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Monday 3rd of November 2025

Cocks of the walk say You know what? The more I'm thinking about it, I might even take an extended vacation on her dime. Michael Cohen, on how he'll use money he expects to collect from Stormy Daniels for allegedly violating her nondisclosure agreement about her relationtionship with Trump © 2018 Kwiple.com
Corruption Don't you think a lot of these people would pay that when they can? I represented, I can't disclose who, I represented clients who paid substantially more than that. Rudy Giuliani, on Trump's $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels [It's unclear whether he's referring to payments made in his private practice or payments made as a representative of Greenberg Traurig, LLP, where he worked] © 2018 Kwiple.com
Corruption I never thought $130,000 – I know this sounds funny  to people there at home – I never thought $130,000 was a real payment.  It's a nuissance payment. When I settle this – when it   was real or a real possibility – it's a couple million dollars, not – not $130,000. Rudy Giuliani, commenting on the hush money Trump paid to Stormy Daniels © 2018 Kwiple.com
Fall guys say Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford [porn star Stormy Daniels], and neither reimbursed me for the payment, either directly or indirectly. The payment to Ms. Clifford was lawful, and was not a campaign contribution or a campaign expenditure by anyone. Michael D. Cohen, Donald Trump's longtime personal lawyer, claiming he paid $130,000 to Stormy Daniels out of his own pocket just before Election Day to keep her quiet about her affair with Trump soon after his wife gave birth to their son © 2018 Kwiple.com
Money in politics The president reimbursed it over a period of several months. Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's lawyer, on Michael Cohen's $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels on the eve of the 2016 presidential election © 2018 Kwiple.com
Money in politics The president repaid it … He didn't know about the specifics of it, as far as I know, but he did know about the general arrangement that Michael would take care of things like this, like I take care of things like this for my clients. I don't burden them with every single thing that comes along. These are busy people. Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's lawyer, on Michael Cohen's $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels on the eve of the 2016 presidential election © 2018 Kwiple.com
Money in politics  Report: Trump lawyer  brokered $130,000 payment to porn star headline, Washington Post, January 12, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Resisters say “Let him who hasn't raw dogged a porn star after the birth of his 5th child with his 3rd wife cast the first stone” donald JOHN trump 8:7 Placard, Los Angeles Women's March, January 20, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Selfie How ya like me now?! Stormy Daniels, 4:35 PM - 21 Aug 2018, just after Michael Cohen was convicted on eight counts, including violating campaign finance law by following Trump's order to pay hush money to her and another woman in order to influence the outcome of the 2016 election © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot She was apparently the only contractor who got paid. Stormy Daniels portrayed by Adam Schiff © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with,  beautiful, smart, just like his daughter. Stormy Daniels portrayed in 2006 by Donald Trump, presumably referring to Ivanka, not Tiffany, who was a teenager at the time © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I know Stormy Daniels is an adult film star, but Rudy Giuliani might be the biggest dick she's ever seen. Rudy Giuliani portrayed by Stephen Colbert after he showed a video of Giuliani making intentionally insulting remarks about Daniels at a press conference  [Responding to the audience's laughter, he added, “Unpleasant person. Unpleasant person.”] © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Oh, Stormy, you don't know Donald Trump at all. Not paying people is how he screws them.  Donald Trump portrayed by Stephen Colbert, commenting on Stormy Daniels' statement, “I do remember while we were having sex, I was like, ‘Please, don't try to pay me.’” © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Defendant Donald J. Trump a.k.a. David Dennison (“Mr. Trump”) Donald Trump specified by Stormy Daniels in her lawsuit alleging that the nondisclosure agreement requiring her to be quiet about their affair is invalid because he never signed it and his lawyer revealed it to the press © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He's the only man ever to pay a porn star to keep her mouth shut.  Donald Trump portrayed by Bill Maher © 2018 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Spanky. Donald Trump nicknamed by Washington insiders  after revelations about his sexual proclivities by Stormy Daniels in a 60 Minutes  interview © 2018 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest  Donald Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him using a Forbes magazine with photos of him, Donald Jr. and Ivanka on the cover  Reported in Mother Jones, January 18, 2018 © 2018 Kwiple.com
Surely you jest Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities. Stormy Daniels, asking a fellow porn star to  imagine her cavorting with Donald Trump after the friend declined his invitation to participate in a threesome © 2018 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I don't think that this president has done that. Rudy Giuliani, responding to George Stephanopoulos, who asked whether Trump lied when he denied knowledge of hush money payments that he had made to Stormy Daniels © 2018 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Now, could it be that you really blacked out after having sex with Trump, which is a compliment. Truly, he screwed the brains out of her. That makes him a sex god. Greg Gutfeld, fantasizing about Stormy Daniels's brief encounter with Donald Trump  © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say The only possible violation there would be, was it a campaign finance violation – which usually would result in a fine, by the way – not this big stormtroopers [the FBI] coming in and breaking down his apartment and breaking down his office. Rudy Giuliani, on the FBI's warranted search of Michael Cohen's house, office and hotel room for documents related to Cohen's $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels [Cohen said they knocked on his door] © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Truth [I]n a feat of Trump-inspired marketing, Ms Daniels announced this month that she would launch a new, limited-edition line of perfume. The name of the fragrance? Truth. Financial Times, August 28, 2018, on Stormy Daniels © 2018 Kwiple.com