020 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I think he got more subpoenas than any man in the history of our country. Eric Trump portrayed by Donald Trump © 2022 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest Personally, I'd get rid of dumb and dumber, the Trump sons. … If they fell into a barrel of tits, they'd still come out sucking each other's thumbs. A British email prankster who corresponded with White House officials by pretending to be different members of Trump's team, in an email purportedly sent by Reince Priebus to Anthony Scaramucci about whom to fire © 2017 Kwiple.com
 
Surely you jest Trump Family Wedding Planner to Head New York's Federal Housing Office headline, New York Times, June 16, 2017, announcing the appointment of Lynne Patton, longtime Trump family associate and planner of its golf tournaments and Eric's wedding, to head the New York and New Jersey office of the Department of Housing and Urban Development © 2017 Kwiple.com