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Lauren Boebert

Tuesday 30th of April 2024

Punt returners say It's a noun. So is “idiot”. @FPWellman, 8:11 PM – May 25, 2021, responding to My pronoun is “Patriot”. @laurenboebert, 4:59 PM – May 25, 2021 © 2022 Kwiple.com
Reich wingers say This is gestapo crap, and it will not stand. Lauren Boebert,  commenting on the court-ordered search by the FBI of Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago © 2022 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Freshman Colorado rep and high school dropout, Lauren Boebert, is someone you may have already thought of, if you ever thought, What would happen if Michele Bachman smoked bath salts? Josh Hawley portrayed by Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, Jan. 20, 2021 © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists In 2009, it was a big deal when congress- man Joe Wilson yelled out “You lie!”  during Obama's state of the union address. But this year, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert repeatedly, repeatedly interruped Biden during his state of the union address. Look at them! [accom-  panying photo of them standing and yelling]  Excuse me, Karen! The president is talking. It's not a black kid you caught trying to use the pool.  No, you can't have another skinny margarita, and if you don't sit down, this flight is never getting to Orlando. Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, April 1, 2022 © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumists say The church is supposed to direct the government. The government is not supposed to direct the church. That is not how our Founding Fathers intended it. I'm tired of this separation of church and state junk that's not in the Constitution. It was in a stinking letter, and it means nothing like what they say it does. Lauren Boebert, June 26, 2022, referring to an 1802 Thomas Jefferson letter to the Danbury Baptist Association in which he declared his reverence for the First Amendment for “building a wall of separation between church and state” © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say They [“little Twitter trolls”] like to say: “Oh, Jesus didn’t need an AR-15. How many AR-15s do you think Jesus would have had?” Well, he didn’t have enough to keep his government from killing him. Lauren Boebert © 2022 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say Today is 1776. Lauren Bobert, QAnon's representative from Colorado, 8:30 AM – Jan 6, 2021 © 2021 Kwiple.com