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Rick Santorum

Saturday 24th of October 2026

PA Republican Rick Santorum's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say This not a political war at all. This is not a cultural war at all. This is a spiritual war. And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would think the Father of Lies, Satan, would have his sights on: a good, decent, powerful, influential country: the United States of America. Rick Santorum © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money. Rick Santorum © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country, the whole sexual libertine idea. Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that's okay, contraception is okay. It's not okay. It's a license to do things  in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. They're supposed to be within marriage. Rick Santorum © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie We'll never have the elite smart people on our side. Rick Santorum © 2015 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He thinks life begins at erection Rick Santorum portrayed by Bill Maher © 2015 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We came here and created a blank slate. We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans, but candidly, there isn't much Native American culture in American culture. Rick Santorum © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say You put very sexy things like abortion and marijuana on the ballot,  and a lot of young people come out and vote. It was a secret sauce for disaster in Ohio. I don't know what they were thinking. Thank goodness that most of the states in this country don't allow you to put everything on the ballot. because democracies are not the way to run a country. Rick santorum, after Republicans in Ohio and elsewhere who attemped to ban abortion and prevent decriminalizing marijuana were defeated in the 2023 off-year elections © 2023 Kwiple.com
 
Warmongers say I don't want to go to a trade war. I want to beat China. I want to go to war with China and make America the most attractive place in the world to do business. Rick Santorum © 2015 Kwiple.com