Mike Huckabee

Thursday 28th of March 2024

AR Republican Mike Huckabee's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
Heaven I am pretty sure that there is duck hunting in Heaven! Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com
Reich wingers say It is so naive that he [Barack Obama] would trust the Iranians. He will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven. Mike Huckabee, on the Iran nuclear deal © 2015 Kwiple.com
Same-sex marriage [Some of my opponents] do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it's a lot easier to change the the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that's what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family. Mike Huckabee, defending a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage © 2015 Kwiple.com
Same-sex marriage You've got understand, this is for me not about the right side or the wrong side of history, this is about the right side of the Bible and unless God rewrites it, edits it, sends it down with his signature on it, it's not my book to change. Folks, that's why I stand where I stand. Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie And they would ask me, well, now, are you one of those narrow-minded Baptists who think only Baptists are going to heaven? To which I enjoy replying, now actually, I'm more narrow than that. I don't think all the Baptists are going to make it. Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I didn't get into politics because I thought government had a better answer. I got into politics because I knew government didn't have the real answers, that the real answers lie in accepting Jesus Christ into our lives. Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I didn't major in math. I majored in miracles, and I still believe in them. Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com
Sleepers at the wheel say We are living in perilous times where people who are Christian are on the brink of being criminalized for their convictions. Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I've decided to “identify” as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my “values” and I'll probably get shoes from Nike & tickets to @MLB games. Ain't America great? Mike Huckabee, 10:18 AM – Apr 3, 2021 © 2021 Kwiple.com