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Michael D. Cohen

Monday 2nd of March 2026

2020 Presidential election Given my experience working for Mr. Trump, I fear that, if he loses the election in 2020, that there will never be a peaceful transition of power. Michael Cohen © 2019 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say Totally clears the President. Thank you! Donald Trump, 3:00 PM – 7 Dec 2018, commenting on the US Attorney's Office multi-year sentencing recommendations for Michael Cohen, which says Cohen committed two felonies by paying hush money to ex-Trump mistresses in a scheme Trump coordinated and directed © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say You know what? The more I'm thinking about it, I might even take an extended vacation on her dime. Michael Cohen, on how he'll use money he expects to collect from Stormy Daniels for allegedly violating her nondisclosure agreement about her relationtionship with Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
Fall guys say Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford [porn star Stormy Daniels], and neither reimbursed me for the payment, either directly or indirectly. The payment to Ms. Clifford was lawful, and was not a campaign contribution or a campaign expenditure by anyone. Michael D. Cohen, Donald Trump?s longtime personal lawyer, claiming he paid $130,000 to Stormy Daniels out of his own pocket just before Election Day to keep her quiet about her affair with Trump soon after his wife gave birth to their son © 2018 Kwiple.com
Lies Mr. Trump knew of and directed the Trump Moscow negotiations throughout the campaign and lied about it. He lied about it because he never expected to win. He also lied about it because he stood to make hundreds of millions of dollars on the Moscow real estate project. Michael Cohen © 2019 Kwiple.com
Money in politics The president reimbursed it over a period of several months. Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's lawyer, on Michael Cohen's $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels on the eve of the 2016 presidential election © 2018 Kwiple.com
Money in politics The president repaid it … He didn't know about the specifics of it, as far as I know, but he did know about the general arrangement that Michael would take care of things like this, like I take care of things like this for my clients. I don't burden them with every single thing that comes along. These are busy people. Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's lawyer, on Michael Cohen's $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels on the eve of the 2016 presidential election © 2018 Kwiple.com
Public discourse  Tread very fucking lightly, because what I'm going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me? Michael Cohen, to a reporter  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Selfie I'm the guy who stops the leaks. I'm the guy who protects  the president and the family. I'm the guy who would  take a bullet for the president. Michael Cohen © 2018 Kwiple.com
Selfie How ya like me now?! Stormy Daniels, 4:35 PM - 21 Aug 2018, just after Michael Cohen was convicted on eight counts, including violating campaign finance law by following Trump's order to pay hush money to her and another woman in order to influence the outcome of the 2016 election © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He is a racist. He is a con man. And he is a cheat. Donald Trump portrayed by Michael Cohen © 2019 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I always knew, you know, who he was and what he was and so on, but it didn't really matter because it's – he's a small microcosm of New York real estate. Donald Trump portrayed by Michael Cohen, who added that it's a “very different” matter to accept that behavior in a president © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Hey @MichaelCohen212 – Do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would be a good time for that chat. I wonder if she'll remain faithful when you're in prison. She's about to learn a lot. Matt Gaetz, just being Matt, 4:12 PM – 2019-02-26, the eve before Cohen provides three days of testimonay to Congress about Trump [Gaetz deleted the tweet after claiming witness tampering was not his intent] © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say The only possible violation there would be, was it a campaign finance violation – which usually would result in a fine, by the way – not this big stormtroopers [the FBI] coming in and breaking down his apartment and breaking down his office. Rudy Giuliani, on the FBI's warranted search of Michael Cohen's house, office and hotel room for documents related to Cohen's $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels [Cohen said they knocked on his door] © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Wannabe autocrats say It's a disgrace. It's frankly a real disgrace. It's an attack on our country in a true sense. Donald Trump, conflating law enforcement – executing a search warrant for records pertaining to fraud and campaign finance violations by his lawyer, Michael Cohen – with an attack on the country © 2018 Kwiple.com