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Thursday 2nd of October 2025

Making money the old-fashioned way Acting in porn movies © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Advertising tobacco products on the side of your barn © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a bathroom attendant © 2023 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a cloakroom attendant © 2021 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a draftee © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being an editorial cartoonist © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being an elevator operator © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a family farmer © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being good at your job © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a journalist © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a mendicant friar © 2023 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a middle manager © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a movie rental clerk © 2022 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being paid a living wage © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being the tattooed lady in a freakshow © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a taxi dancer © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a taxidermist © 2023 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being tenured © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Being a wall dog © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Creating music © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Having a job for life © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Indexing books © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Joining the family business © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Kiting checks © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Making mucilage © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Making or selling caskets © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Manufacturing hat stretchers © 2020 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Manufacturing hubcaps © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Owning a drive-in movie theater © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Owning a store on Main Street © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Publishing a newspaper © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the old-fashioned way Running a telethon © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Acquiring old drugs, then raising their price 5,500 percent © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Aggregating content from other websites  © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Answering calls at a call center © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Auctioning the contents of storage units whose renters fell behind on their payments © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Becoming a huckster by becoming a social media star © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a cover model for boddice rippers © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being an esports competitor © 2018 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a financial dominatrix (findomme) dominating financial submissives (finsubs) © 2021 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a freeway flyer/road scholar © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being good at personal relationships © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a lap dancer © 2023 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a meal deliveryman © 2023 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a Medicaid planner – a lawyer specializing in helping nonindigent people qualify for Medicaid © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a nominee director of a shell company © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a patent troll © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a permanent replacement worker for a striker who thought laws guaranteeing a right to strike should exist, existed or would be enforced © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a permanently temporary worker © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being the person-in-its-loop (PIIL) standing by ready to assist a robot when it doesn't know what to do © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a porch pirate © 2018 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a quant © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a teacher or tutor for other people's home-schooled kids © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a televangelist © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being a vulture capitalist/financial terrorist © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Being your own paparazzi © 2021 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Bringing back low-rise jeans, again © 2022 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Business models based on copyright infringement © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way 1. Buy a cheap, foreclosed home 2. Conduct a seller-financed home sale 3. Let the tenant make improvements 4. Evict the tenant 5. Go back to Step 2 © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way The buyer who purchased a Manhattan penthouse for a record $50.9 million in early 2014 is relisting the same unit for $70 million … the seller … declined to comment … When the penthouse was sold by the developers for $50.9 million in 2014, it set a record for the most expensive home sale downtown … The apartment … has never been occupied Wall Street Journal, May 22, 2015 © 2015 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Buying debt, hounding debtors mercilessly, collecting on debt long past the statute of limitations © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Buying defaulted consumer debt and having third parties collect it © 2020 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Buying gobs of foreclosed homes © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way By crowdsourcing © 2016 Kwiple.com
o Making money the new-fashioned way c Cashing out your 401(k) before you are 59½  © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way CEO email fraud © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Contract with a developer of luxury apartments to sell it a building restricted for use as a not-for-profit healtcare center for the surrounding poor neighborhood, buy the building saying it will be a nursing home, pay $16.15 milllion to have the deed restrictions removed, then sell it to the developer for $116 million, making a tidy $72 million profit for reducing services to the poor and dumping high-priced housing where it's not wanted © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Counseling the broken-hearted on rebuilding their lives after breaking up with a loved one  © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Creating a scam Political Action Committee © 2020 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Creating campaign launch videos © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Credit card skimming © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Damage-controlling reputations © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Developing satellite jammers © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Digging up dirt to destroy personal or corporate reputations © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Drinking lots of water and using drug-test-evasion products © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Electronic pickpocketing © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Encouraging opioid addiction © 2017 Kwiple.com
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Making money the new-fashioned way Ex-Goldman Trader Says Bonus Cut to $8.25 Million Unfair headline, bloomberg.com, June 18, 2014, about Deeb Amin Salem, former Goldman Sachs bond trader who, disappointed after telling his mom he expected a $13 million bonus and by losing at arbitration, sued Goldman in court for more than $16 million © 2015 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way c Fighting in cages © 2018 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Food fraud © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Geofencing © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Google dorking © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Hacking © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Having a short-notice, zero-hours contract © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way High-frequency trading © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Identity theft © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Inciting conspiracy theories © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Keeping customers happy by expressing high spirits, smiling, fawning, catching flak, suppressing anger and resentment © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Key logging © 2021 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Labelling data used to train machine learning algorithms © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Legalized usury / payday lending © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Making artisanal axes © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Making masks to thwart facial recognition software © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Making your store a pokéstop © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Matching the gender of people entering a bathroom to the gender on their birth certificate © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Maximizing overdraft fees by reordering transactions to ensure that larger ones are charged before smaller ones © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Opening a pop-up store © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Owning a ghost kitchen © 2020 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Owning a gym catering to fashionable high-performers  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Panhandling dressed as a comic book or movie character © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Participating in multiple offender crimes © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Phishing © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Phone scamming the elderly © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Photographing others' photographs and selling them as new artistic works © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Picking and packing in a “fulfillment center” © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Preventing makers of goods sold through someone else's website or distributed through app stores from directly connecting with their buyers or users © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Raising fake news stories on a meme farm © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Ransomware © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Redlining by online lenders © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Renting your belongings to strangers © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Reputation management © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Rigging markets by using algorithms to collude on prices © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Running a collab house © 2021 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Running for-profit prisons © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Self-publishing © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Salvaging and recycling ocean trash © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Selling bulletproof backpacks for schoolkids © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Selling counterfeit goods © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Selling remote-controlled vibrating panties © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Selling your blood for income © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Selling your old clothes online © 2021 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Sexual grooming of children © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Spamming © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Spending half your time fundraising to get re-elected © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Stealing bitcoins © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Streaming music © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Tracing hidden offshore assets © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Transaction laundering © 2017 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Turning your home into a luxury short-term rental property © 2019 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Undervaluing assets to lower taxes — Overvaluing charitable contributions to raise tax deductions © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Wage theft © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Winking and nodding at overtime pay laws  © 2016 Kwiple.com
Making money the new-fashioned way Working two or more part-time, minimum-wage jobs with no benefits © 2016 Kwiple.com
 
Making money the new-fashioned way Writing fraudulent product reviews for ecommerce sites © 2019 Kwiple.com