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Nancy Pelosi

Tuesday 3rd of March 2026

2020 Presidential election I hope he comes. I want to punch him out. This is my moment. I’ve been waiting for this. For trespassing on the Capitol grounds. I want to punch him out, and I’m going to go to jail, and I’m going to be happy. Nancy Pelosi, January 6, 2021, while sequestered underground and after being told the Secret Service dissuaded Trump from going to the Capitol to personally lead the insurrection © 2022 Kwiple.com
The arts I'm telling you, Argentina – the mosh pit must have been 50,000 people. They just turn out, right? Now it's the Stones and Bob Dylan. This guy comes up to Nita, who's sitting on the end, at her first-ever concert, and he says to her, “Miss, make a contribution to fight HIV/AIDS, and then you get this gift.” And the gift was a pack of condoms. And she's like, “What? What?” “Never mind, just put it in your purse.” Of all people, 80,000 people in the place, they pick her to go give a pack of condoms to at her first concert ever.  Nancy Pelosi on a concert she and Nita Lowey attended in Argentina while on a security visit © 2019 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Now we have Pelosi’s gazpacho police spying on members of Congress, spying on the legislative work that we do, spying on our staff and spying on American citizens that want to come talk to their representatives. Marjorie Taylor Greene, February 8, 2022, conjuring up supposed soup Nazis while defending Rep. Troy E. Nehls's (R-Tex.) slanderous allegation that Capitol Police were illegaly investigating him when they they followed standard security protocols and entered his office when they saw its door was wide open and no one was there; photographed its condition at the time, and reported the incident to him and his staff  © 2022 Kwiple.com
Healthcare You have every provision of this bill tattooed on your forehead. You will glow in the dark on this one.  Nancy Pelosi, to House Republicans, on passing their Trumpcare bill, May 4, 2017  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Impeachment DONALD TRUMP: When she [Nancy Pelosi] first got in and was named Speaker, I met her. And I'm very impressed by her. I think she's a very impressive person. I like her a lot. But I was surprised that she didn't do more in terms of Bush and going after Bush. It was almost – it just seemed like she was going to really look to impeach Bush and get him out of office, which personally I think would have been a wonderful thing. WOLF BLITZER: Impeaching him? DONALD TRUMP: Absolutely. For the war. For the war! Well, he lied! He got us into a war with lies, and I mean, look at the trou- ble Bill Clinton got into with something that was totally unimportant and they tried to impeach him, which was nonsense. From a 2008 interview © 2020 Kwiple.com
Impeachment I'm not for impeachment. Impeachment is so divisive to the country that unless there's something so compelling and overwhelming and bipartisan, I don't think we should go down that path, because it divides the country. And he's just not worth it. Nancy Pelosi © 2019 Kwiple.com
Impeachment Whether in London or Washington, what liberals are ultimately defending is not any policy but the rule of law: the frame within which a nation paints its politics, not the choice of colours. Protecting the one might entail some sacrifice of the other. Ms Pelosi seems ready to brave the cost. The test is whether she holds to her course if voters revolt. Janan Ganash, Financial Times, September 25, 2019 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Power Nobody gives you power. You have to take it from them. Nancy Pelosi © 2019 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say I feel like the Thanksgiving turkey. They bring you out on the tray and everybody oohs  and aahs, and then they begin to carve you up. Mario Cuomo responding to Nancy Pelosi, who asked him, when he became governor, “How's it feel to be governor?” © 2019 Kwiple.com
Selfie I'm a workhorse, not a show horse. Nancy Pelosi © 2022 Kwiple.com
Selfie It was a saying in an African hospital: “When one day I die and happily go to meet my maker, he will say to me, ‘Show me your wounds.’ And if I have no wounds to show him, he will say, ‘Was nothing worth fighting for?’” I’m proud of my wounds. Nancy Pelosi, recounting something she read while on an overseas trip © 2022 Kwiple.com
Selfie Some people count sheep at night. I count votes. Nancy Pelosi © 2022 Kwiple.com
Selfie What took me from the kitchen to Congress was knowing that one in five children in America lives in poverty. I just can't stand that. Nancy Pelosi, who first ran for Congress at the age of 47 © 2019 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I don't want to see him impeached. I want to see him in prison. Donald Trump portrayed by Nancy Pelosi, June 4, 2019 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I'm the mother of five, grandmother of nine. I know a temper tantrum when I see one. Donald Trump portrayed by Nancy Pelosi after he walked out of a meeting with her © 2019 Kwiple.com
Snapshot One of the arguments for Oprah is 45. One of the arguments against Oprah is 45. Oprah Winfrey portrayed by Nancy Pelosi, referring to Donald Trump, America's 45th president  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Southern border wall It's like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing. Nancy Pelosi, on Trump's desire to get the wall built © 2019 Kwiple.com
Southern border wall We're not doing a wall. Does anybody have any doubt about that? We are not doing a wall. So that's that. … It has nothing to do with politics. It has to do with: The wall is an immorality between countries. It's an old way of thinking It isn't cost-effective. Nancy Pelosi © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say  I'd hang fucking Pelosi from the lamppost. Stewart Rhodes, founder of the Oath Keepers, January 10, 2021, on not having brought rifles to the attack on the Capitol on January 6 © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Nancy, Bigo was here, you bitch. The note left on Nancy Pelosi's desk by Richard “Bigo"” Barnett, Trumpist and self-declared white nationalist from Gravette, Arkansas, who reclined in her chair and propped his boots on her desk during the January 6, 2021, occupation of the Capitol  © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We go to the people [in 2018] and say the following, Do you want to vote for impeachment? Do you want to impeach a president? You want to have Nancy Pelosi running the House of Representatives? Psst! Forget it! Rudy Giuliani, May 2, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Truth We don't have a policy that stipulates that the information you post on Facebook must be true. Facebook, defending its decision to not take down a video created by Trumpists that depicts Nancy Pelosi as drunk and that its fact checkers labeled as “false” © 2019 Kwiple.com