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Tom DeLay

Wednesday 21st of January 2026

TX Republican Tom DeLay's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say If you don't believe abortion doesn't affect you, I contend if affects you in immigration. If we had those 40 million children that were killed over the last 30 years, we wouldn't need the illegal immigrants to fill the jobs that they are doing today. Think about it. Tom DeLay © 2015 Kwiple.com
Dysfunction in government We don't work with Democrats. There'll be none of that uniter-divider stuff. Tom Delay, to president-elect George W. Bush © 2018 Kwiple.com
Republicans say If it's not illegal, just do it! © 2018 Kwiple.com
 
Snapshot His pre-politics career as a rat and bug killer was marked by a continual failure that has to be considered shocking in a state so teeming with vermin. An exterminator failing in southeast Texas is like a pimp failing in Bangkok during tourist season. Tom DeLay portrayed by Matt Taibbi © 2017 Kwiple.com