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Thursday 25th of April 2024

TX Republican Rick Perry's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Sarah Palin, funny, ha ha, not funny; Katrina Pierson, Tea Party shoplifter; Ken Blackwell, homophobe and pay- for-play politician; Monica Crowley, plagiarist; Myron Ebell, scientific illiterate and climate denier; Rick Perry, duh obvious choice for Energy secretary; Joseph Arpaio, birther, racist sheriff and immigrant hunter ; Frank Gaffney, conspiracy theorist and Joseph McCarthy wannabe; Linda McMahon, as real as wrestling © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie I am a firm believer in intelligent design as a matter of faith and intellect, and I believe it should be presented in schools alongside the theories of evolution. Rick Perry © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I can't. The third one. I can't. Sorry. Oops.  Rick Perry, during a 2011 Republican debate, apologizing for failing to recall the name of the 3rd of the 3 government departments he would abolish if elected president © 2015 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Should be forced to take an IQ test Rick Perry portrayed by Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Time A broken clock is right once a day. Rick Perry © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say And so, my hat's off to you for taking that stance and presenting a clear message around the world that America's going to continue to lead in the area of energy. Rick Perry, congratulating Trump on withdrawing from the Paris Agreement to mitigate the effects of climate change © 2018 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say You know, Barack Obama doesn't get to be the President of the United States without being ordained by God. Neither did Donald Trump. Rick Perry © 2019 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say  You know the good lord used King David. The best I can tell, King David wasn't perfect either. But he was the chosen man of God. Let's go make America great again.  Rick Perry © 2019 Kwiple.com