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Matt Gaetz

Tuesday 3rd of March 2026

FL Republican Matt Gaetz's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
Abortion How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches? Matt Gaetz, 6:20 AM – May 4, 2022, proving himself to be, yet again, a snarky asshole who knows nothing about the demographics of abortion in America or anything else he blathers on about, except sex trafficking young girls and driving while intoxicated © 2022 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say Dude. Matt Gaetz responding to a sack-carrying attendee at a meet and greet in New Hampshire who asked him if he'd be interested in a “bag full of underage girls” (which actually held a blow-up sex doll) © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Hey @MichaelCohen212 – Do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would be a good time for that chat. I wonder if she'll remain faithful when you're in prison. She's about to learn a lot. Matt Gaetz, just being Matt, 4:12 PM – 2019-02-26, the eve before Cohen provides three days of testimonay to Congress about Trump [Gaetz deleted the tweet after claiming witness tampering was not his intent] © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I believe Matt Gaetz. He should not be removed from the Judiciary Committee. Jim Jordan © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I'm not going back to yesterday's Republican Party. I'm not going back to losing politely, with Mitt Romney. I'm not going back to the Bushes or the Cheneys. This is Donald Trump's party, and I am a Donald Trump Republican. Matt Gaetz, promising to try to overturn Biden's already-certified Electoral College win © 2020 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say It’s time to reaffirm in law what exists in our Constitution  and in the hearts of our fellow Americans. We must abolish the legal duty of retreat everywhere. Matt Gaetz, proposing a nationwide stand-your-ground law © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say  Now that we clearly see Antifa as terrorists, can we hunt them down like we do those in the Middle East? Matt Gaetz, 1:48 PM – Jun 1, 2020, after Trump called antifa terrorists © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Resolved. That it is the sense of the House of Representatives that former President Donald J. Trump did not engage in insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or give aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. Resolution that Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, Marjorie Taylor Greene and other far-righters are trying to get passed by the House © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Standing back and standing by, Mr. President. Matt Gaetz, 9:42 AM – May 16, 2024, echoing Trump's call to the Proud Boys from outside the courthouse where Trump  is on trial for paying hush money to Stormy Daniels © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Take it from me rumors and headlines don't equal truth. I stand with @mattgaetz Marjorie Taylor Greene, 11:00 AM – Mar 31, 2021 © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We’re ashamed of nothing. We’re proud of the work we did on January 6 to make legitimate arguments about election integrity. Matt Gaetz © 2024 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say Why is it that the women with the least  likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb. Matt Gaetz © 2022 Kwiple.com