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Kamala Harris

Wednesday 21st of January 2026

2020 Presidential primaries Hey, guys, you know what? America does not want to witness a food fight. They want to know how we're going to put food on their tables. Kamala Harris, 1st 2019 Democratic presidential debate © 2019 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala Elon Musk, 8:41 PM – 9/15/24, which he later said was a “hilarious joke” © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election Anyone who murders Kamala Harris would be an American hero. Libertarian Party of New Hampshire, 8:39 PM – Sep 15, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this. Joe Biden, 2:13 PM – Jul 21, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say I mean, right now I say, why should I do a debate? I’m leading in the polls. And, everybody knows her, everybody knows me. Donald Trump, explaining why he won't debate Kamala Harris © 2024 Kwiple.com
Conspiracy theories It's not going to happen from mocking them or calling them stupid or making smart remarks like,  “If Kamala Harris really is a lizard person, why didn't she eat that fly on Mike Pence's head?” Don't do that. I'm saying don't do that.  Bill Maher,  Real Time with Bill Maher, November 20, 2020, advice on what not what to do to get QAnon followers out of their cult and over their great disappointment about Trump not being reelected  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Justice A measure of justice isn't the same as equal justice. Kamala Harris, commenting on the conviction of white Minneapolis policeman Derek Chauvin on all three counts related to his May 25, 2020, nine-minute-and-twenty-nine-second knee-on-the-neck murder in public of George Floyd, a handcuffed black man pinned face down on the street against the tire of a police cruiser  © 2021 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say Oh my God, I am so ready to go to work. Kamala Harris, responding to Joe Biden, who made her his running mate by asking, “You ready to go to work?” © 2017 Kwiple.com
Racists say I don't see that as promoting it, but look, at the end of the day, it's something that's out there. I have not studied it. Jared Kushner, commenting on his father-in-law's repeating a right-wing conspiracy theorist's claim that Kamala Harris is ineligible to run  for vice president because her parents  weren't citizens when she was born  © 2020 Kwiple.com
Racists say I heard today that she doesn't meet the requirements. Donald Trump, repeating a right-wing conspiracy theory that Kamala Harris is ineligible to run for vice president because her parents weren't citizens when she was born © 2020 Kwiple.com
Selfie I have fought for children and survivors of sexual assault. I fought against transnational criminal organizations. I took on the biggest banks and helped take down one of the biggest for-profit colleges. I know a predator when I see one. Kamala Harris © 2020 Kwiple.com
Selfie My pronouns are she, her, and hers. Kamala Harris © 2019 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people, so let’s be clear about that, and clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that, but we cannot afford to have a President of the United States who attempts, as he did in the past, to upend the will of the voters in a free and fair election. Donald Trump portrayed by Kamala Harris © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot In those roles [prosecutor, district attorney, and state attorney general] I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women. Fraudsters who ripped off consumers. Cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. So hear me when I say I know Donald Trump’s type. Donald Trump portrayed by Kamala Harris © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say The assassination failed, so they took out Biden. Tucker Carlson, on Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden at the top of the Democratic ticket in 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say  They should give it a more fitting name like: Cucks for Kamala Donald Trump, Jr., 2:56 PM – Jul 29, 2024, reacting to news that more than 75,000 white men had registered for a “White Dudes for Kamala” Zoom call © 2024 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say We’re effectively run in this country, via  the Democrats, via our corporate oligarchs, by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made, and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable too. And it’s just a basic fact. You look at Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, AOC, the entire future of the Democrats is controlled by people without children. And how does it make any sense that we’ve turned our country over to people who don’t really have a direct stake in it?  J. D. Vance to Tucker Carlson © 2024 Kwiple.com