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2016 Presidential election Race definitely played a role in the 2016 election. I think race will always play a role in our country. It’s just sort of a constant fact of American life. And definitely some people who voted for Trump were racists, and they voted for him for racist reasons. J. D. Vance © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election Christians, get out and vote. Just this time. You wont have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what, it'll be fixed. It'll be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you Christians. I'm not Christian. I love you. Get out. You gotta get out and vote.  In four years, you don't have to vote again. Donald Trump, promising what? A Christian coup? © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election The first party to retire its 80-year-old candidate is going to be the party that wins this election.  Nikki Haley, January 2024  © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election The great thing about America is, here kings and dictators do not rule — the people do. History is in your hands. The power’s in your hands. The idea of America lies in your hands. You just have to keep faith — keep the faith — and remember who we are. Joe Biden, speech announcing he's withdrawing from the race for the White House © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve as your President. And while it has been my intention to seek reelection, I believe it is in the best interest of my party and the country for me to stand down and to focus solely on fulfilling my duties as President for the remainder of my term. Joe Biden, July 21, 2024,  announcing he's ending his reelection campaign © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this. Joe Biden, 2:13 PM – Jul 21, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election We don’t need the votes, I have so many votes. Donald Trump, in a ludicrously arrogant statement or an allusion to a reported plan to steal the 2024 election by having election deniers who've been elected to election boards in swing states and elsewhere refuse to certify election results  © 2024 Kwiple.com
2024 Presidential election We have to decide: Do we still believe in honesty, decency, respect, freedom, justice and democracy? In this moment, can we see those we disagree with not as enemies but as, I mean, fellow Americans — can we do that? Does character in public life still matter? Joe Biden, speech announcing he's withdrawing from the race for the White House © 2024 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say The Biden/Harris Administration did not properly protect me, and I  was forced to take a bullet for Democracy. IT WAS MY GREAT HONOR TO DO SO! Donald Trump, Jul 23, 2024, 2:32 PM © 2024 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Count votes in Congress by: 1. Calculating a Member's Proportional Vote (MPV) for each member, as follows: MPV = SPNP / NLRS where: SPNP = State's Percentage of the National Population NLRS = Number of Legislators Representing the State (in that legislature) 2. Totaling “yes” MPVs and “no” MPVs 3. Passing if total MPV is more than 50 OTHERWISE Abolish the Senate © 2019 Kwiple.com
Post-2022 Senate shituation 15 states (Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming) 2020 population: 40,737,128 Senators: 30 Republicans 1 Senator per 1,357,904 people — 1 state (California) 2022 population: 39,995,077 Senators: 2 Democrats 1 Senator per 19,997,539 people 19,997,539 / 1,357,904 = 14.7, therefore: average 15er's vote is worth nearly 15 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth less than 7% of an average 15er's — 1 state (Wyoming) 2022 population = 579,495, therefore: 1 Senator per 289,748 Wyomians, a Wyomian's vote is worth 69 times a Californian's, a Californian's vote is worth 1.4% of a Wyomian's  © 2023 Kwiple.com
Project 2025 The old conservative movement argued if you just got government out of the way, natural forces would resolve problems — we are no longer in this situation  and must take a different approach. As Kevin Roberts writes, “It’s fine to take a laissez-faire approach when you are in the safety of the sunshine. But when the twilight  descends and you hear the wolves, you've got to circle the wagons and load the muskets.” We are now all realizing that it’s time to circle the wagons and load the muskets. In the fights that lay ahead, these ideas are an essential weapon. J. D. Vance, foreward to a 2024 book by Kevin Roberts, architect of Project 2025 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot In those roles [prosecutor, district attorney, and state attorney general] I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women. Fraudsters who ripped off consumers. Cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. So hear me when I say I know Donald Trump’s type. Donald Trump portrayed by Kamala Harris © 2024 Kwiple.com
Snapshot  Trump didn't survive the attempt on his life because of divine intervention. He survived because a virgin couldn't hit the fattest president since Taft. And again, make no mistake. I'm glad he couldn't. But Trump is alive because he is the single luckiest motherfucker that ever lived. His whole life is a string of you-gotta-be-fucking-kidding-me. Donald Trump portrayed by Bill Maher © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say The assassination failed, so they took out Biden. Tucker Carlson, on Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden at the top of the Democratic ticket in 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses. Jeff Landry, governor of Louisiana, on signing a law that mandates displaying the Ten Commandments in every classroom in every public school and college in the state [Moses lived about 1,000 years after Ur-Nammu codified laws in ancient Sumer] © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say The notion that tariffs are a tax on US consumers is a lie pushed by outsourcers and the Chinese Communist party. A “Republican spokesperson” quoted by Edward Luce, Financial Times, June 26, 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Some credit the fall of Rome to not only the deprivation of the society and the loss of morals, but also to the rampant homosexual behavior that was condoned by the society. Mike Johnson © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Some folks need killing! It’s time for somebody to say it. It’s not a matter of vengeance.  It’s not a matter of being mean or spiteful. It’s a matter of necessity! Mark Robinson, Republican candidate for governor of NC, on “people who have evil intent” and "wicked people,” which includes socialists, communists, and others supposedly persecutng conservatives  © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say There’s a lot of developments yet to come, but I do believe the Supreme Court should step in, obviously, This is totally unprecedented. And it's dangerius to our system. … This is dimishing the American people's faith in our system of justice itself … I think that the justices on the court — I know many of them personally —  I think they’re deeply concerned about that  as we are. So I think they’ll set this straight, but it’s going to take awhile. Mike Johnson, to Fox & Friends, May 30, 2024, expecting Trump's Supreme Court to overturn a New York jury that unanimously convicted Trump of committing 34 felonies to win election © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say  They should give it a more fitting name like: Cucks for Kamala Donald Trump, Jr., 2:56 PM – Jul 29, 2024, reacting to news that more than 75,000 white men had registered for a “White Dudes for Kamala” Zoom call © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say This decision is a disgrace to the rule of law and our Constitution. Dems invented a felony to ‘get Trump,’ with the help of a Soros funded prosecutor and a Biden donor Judge, who rigged the entire case to get this outcome. This isn’t justice, it’s election interference. J. D.Vance, May 30, 2024, kvetching beause Trump was unanimously convicted by a jury of his peers of 34 felonies related to election interference during the 2016 presidential election, in what is a transparent attempt to better his chances of becoming Trump's running mate in 2024 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say  Today is a shameful day in American history. Democrats cheered as they convicted the leader of the opposing party on ridiculous charges, predicated on the testimony of a disbarred, convicted felon. This was a purely political exercise, not a legal one. Mike Johnson, 5:10 PM – May 30, 2024, Speaker of the House of Reprsentatives, saying our judicial system is corrupt because Donald Trump was unanimously convicted of 34 felonies by a jury that was approved by lawyers from both sides and that included someone who said, during jury selection, that Trump's Truth Social social media platform is his primary source of news  © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Trump wears the Armor of God. Steve Bannon, on the failed assassination of Trump © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Trying to stand against President Trump and his historic record of accomplishment will be impossible. Lou Dobbs © 2024 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say We’re ashamed of nothing. We’re proud of the work we did on January 6 to make legitimate arguments about election integrity. Matt Gaetz © 2024 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say You just ended your campaign. Chris LaCivita, 5:57 PM – 5/30/24, Trump's campaign manager, responding to a tweet from Maryland's Republican ex- Governor Larry Hogan, who tweeted, while running for the Senate, “Regardless of the result, I urge all Americans to respect the verdict and the legal process” that resulted in Trump being unanimously convicted of 34 felonies by a New York jury  © 2024 Kwiple.com