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Jared Kushner

Monday 4th of May 2026

COVID-19 coronavirus Trump's now back in charge. It's not the doctors. Jared Kushner, bragging to Bob Woodward in April, 2020, about sidelining scientists to reopen the economy © 2020 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say We've achieved all the different milestones that are needed. The federal government rose to the challenge and this is a great success story and I think that that's really what needs to be told. Jared Kushner, on the Trump administration's response to the COVID-19 coronusvirus pandemic  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Higher education Ms Trump and her older brother, Donald Jnr, were admitted to the University of Pennsylvania after her her father had pledged a $1.4m gift. Both were legacy students – their father went to the same school. Mr Kushner was admitted to Harvard after his father, Charles, had donated $2.5m. These are familiar stories. A study last week showed that 43 per cent of Harvard's white under- graduates were legacy students, children of donors or staff, or athletics scholars. Edward Luce, Financial Times, July 16, 2020 © 2020 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Julian Assange, fugitive hacker and Russian courier; David Duke, white nationalist and anti-Semite; Newt Gingrich, serial adulterer; Jared Kushner, son-in-law admitted to Harvard after father's $2.5 million gift, to NYU Law School after his $3 million gift; Vladimir Putin, Trump's hardest working volunteer; Jeff Sessions, racist and xenophobe; Paul Singer, vulture capitalist who's made billions off asbestos, cholera and the poor © 2017 Kwiple.com
Public discourse Trump reminded them [Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller, who had suggested softening remarks about immigrants], the crowds loved his rhetoric on immigrants along the campaign trail. Acting as if he was at a rally, he then read aloud a few made up Hispanic names and described potential crimes they could have committed, like rape or murder. Then, he said, the crowds would roar when the criminals were thrown out of the country – as they did when he high- lighted crimes by illegal immigrants at his rallies … Miller and Kushner laughed. Washington Post, May 24, 2018, on an Oval Office meeting © 2017 Kwiple.com
Racists say I don't see that as promoting it, but look, at the end of the day, it's something that's out there. I have not studied it. Jared Kushner, commenting on his father-in-law's repeating a right-wing conspiracy theorist's claim that Kamala Harris is ineligible to run  for vice president because her parents  weren't citizens when she was born  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Republicans say Personal loyalty to the President far outweighs your eligibility for some damn security clearance heretofore needed for a job he wants you to have © 2018 Kwiple.com
Sexism If they do do Ivanka, which I doubt they will, the whole country will turn on them. They're going after his daughter?  … Jared is a fine man. You know that. But men are, you know, disposable. But a fine woman like Ivanka? Come on. Rudy Giuliani to Sean Hannity, on rumors the Mueller investigation may want to interview Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner © 2018 Kwiple.com
Sleepers at the wheel say Close relatives can give presidents more candid advice than any outsider © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He's a zero-sum game motherfucker from New York. Jared Kushner portrayed by Joe Grogan, director of Trump's Domestic Policy COuncil © 20201 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He made conflicts of interest is business model. Jared Kushner portrayed by George Packer © 2020 Kwiple.com
Snapshot To call Mitch a ‘people person’ would be like calling Jared Kushner a ‘self-made man.’ Mitch McConnell portrayed by Matt Jones in Mitch, Please!  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Snapshot  No one can go as low as the president. You shouldn’t even try. Donald Trump portrayed by Jared Kushner © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower on the 25th floor – with no lawyers. They didn't have any lawyers. Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it's all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately. Donald Trump, Jr., Jared Kushner and Paul Manafort portrayed by Steve Bannon in a quotation from Fire and Fury, by Michael Wolff, about their meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, who promised them damaging information about Hillary Clinton s © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot They're shamelessness made flesh. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner portrayed by Frank Bruni © 2019 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest Trump trademarked a party game: Pin the Task on a Kushner  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say The biggest thing I said to the president is, we are here tonight to say to you, and to you First Lady Melania, and to Ivanka and to Jared, we love you and we believe in you. You are doing amazing, amazing things. Unidentified religious leader who attended an August 27, 2018, White House dinner for evangelical pastors, quoted by The New York Times, August 29, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say You look at what Russia did – you know, buying some Facebook ads to try to sow dissent and do it – and it's a terrible thing. But I think the investigations, and all of the speculation that's happened for the last two years, has had a much harsher impact on our democracy than a couple of Facebook ads. Jared Kushner © 2019 Kwiple.com