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Wednesday 24th of April 2024

2016 Presidential election And now the gloves are off. The tiny, tiny gloves. Stephen Colbert, on Donald Trump's hiring of Steve Bannon, the ex-head of frothing Breitbart News, as CEO of his presidential campaign © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election Our back-up strategy is to fuck her up so badly that she can't govern. Steve Bannon, Trump's campaign manager, on the Republican Party's strategy if Hillary Clinton won the election  © 2021 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election We got elected on Drain the Swamp, Lock Her Up, Build a Wall. … This was pure anger. Anger and fear is what gets people to the polls. Steve Bannon, in a 2018 interview © 2023 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election We know there's no other way it could've happened than the hand of God.  Steve Bannon's argument that convinced Jeff Sessions not to resign after one of Trump's humiliating put-downs © 2018 Kwiple.com
Alt-righters say Let them call you racists. Let them call you xenophobes. Let them call you nativists. Wear it as a badge of honor. Steve Bannon, addressing a National Front rally in France © 2018 Kwiple.com
Alt-righters say The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over. We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency. But that presidency is over. It'll be something else. Steve Bannon, after being fired from his job as Trump's chief strategist  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am not a staffer. I'll never be a staffer. I'm the First Daughter! Ivanka Trump, responding to Steve Bannon, who called her a “fucking staffer” who didnt't deserve easy access to the Oval Office © 2018 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say It was Lao Tzu who said that with the best leaders, when the work is accomplished, the people will say, “We have done this ourselves.” That's how I've led. Steve Bannon © 2016 Kwiple.com
Fascists say The media has zero integrity, zero intelligence, and no hard work.  Steve Bannon © 2017 Kwiple.com
Fascists say The media should be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut and just listen for a while. I want you to quote this: The media here is the opposition party. Steve Bannon, in an interview with the New York Times © 2017 Kwiple.com
Kwiple dictionary basket of deplorables (bas'kit ov di plôr'ə bəls), n. Collective name for Trump's major supporters and allies, including: Roger Ailes, sexual predator; Steve Bannon, platform provider for white supremacists and conspiracy theorists; Chris Christie, Republican jetsam; Ann Coulter, self-described “mean- spirited bigot”; Rudy Giuliani, 9/11's prime beneficiary; Sean Hannity, Fox News dumbass; Paul Manafort, adviser to dictators; Roger Stone, self-described “dirty trickster”; Donald Turmp, Jr. and Eric Trump, America's Uday and Qusay © 2017 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Enquiring minds want to know: Is Trump Putin's poodle or Bannon's bitch? © 2017 Kwiple.com
Mudslingers say The leadership are all cunts. Steve Bannon, CEO of Trump's presidential campaign, on leaders of the Republican Party © 2016 Kwiple.com
Power Darkness is good. … Dick Cheney, Darth Vader, Satan. That's power. Steve Bannon © 2022 Kwiple.com
Resisters say The Steve Miller Bund Collective name for Trump's white supremacist supporters and advisors, led by Steve Bannon and Steve Miller, a.k.a. “the two Steves” © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie Honey Badger don't give a shit Steve Bannon's motto © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie I am a Leninist. … Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that's my goal too. I want to  bring everything crashing down and destroy all of today's establishment. Steve Bannon © 2018 Kwiple.com
Selfie I like to call someone a raving cunt every now and then, when it's appropriate, for effect. Steve Bannon, once executive chairman of Breitbart News, now CEO of Trump's presidential campaign © 2016 Kwiple.com
Selfie I'm just some fuckin' guy, making it up as I go along.  Steve Bannon © 2021 Kwiple.com
Selfie I'm the guy who wanted them out of the building. Steve Bannon, taking responsibility for the proposal to remove the press briefing room from the White House © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie I never went on TV one time during the [2016 presidential] campaign. Not once. You know why? Because politics is war. General Sherman would never have gone on TV to tell everyone his plans. I'd never tip my hand to the other side. Steve Bannon © 2016 Kwiple.com
Selfie  I've got my hands back on my weapons. It's Bannon the Barbarian. Steve Bannon, on returning to Breitbart News after having been fired by Trump © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie I'm not Steve Bannon. I'm not trying to suck my own cock. I'm not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the Pesident. Anthony Scaramucci © 2017 Kwiple.com
Sleepers at the wheel say Strong nations make great neighbors. Steve Bannon © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot If there's an explosion or fire somewhere, Steve's probably nearby with some matches. Steve Bannon portrayed by Matthew Boyle, former colleague of Bannon's at Breitbart News © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He is a vindictive, nasty figure, infamous for verbally abusing supposed friends and threatening enemies. Steve Bannon, now CEO of Trump's 2016 presidential election campaign, portrayed by Ben Shapiro, former colleague of Bannon's at Breitbart News, which he now calls “Trump Pravda” © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I have trouble dealing with people who are slovenly. If you want to know what Steve Bannon had for lunch, just look at the front of his shirt. Steve Bannon portrayed by Roger Stone © 2019 Kwiple.com
Snapshot They're going to crack Don Junior like an egg on national TV. Donald Trump, Jr. portrayed by Steve Bannon discussing Robert Mueller's investigation into contacts between the Trump campaign and Russia and Jr.'s meeting with Russians offering damaging information about Hillary Clinton [quoted by Michael Wolff in Fire and Fury ] © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower on the 25th floor – with no lawyers. They didn't have any lawyers. Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it's all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately. Donald Trump, Jr., Jared Kushner and Paul Manafort portrayed by Steve Bannon in a quotation from Fire and Fury, by Michael Wolff, about their meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, who promised them damaging information about Hillary Clinton s © 2018 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I am never going to stop fighting. I have not yet begun to fight. They will have to kill me first.  Steve Bannon, impersonating Braveheart as he heads into court to be arraigned on charges of defrauding Trumpists out of millions in a build-a-border-wall scheme © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say  I don't know Steve Bannon, so I have no concerns. I trust Donald's judgment. Paul Ryan,  when asked if he had any concerns about Steve Bannon serving in the White House  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I want to tell you something. If Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we would have won. Not to mention, we would’ve been armed, Marjorie Taylor Greene, December 10, 2022, speaking to guests at a dinner hosted by the New York Young Republican Club about the January 6th insurrection © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say “The left in the media — they're  all about democracy?” he ranted to me one day. “On November 8, the War Room  and the War Room  posse and all the little people at the school boards and things — we're gonna give you democracy shoved up your ass. Okay? We're gonna give you a democracy suppository.  Steve Bannon, quoted by Jennifer Senior, in The Atlantic, June 6, 2022 © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say There's going to be MAGA in the room counting votes because only MAGA can count fair. Steve Bannon © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We are going to kill the Biden presidency in the crib. Steve Bannon, bragging to Donald Trump about the insurrection he and others were plotting © 2021 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say We got elected on Drain the Swamp, Lock Her Up, Build the Wall. … This was pure anger. Anger and fear is what gets people to the polls. Steve Bannon © 2020 Kwiple.com