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Wednesday 24th of April 2024

AK Republican Sarah Palin's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election She was asked. … Little bit difficult because of, you know, it's a long ways away. Donald Trump, explaining why Sarah Palin didn't travel from Alaska to the Republican convention in Cleveland, Ohio © 2016 Kwiple.com
Animal lovers say If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? Sarah Palin, carnivore © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Our government: look at it! It isn't too big to fail; it's too big to succeed. It's too big to succeed so we can afford no retreads or nothing will change with the same people and same policies that got us into the status quo. Another Latin word, status quo. It stands for, “Man, middle-class every-day Americans are really gettin' taken for a ride.” Sarah Palin, 2015 Iowa Freedom Summit speech © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Our President must have missed growing up because its instances of its lawlessness of he trying to get his way. It tramples our Constitution. So from debt – uh – I won't even get into all the details of everything. Sarah Palin, 2015 Iowa Freedom Summit speech © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say Trump's candidacy, it has exposed not just that tragic ramifications of that betrayal of the transformation of our country, but too, he has exposed the complicity on both sides of the aisle that has enabled it, OK? Sarah Palin, endorsing Donald Trump © 2015 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Sarah Palin, funny, ha ha, not funny; Katrina Pierson, Tea Party shoplifter; Ken Blackwell, homophobe and pay- for-play politician; Monica Crowley, plagiarist; Myron Ebell, scientific illiterate and climate denier; Rick Perry, duh obvious choice for Energy secretary; Joseph Arpaio, birther, racist sheriff and immigrant hunter ; Frank Gaffney, conspiracy theorist and Joseph McCarthy wannabe; Linda McMahon, as real as wrestling © 2017 Kwiple.com
Reich wingers say They say we can't kill our way out of war. Really? Tell that to the Nazis. Oh wait, you can't because they're dead. We killed them. Sarah Palin © 2015 Kwiple.com
Rural America  We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty, sincerity and dignity. Sarah Palin, quoting without attribution what columist Westbrook Peglar said in 1940 © 2020 Kwiple.com
Selfie I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings. Roger Ailes © 2016 Kwiple.com
Sleepers at the wheel say In choosing Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain has chosen for the future. Rudy Giuliani © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He was deplorable before being deplorable was cool. Roy Moore portrayed by Sarah Palin © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Palin was nothing if not prolific,  the Charles Dickens of the Age of Ignorance. Sarah Palin portrayed by Andy Borowitz in Profiles in Ignorance © 2023 Kwiple.com
Snapshot With her toxic brew of ignorance and grievance, Sarah Palin was the gateway ignoramus who led to Donald Trump. Sarah Palin portrayed by Andy Borowitz in Profiles in Ignorance © 2023 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Ronald Reagan used to say the nine most terrifying words in the English language were: “I'm from the government  and I'm here to help you.” But that was before: “I'm Sarah Palin, now show me the launch codes.” Sarah Palin portrayed by Bill Maher © 2015 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Sarah Palin, reading off her hand. Did you see that? You saw this? She wrote “tax cuts” on her hand. A Republican so stupid she has to be reminded of the one thing – Tax cuts! This is like if you saw the coyote's paw and it said “Road Runner.” Sarah Palin portrayed by Bill Maher © 2015 Kwiple.com
Snapshot She was Donald Trump's John the Baptist. Sarah Palin portrayed by George Packer © 2020 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He, as he builds things, he builds big things. Things that touch the sky. Donald Trump portrayed by Sarah Palin © 2015 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He is the master of the art of the dill. Donald Trump portrayed by Sarah Palin © 2015 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I told them, you know, it's really funny to me to see the splodey heads keep 'sploding over this movement. Sarah Palin © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who equivocates and bloviates. Sarah Palin, 2014 [In 2014, Obama wss "our president"] © 2024 Kwiple.com