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Tommy Tuberville

Sunday 28th of April 2024

AL Republican Tommy Tuberville's Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 I pledge allegiance to the millionaires and billionaires behind Grover Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge, and to their interests above all others, so help me God, come hell or high water. The Pledge of Allegiance 2.0 is the implicit pledge made by signing Norquist's Taxpayer Protection Pledge © 2015 Kwiple.com
Global warming There is one person that changes climate in this country and that is God. Tommy Tuberville © 2023 Kwiple.com
Selfie I'm not smart enough to understand the numbers. Tommy Tuberville, victim of three Ponzi schemes and freshman Republican Senator from Alabama, who wants to be on the Senate's “banking finance” committee [there are two committees] © 2021 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He refused to debate before his primary and general elections, and it's a good thing because he could lose a game of tic tac toe to a St. Bernard.  Tommy's a model of today's constitutional conservative who has absolutely no idea of what's in the Constitution.  He got wrong the answer to the question, What are the three branches of our government? Strippers can get this one. I know. I've asked. Tommy Tuberville portrayed by Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, Jan. 20, 2021 © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say There is a very scientific word for this: it’s called summer.  It’s no hotter right now than it’s ever been. I’ve been in this heat all my life in July and August as a football coach. This world’s not heating up, come on. Tommy Tuberville © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say There is one peron that changes this climate in this country and that is God. OK? Tommy Tuberville (renowned, but not for climate science) © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say They [Democrats] are not soft on crime. They’re pro-crime. They want crime. They want crime because they want to take over what you got. They want to control what you have. They want reparations because they think  the people that do the crime are owed that. Bullshit! They are not owed that. Tommy Tuberville © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We need to have more kids,  we need to have an opportunity to do that,  and I thought this was the right thing to do. Tommy Tuberville,  on why he supports the Alabama Supreme Court's decision that effectively banned IVF (in vitro fertilization) in the state © 2024 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say You can tell Putin’s on top of his game. One thing he said that, it really rung a bell,  is the propaganda media machiney over here, they sell anything they possibly can to go after Russia, We kept forcing NATO all the way to Eastern Europe, and Putin just got tired of it. He said, “Listen, I do not want missiles on my border from the United States. It’d be like Russia coming to Mexico and putting missiles in Mexico.” I can understand what he’s talking about. Tommy Tuberville, justifying voting against aid for Ukraine by echoing Putin's talking points © 2024 Kwiple.com