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Paul Manafort

Thursday 9th of July 2026

Criminal justice How about we go back to [Paul] Manafort? Breaking into his house. What is he, a drug dealer? Rudy Giuliani, on the Mueller investigation and  courtesies owed to white collar criminals, Sean Hannity interview, May 2, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say He has lived an otherwise blameless life. Judge T. S. Ellis, on sentencing Paul Manafort to 47 months for tax and bank fraud instead of 19-and-a-half to 24 years recommended by sentencing guidelines for his crimes © 2019 Kwiple.com
Enquiring minds Am I a fucking baby? Am I a fucking baby?  Donald Trump, to Paul Manafort © 2019 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Roger Ailes, sexual predator; Steve Bannon, platform provider for white supremacists and conspiracy theorists; Chris Christie, Republican jetsam; Ann Coulter, self-described “mean- spirited bigot”; Rudy Giuliani, 9/11's prime beneficiary; Sean Hannity, Fox News dumbass; Paul Manafort, adviser to dictators; Roger Stone, self-described “dirty trickster”; Donald Turmp, Jr. and Eric Trump, America's Uday and Qusay © 2017 Kwiple.com
Republican kiss-asses say Wallowing in moral squalor is the Right thing to do  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot She has an incredible skill set in dealing with the media. Hope Hicks portrayed by Paul Manafort © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower on the 25th floor – with no lawyers. They didn't have any lawyers. Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it's all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately. Donald Trump, Jr., Jared Kushner and Paul Manafort portrayed by Steve Bannon in a quotation from Fire and Fury, by Michael Wolff, about their meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, who promised them damaging information about Hillary Clinton s © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say I think, most importantly, what you saw today is the same thing that we have said since day one: There is absolutely no evidence that Paul Manafort was involved with any collusion with any government official in Russia. Kevin Downing, Manafort's attorney, announcing Manafort had been sentenced to 47 months for bank and tax fraud in a trial where the judge declared that Manafort was “not before this court for anything having to do with collusion with the Russian government,” making his statement as misleading as saying, “Most importantly, there is no evidence that Paul Manafort raped Mrs. McGillicuddy in the kitchen with a Coke bottle.” © 2019 Kwiple.com