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Nikki Haley

Monday 3rd of November 2025

SC Republican Nikki Haley's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election The first party to retire its 80-year-old candidate is going to be the party that wins this election.  Nikki Haley, January 2024  © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election [I]f Donald Trump becomes the nominee of this party, the moment that it happened was when Nikki Haley, and Ron DeSantis, and Tim Scott and Mike Pence and Doug Burgum and Vivek Ramaswamy stood on that stage in Milwaukee in August, and when we were asked would you support someone who is a convicted felon to be President of the United States, they raised their hands. Give Ron credit. He had to look at everybody  else first to see if he wanted to raise his hand, but then he raised his hand. Kind of like  cheating off somebody’s paper in high school.  They raised their hands and I did not and will not and I cannot countenance that behavior. Chris Christie, Windham, NH, January 10, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Civil wars I think the cause of the Civil War was basically how the government was gonna run, the freedoms of what people could and couldn’t do. What do you think the cause of the Civil War was? Nikki Haley, responding to a New Hampshire voter who asked her what she thought the proximate cause of the Civil War was © 2023 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say No one's going to outwork me in this race. No one's going to outsmart me in this race. Nikki Haley, on the race for 2024 Republican presidential nomination © 2023 Kwiple.com
Money in politics Anybody that makes a “Contribution” to Birdbrain, from this moment forth, will be permanently barred from the MAGA camp. Donald Trump, Jan 24, 2024, 8:49 PM [By “Birdbrain,” Trump means Nikki Haley, not himself or his spawn. “MAGA camp” is a nationwide day camp where disinformed adults frolic and wallow.] © 2024 Kwiple.com
Secession If Texas decides they want to do that, they can do that. If that whole state says, “We don’t want to be part of America anymore,” I mean, that’s their decision to make. Nikki Haley [The Supreme Court decided secession is unconstitutional in 1869] © 2024 Kwiple.com
Selfie  I don’t judge anyone for being pro-choice, any more than I want you to judge me for being pro-life. Nikki Haley © 2024 Kwiple.com
Selfie I voted for every pro-life bill that came before me. Nikki Haley [Including ones without exceptions for rape or incest] © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot You're just scum. Vivek Ramaswamy portrayed by Nikki Haley  after Ramaswamy began attacking her daughter during a 2023 Republican presidential debate © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say As we are dealing with changes in our economy, tax cuts are always a good idea. Nikki Haley © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Embryos, to me, are babies. Nikki Haley © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I agree with a lot of his policies, but the truth is, rightly or wrongly, chaos follows him. Nikki Haley's mantra about Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I believe, in the best interest of bringing the country together, I would pardon Donald Trump [if he were convicted of a felony]. Because I think it’s important for the country to move on. We’ve got to leave the negativity and the baggage behind.  I don’t want this country divided any further. I don’t think it’s in the best interests for America to have an 80-year-old president sitting in jail and having everybody upset about it. I think this would be the time that we would need to move forward and get this out of the way. Nikki Haley, February 18, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say In every instance that I dealt with him, he was truthful, he listened, and he was great to work with. Nikki Haley © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We’re not a racist country, Brian. We never have been. Nikki Haley to Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade, despite recounting tales of the racism she experienced growing up in Bamberg, SC, in her autobiography, Can't Is Not An Option © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say When you look at a pardon, the issue is less about guilt and more about what's good for the country. And I think it would be terrible for the country to have a former president in prison for years because of a documents case. So I would be inclined to favor a pardon [of Trump if he's convicted of mishandling classified documents]. Nikki Haley, after saying the DOJ's indictment of Trump for mishandling classified documents, if true, shows he was “incredibly reckless with our national security” and put “all of our military men and women in danger” © 2023 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say You're going to impeach a president for asking for a favor that didn't happen and – and giving money and it wasn't withheld? I don't know what you would impeach him on. And look, Norah, impeachment is, like, the death penalty for a public official. Nikki Haley to CBS Evening News anchor Norah O'Donnell © 2019 Kwiple.com