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Roy Cohn

Wednesday 21st of January 2026

Cocks of the walk say That's nice. You can learn a lot from my son.  Roy Cohn's mother, Dora Marcus, to a teacher who said he was taking Roy and some other students to a ball game after school © 2018 Kwiple.com
Selfie I can't afford your Harvard ethics. Roy Cohn, to a lawyer in his firm who refused to sign a false affidavit © 2018 Kwiple.com
Selfie  I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. Roy Cohn © 2018 Kwiple.com
Selfie I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist. Donald Trump  [Presumably referring to Roy Cohn, his mentor] © 2023 Kwiple.com
Snapshot If you need someone vicious, hire Roy Cohn. Roy Cohn portrayed by Donald Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I wouldn't have had my nostril on the same straw as that pig. Roy Cohn portrayed by John Waters © 2020 Kwiple.com
Snapshot If you're indicted, you're invited. Roy Cohn's parties portrayed by Joey Adams © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He pisses ice water. Donald Trump portrayed by Roy Cohn, his mentor, who Trump refused to visit in the hospital when Cohn way dying from AIDS © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Trump lost his moral compass when he made an alliance with Roy Cohn. Donald Trump portrayed by Liz Smith © 2024 Kwiple.com
State of the union The anti-democrat-in-chief asked, “Where's my Roy Cohn?” Anti-tyrants responded, “Where's our Gavrilo Princip?” © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
State of the union The anti-democrat-in-chief asked, “Where's my Roy Cohn?” Republicans responded, “Here, boss!  Right here!”  © 2018 Kwiple.com