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Roseanne Barr

Wednesday 21st of January 2026

Divorce I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com
God  Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error. Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com
Men A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either? Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com
Men The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com
Mental health Being nuts is its own reward. Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com
Parenting As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com
Selfie I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too. Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Selfie I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park.  My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities. Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com