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Roger Ailes

Wednesday 6th of May 2026

Bad news Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy-Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny. citation Andrea Tantaros, in a lawsuit claiming she was demoted and smeared in the press after spurning sexual advances from Roger Ailes, then Fox News's Chairman and CEO © 2016 Kwiple.com
Bad news If you have two guys on a stage and one guy says, “I have a solution to the Middle East problem” and the other guy falls in the orchestra pit, who do you think is going to be on the evening news? Roger Ailes on his “Orchestra Pit Theory” of political coverage in news media © 2016 Kwiple.com
Bad news If you want to make it in New York City in the TV business, you're going to have to fuck me, and you're going to do that with anyone I tell you to. citation Roger Ailes, to a television producer who he interviewed in 1975 and was quoted in the press in 2016 © 2016 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I want to elect the next president. Roger Ailes © 2016 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Roger Ailes, sexual predator; Steve Bannon, platform provider for white supremacists and conspiracy theorists; Chris Christie, Republican jetsam; Ann Coulter, self-described “mean- spirited bigot”; Rudy Giuliani, 9/11's prime beneficiary; Sean Hannity, Fox News dumbass; Paul Manafort, adviser to dictators; Roger Stone, self-described “dirty trickster”; Donald Turmp, Jr. and Eric Trump, America's Uday and Qusay © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings. Roger Ailes © 2016 Kwiple.com
Sexual harassment Bill O'Reilly, the Fox News star who was fired this week as a result of a sexual harassment scandal, will receive up to a $25m payout, equivalent to one year's salary, as part of his exit deal with 21st Century Fox … The payout follows the presenter's dismissal from Fox News this week after a 22-year career with the network and compares with the $40m collected by Roger Ailes, the network's former chairman, when he parted ways in similar circumstances. Financial Times, April 21, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Sexual harassment I think you and I should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago, and then you'd be good and better and I'd be good and better. Roger Ailes, recorded by Gretchen Carlson, who sued him for sexual harassment and whose legal team heard stories told by more than 20 other women of being sexually harassed by Ailes  © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I think it was Roger's dying wish to elect Donald Trump president. Roger Ailes portrayed by Ted Cruz © 2020 Kwiple.com
Snapshot You know Roger is crazy. He really believes that stuff. Roger Ailes portrayed by Rupert Murdoch © 2022 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I need the leg. That's Andrea Tantaros. Andrea Tantaros portrayed by Roger Ailes on hiring her for Fox News “The Five” © 2015 Kwiple.com
 
Women [During confirmation hearings for Katanji Brown Jackson] the male Torquemadas were joined by a female inquisitor, Marsha Black- burn. The Tennessee Republican is all mag- nolia Southern charm — until she spits venom. “Can you provide a definition for the word woman?” Blackburn asked Judge Jackson, invoking the controversy over a transgender  swimmer from the University of Pennsylvania. Blackburn’s question inspired Tucker Carlson to later hold up a graphic of a woman's reproductive system, along with a silhouette of a woman so shapely that Roger Aisles would have approved. Maureen Dowd, New York Times, March 26, 2022 © 2022 Kwiple.com