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Spike Milligan

Sunday 29th of March 2026

The arts Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Spike Milligan, “A Silly Poem” © 2016 Kwiple.com
Money All I ask is the chance to prove money can't make me happy. Spike Milligan © 2016 Kwiple.com
 
Punt returners say Only in the mating season. Spike Milligan, on The Goon Show, when asked, Do you come here often? © 2016 Kwiple.com