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Mike Johnson

Tuesday 30th of April 2024

LA Republican Mike Johnson's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie My faith informs everything I do. Mike Johnson © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say By the way, the United States is not a democracy. Do you know what a democracy is? Two wolves and a sheep deciding what’s for dinner. You don’t want to be in a democracy. Majority rule: not always a good thing, Mike Johnson, in 2019, to parishioners at First Baptist Church of Haughton, LA © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Experts project that  homosexual marriage is the dark harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy that could doom even the strongest republic. Mike Johnson on same-sex marriage  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I mean, our race, the size of our feet, the color of our eyes, these are things we’re born with and we cannot change.  Homosexual behavior is something you do, it’s not something that you are. Mike Johnson © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say If you put this to the American people, and they weigh the two needs, I think they are going to say standing with Israel and protecting the innocent is in our national interest, and  a more immediate need than IRS agents. Mike Johnson on his bill to rob the IRS of $14.3 billion earmarked for it to reduce tax cheating by large corporatiions and the very rich and thereby reduce the national debt by $100 billion in the next decade — in order to pay for $14.3 billion in additional military aid to Israel to help it pay the costs of slaughtering Palestinians © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say The only question is: Is God going to allow our nation to enter a time of judgment for our collective sins? Or is he going to give us one more chance to restore the foundations and return to Him? Mike Johnson peeved by the number of young people who “identify as something other than straight” © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say The problem is the human heart, it’s not guns, it’s not the weapons. At the end of the day, we have to protect the right of the citizens to protect themselves, and that’s the Second Amendment, and that’s why our party stands so strongly for that. This is not the time to be talking about legislation. … In Europe and in other places, they use vehicles to mow down crowds at parades — where they’ve done that here at the United States. It’s not the weapon, it’s the underlying problem. Mike Johnson, October 27, 2023, a day after a shooter in Lewiston, Maine, killed 18 and wounded 13 in 2023's 565th mass shooting  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Shut up! Shut up! Virginia Foxx, one of Mike Johnson's supporters surrounding him during a press conference  following his election as Speaker of the House, shouting at the reporter who asked him about his deep involvement in attempts to overturn the election and Trump's attempted coup, which he refused to answer and to which the others chanted "Boo! Boo!" in unison  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Some credit the fall of Rome to not only the deprivation of the society and the loss of morls, but also to the rampant homosexual behavior that was condoned by the society. Mike Johnson © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We have to blur some faces of persons who participated in the events of that day because we don’t want them to be retaliated against and to be charged by the DOJ. Mike Johnson, December 5, 2023, who tried to overturn the 2020 election, here obstructing justice by trying to prevent online slueths who've helped identify hundreds  of Capitol rioters from seeing the faces of rioters in previously unreleased footage of the attack on the Capitol, while simultaneously making himself an accessory after the fact to multiple federal crimes, in announcng he's releasing doctored versions of all footage of the attack in an attempt to counter the narrative of the January 6 commission report © 2023 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say You can call it sinful or destructive — ultimately it’s both. Mike Johnson on same-sex marriage  © 2023 Kwiple.com