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2024 Presidential election I like Tucker a lot! I guess I would, I think I say I would. He's got great common sense. Donald Trump,  responding when asked if he would consider Tucker Carlson to be his running mate in 2024 © 2023 Kwiple.com
Gender When you’re choosing Michigan’s next attorney general, ask yourself this: Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting? Is it the candidate who doesn’t have  a penis?  From a campaign ad for Dana Nessel, who beat Republican Tom Leonard to beome Michigan's Attorney General in 2018 © 2023 Kwiple.com
History History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake. Stephen Dedalus in James Joyce's Ulysses © 2023 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Count votes in Congress by: 1. Calculating a Member's Proportional Vote (MPV) for each member, as follows: MPV = SPNP / NLRS where: SPNP = State's Percentage of the National Population NLRS = Number of Legislators Representing the State (in that legislature) 2. Totaling “yes” MPVs and “no” MPVs 3. Passing if total MPV is more than 50 OTHERWISE Abolish the Senate © 2019 Kwiple.com
Looks Make me look sexy. Did you see the one they made of Sam Bankman-Fried? It made him look like a superstar. Donald Trump, Jr. to the courtroom sketch artist where he was appearing as a defendant in a trial along with his father and siblings © 2023 Kwiple.com
Palestinians I can’t believe I have to say this, but Palestinian people are not disposable.  We are human beings, just like anyone else. Speaking up to save lives, Mr. Chair, no matter faith, no matter ethnicity,  should not be controversial in this chamber. The cries of the Palestinian and Israeli children sound no different to me. What I don’t understand is why the cries of Palestinians sound different to you all. Rashida Tlaib, defending herself against attempts to censure or expel her from the House of Representatives for advocating for a cease fire in the Israel-Hamas war © 2023 Kwiple.com
Post-2022 Senate shituation 15 states (Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming) 2020 population: 40,737,128 Senators: 30 Republicans 1 Senator per 1,357,904 people — 1 state (California) 2022 population: 39,995,077 Senators: 2 Democrats 1 Senator per 19,997,539 people 19,997,539 / 1,357,904 = 14.7, therefore: average 15er's vote is worth nearly 15 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth less than 7% of an average 15er's — 1 state (Wyoming) 2022 population = 579,495, therefore: 1 Senator per 289,748 Wyomians, a Wyomian's vote is worth 69 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth 1.4% of a Wyomian's  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Selfie I am a very proud election denier. Donald Trump © 2023 Kwiple.com
Snapshot You're just scum. Vivek Ramaswamy portrayed by Nikki Haley  after Ramaswamy began attacking her daughter during a 2023 Republican presidential debate © 2023 Kwiple.com
Thinking People who lose reading skills also lose thinking skills. Their need for simplicity is met by  politicians offering “simplism”: the ideology of simple answers for complex problems.  Simplism is sold under euphemisms such as “common sense”, “moral clarity” and “telling it straight”. The chief simplist, Donald Trump, speaks at the level of a fourth-grader. Simon Kuper, Financial Times, October 19, 2023 © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say As far as I’m concerned,  Israel can bounce the rubble in Gaza. Anything that happens in Gaza is the responsibility of Hamas — Hamas killed  women and children in Israel last weekend. Tom Cotton, a Harvard-educated fan of indiscriminate violence when used against people he dislikes by people he likes © 2023 Kwiple.com
< Trumpists say I don’t even want to call it the Palestinian flag because they’re not a state, they’re a territory, that’s about to probably get eviscerated and go away here shortly, as we're going to turn that into a parking lot. Max Miller, fromer aide to Trump, current House member from Ohio  [NOTE: “we're (not they're) going to”]  © 2023 Kwiple.com
< Trumpists say [I would] encourage the other side to not so lightly throw around the idea of “innocent Palestinian civilians,” as is frequently said. I don’t think we would so lightly throw around the term “innocent Nazi civilians” during World War II. Brian Mast © 2023 Kwiple.com
< Trumpists say I would tell Bibi finish the job once and for all with these butchers Hamas. I’m sick of hearing the media, I’m sick of hearing other people blame Israel just for defending itself. We will stand with Israel, in word and in deed, in private and in public Ron DeSantis, when asked during the November 8, 2023, Republican presidential debate what advice he would give Benjamin Netanyahu about Israel's ongoing war with Hamas © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say If Trump becomes Speaker of the House, the House chamber will be like a Trump rally everyday!! It would be the House of MAGA!!! Marjorie Taylor Greene, 1:25 PM — Oct 5, 2023   © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say There is a very scientific word for this: it’s called summer.  It’s no hotter right now than it’s ever been. I’ve been in this heat all my life in July and August as a football coach. This world’s not heating up, come on. Tommy Tuberville © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say There’s ethnic specialization in crime. And Hispanics do specialize in rape, particularly of children. They’re very prone to it, compared to other groups. Peter Brimelow, VDARE founder and anti-immigrant immigrant © 2023 Kwiple.com
< Trumpists say Those who try to make that ridiculous assertion are clearly snowflakes grasping for anything because they are suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome and their entire existence will be crushed when President Trump returns to the White House. Steven Cheung, Trump 2024 campaign spokesman, responding to people who point out that Trump's calling his critics “vermin” and claiming that immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country” is the exact same rhetoric used by fascist dictators Hitler and Mussolini  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We need to work with Israel to track serial numbers on any U.S. weapons used by Hamas against Israel. Did they come from Afghanistan? Did they come from Ukraine? Highly likely the answer is both. Marjorie Taylor Greene, 8:07 AM — Oct 8, 2023   [The Russian state news agency, RT, fact-checked Greene's claims and concluded, “Thus far, no solid evidence has emerged to support these claims”] © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We only have one choice for Speaker: President Donald J. Trump His policies stopped the globalists and communists more than anyone else. He is the leader of the Republican Party and the only person we can trust to Save America. Marjorie Taylor Greene, 5:18 PM — Oct 4, 2023  © 2023 Kwiple.com
< Trumpists say We’re in a religious war here. I am with Israel. Do whatever the hell you have to do to defend yourself. Level the place. Lindsey Graham, referring to Israel's war with Hamas in the Gaza Strip © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say What I would tell Bibi is that Israel has the right and the responsibility to defend itself. I would tell him to smoke those terrorists on the southern border. And I would tell him as president of the United States, I'll be smoking the terrorists on our southern border. Vivek Ramaswamy, when asked during the November 8, 2023, Republican presidential debate what advice he would give Benjamin Netanyahu about Israel's ongoing war with Hamas © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say You have to admit that seeing Nancy Pelosi’s lectern being carried away by a Trump supporter is pretty damn funny. Katrina Pierson, Triump 2020 campaign official, on how she got her jollies off during the January 6 insurrection © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say You put very sexy things like abortion and marijuana on the ballot,  and a lot of young people come out and vote. It was a secret sauce for disaster in Ohio. I don't know what they were thinking. Thank goodness that most of the states in this country don't allow you to put everything on the ballot. because democracies are not the way to run a country. Rick santorum, after Republicans in Ohio and elsewhere who attemped to ban abortion and prevent decriminalizing marijuana were defeated in the 2023 off-year elections © 2023 Kwiple.com
Wannabe autocrats Donald Trump and his allies have begun mapping out specific plans for using the federal government to punish critics and opponents should he win a second term, with the former president naming individuals he wants to investigate or prosecute and his associates drafting plans to potentially invoke the Insurrection Act on his first day in office to allow him to deploy the military against civil demonstrations. … Much of the planning for a second term has been unofficially outsourced to a partnership of right-wing think tanks in Washington. Dubbed ”Project 2025,” … Project 2025 comprises 75 groups in a collab- oration organized by the Heritage Foundation. Washinton Post, November 5, 2023 © 2023 Kwiple.com
Wannabe autocrats Former President Trump's allies are pre- screening the ideologies of thousands of potential foot soldiers, as part of an unprecedented operation to centralize and expand his power at every level of the U.S. government if he wins in 2024, officials involved in the effort tell Axios. … Hundreds of people are spending tens of millions of dollars to install a pre-vetted, pro- Trump army of up to 54,000 loyalists across  government to rip off the restraints imposed on previous presidents. The screening for ready- to-serve loyalists has already begun, driven in part by artificial intelligence from tech giant Oracle, contracted for the project. Axios, November 12, 2023 © 2023 Kwiple.com
 
Wannabe autocrats say This is third-world-country stuff, “arrest your opponent.” And that means I can do that, too. Donald Trump, promising to take revenge against those he holds responsible for state and federal crimnal prosecutions of him and his cronies, and against government officials he deems insufficiently loyal to him and them, if he's re-elected in 2024 © 2023 Kwiple.com