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Kellyanne Conway

Wednesday 24th of April 2024

Dead-in-the-heads say He's the president-elect, so that's presidential behavior. Kellyanne Conway, when asked whether Trump exhibited presidential behavior when falsely claiming that millions of people voted for Clinton illegally or when mocking a disabled reporter © 2017 Kwiple.com
Fascists say  Not one network person has been let go. Not one political analyst and pundit who talked smack all day long about Donald Trump has been let go. Kellyanne Conway, a.k.a. “Propaganda Barbie,” lamenting that critics of Trump haven't been fired yet © 2017 Kwiple.com
Hucksters say Go buy Ivanka's stuff, is what I would tell you. I hate shopping but I'm going to get some myself today. … It's a wonderful line. I'm going to give a free commercial here: Go buy it today, everybody. You can find it online. Kellyanne Conway, encouraging viewers to buy products made by Ivanka Trump, her boss's daughter, after high-end Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus stopped selling them because of poor sales, thereby relegating them to discount racks at the likes of Walmart and TJ Maxx © 2017 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Michael G. Flynn, propagator of the Pizzagate conspiracy theory; Michael T. Flynn, pizzagater's father and inventor of “Flynn facts;” Scott Pruitt, climate denier; Kellyanne Conway, Minister of Propaganda and inventor of “alternative facts;” Rex Tillerson, Putin's friend; Tom Price, advocate for doctors' welfare; Ben Carson, stabbing expert and Jesus's buddy; Ryan Zinke, the “[Briefly Acting] American Commander” © 2017 Kwiple.com
Liars say Honest mistakes abound. Kellyanne Conway, a.k.a. “Progaganda Barbie,” claiming that the lie she told during an interview on February 2, 2017, about a massacre masterminded by two Iraqi men in Bowling Green, KY, was an unintentional mistake, despite having told it several times before © 2017 Kwiple.com
Liars say Two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized and they were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre. … It didn't get covered. Kellyanne Conway, lying about a massacre that never happened and was never attempted in order to justify Trump's ban on Muslims © 2017 Kwiple.com
Lies “Don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. You're saying it's a falsehood … Sean Spicer. our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,” she said. — “Alternative facts are not facts. They are falsehoods,” replied Mr Todd. Financial Times, January 21, 2017, quoting an exchange between Kellyanne Conway, Trump's Minister of Propaganda and defender of Spicer, who, echoing Trump, had lied by claiming that turnout for the inauguration was larger than turnout for the protest march a day later, and Chuck Todd, moderator of NBC's Meet the Press © 2017 Kwiple.com
Resisters say Follow … #alternatefacts #notmypresident #BlackLivesMatter #PresidentBannon #ConwayFacts #ScienceMatters #impeach #SpicerFacts #impeachTrump #TheResistance #NoBanNoWall #trumpcantread © 2017 Kwiple.com
Resisters say Never Remember Said of victims of the Bowling Green Massacre © 2017 Kwiple.com
Resisters say You've been Conwayed Meaning you've been bullshitted, lied to, or both © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie Don't be fooled, because I am a man by day. Kellyanne Conway © 2016 Kwiple.com
Sleepers at the wheel say It's time to take the poison out of the pen and keyboard. Kellyanne Conway, calling for an end to criticism of Donald Trump king of conflicts of interest and America's biggest loser, by 2,864,974 votes © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Shrugging off Mr. Trump’s 2024 candidacy or writing his political obituary is a fool's errand — he endures persecution and eludes prosecution like no other public figure. That could change, of course, though that cat has nine lives. Donald Trump portrayed by Kellyanne Conway, New York Times, January 13, 2023 © 2023 Kwiple.com
Snapshot This guy swung an election. He thought the wrong person would win. James Comey portrayed by Kellyanne Conway © 2018 Kwiple.com
Southern border wall It's not going to change a damn thing but I'm still doing it. Donald Trump on being convinced to visit the border by Bill Shine, Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders  © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Blah, blah, blah. If you're trying to silence me through the Hatch Act, it's not going to work. Let me know when the jail sentence starts. Kellyanne Conway, giving the finger to the Trump-appointed Office of Special Counsel, who recommended that she be removed from office for repeatedly violating the Hatch Act  © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say People realize that no one on TV is under oath. Kellyanne Conway  © 2020 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. There is no vaccine and no booster for it. Cosseted in their social media bubbles and comforted within self-selected communities suffering from sameness, the afflicted disguise their hatred for Mr. Trump as a righteous call for justice or a solemn love of democracy and country. So desperate is the incessant cry to “get Trump!” that millions of otherwise pleasant and productive citizens have become naggingly less so. Kellyanne Conway, New York Times, January 13, 2023 © 2023 Kwiple.com