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John F. Kelly

Thursday 5th of March 2026

Asslickers I said, whatever you do, don't hire a 'yes man,' someone that won't tell you the truth. Don't do that, because if you do, I believe you'll be impeached. John F. Kelly, to Donald Trump, on leaving office as Trump's Chief of Staff © 2019 Kwiple.com
Asslickers It was easier to go along with the ride. John Kelly, at least for a while, and Mick Mulvaney, without any reservations at all, would behave the same way [kowtowing like Trump's siblings throughout his life] — until they were ousted for not being sufficiently “loyal.” That's how it always works with sycophants. First they remain silent no matter what outrages are committed; then they make themselves complicit by not acting. Ultimately, they find they are expendable when Donald needs a scapegoat. Mary Trump, Too Much and Never Enough  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Asslickers say I worked with John Kelly, and he was totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great President. Stephanie Grisham, White House press secretary, responding to Kelly's statement that he warned Trump he would be impeached if he hired a 'yes man' to replace him © 2019 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say He'll be here, in my opinion, for the entire remaining seven years. Donald Trump, September 30, 2017, the 254th day of his first term, denying rumors that there's friction between himself and John Kelly, his chief of staff © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He's an idiot. It's pointless to try to convince him of anything. He's gone off the rails. We're in crazytown. Donald Trump portrayed by John F. Kelly © 2018 Kwiple.com
Southern border wall I believe defense of the southwest border really starts about 1,500 miles south. John F. Kelly, referring to Central America, the source of most asylum seekers © 2019 Kwiple.com
 
Surely you jest  Saying,  of the Trump administration, “John Kelly is the adult in the room” © 2018 Kwiple.com