God

Thursday 28th of March 2024

2016 Presidential election I had NOTHING to do with making Trump president. That was Putin. – God God@thegoodgodabove, 2:53 PM · Feb 13, 2019  © 2020 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election We know there's no other way it could've happened than the hand of God.  Steve Bannon's argument that convinced Jeff Sessions not to resign after one of Trump's humiliating put-downs © 2018 Kwiple.com
Activist investors say Praise ye The God of Gold William Walton, “Belshazzar's Feast”  © 2015 Kwiple.com
Animal lovers say If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? Sarah Palin, carnivore © 2015 Kwiple.com
Anti-intellectualism When the word of God says one thing and scholarship says another, scholarship can go to hell!  Dwight Moody © 2021 Kwiple.com
Artificial intelligence We can now reveal things that, in the past, only god knew about, thanks to technology including AI. Mikio Okumura, head of Sompo Holdings, one of Japan's largest insurance companies, launching a product to pay out on dementia and to prevent it by analyzing heartbeats, appetites and sleeping patterns of nursing home residents © 2022 Kwiple.com
Bankers say Praise ye The God of Gold William Walton, “Belshazzar's Feast”  © 2015 Kwiple.com
By the numbers Average monthly U.S. searches for: who created god? 25,142 why does god allow suffering? 9,769 why does god hate me? 2,442 why does god want us to worship him? 258 why doesn't god answer my prayers? 119 Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, New York Times, September 20, 2015 © 2015 Kwiple.com
By the numbers Average monthly U.S. searches for the question: Why did God make me … ugly? 422  gay? 145  black? 103  short? 33  stupid? 27  Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, New York Times, September 20, 2015 © 2015 Kwiple.com
By the numbers There are 4.7 million searches every year for Jesus Christ. The pope gets 2.95 million. There are 49 million for Kim Kardashian. On social media, it's the same story. Ms. Kardashian has 26.3 million likes on Facebook. Jesus has 5.6 million; the pope, 1.7 million. Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, New York Times, September 20, 2015 © 2015 Kwiple.com
By the numbers The top Google search including the word “God” is “God of War,” a video game with more than 700,000 searches per year. Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, New York Times, September 20, 2015 © 2015 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say I am the only instrument that God uses to sing his song. I am only the vessel that nature smilingly fills with new wine. Joseph Goebbels © 2021 Kwiple.com
Cocks of the walk say God gave me my money. John D. Rockefeller © 2018 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say God is the only source of our law, liberty and government. Roy Moore © 2017 Kwiple.com
Drugs I'll die young, but it's like kissing God. Lenny Bruce on his heroin addiction © 2021 Kwiple.com
Evangelicals say I have no interest in a God who doesn't smite. Billy Sunday © 2021 Kwiple.com
Freedom  Freedom isn't America's gift to the world. It is God's gift to mankind. George W. Bush © 2023 Kwiple.com
Global warming There is one person that changes climate in this country and that is God. Tommy Tuberville © 2023 Kwiple.com
God God has a way of making sure everyone knows who God is. Marjorie Taylor Greene, exulting over flooding and mud at Burning Man © 2023 Kwiple.com
God God slumbers in a back alley With a gin bottle in His hand. Come on, God, get up and fight Like a man. “A Christian Country” by Langston Hughes © 2017 Kwiple.com
God More people believe in belief in God than believe in God. Daniel C. Dennett, New York Times, August 25, 2023 © 2023 Kwiple.com
God  Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error. Roseanne Barr © 2018 Kwiple.com
God  People say, how do you get through that whole stuff? How do you go through those witch hunts and everything else? And you know what we did, Mike, we just do it. Right? And we think about God. Donald Trump, National Prayer Day, May 2, 2019 [Mike = Mike Pence] © 2019 Kwiple.com
God We are as gods and might as well get good at it. Stewart Brand, Whole Earth Catalog, September 1, 1968 © 2024 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say  If God exists,  Grover Norquist will be drowned in a bathtub © 2017 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Remove “In God We Trust” from coins and paper currency © 2016 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say Remove “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance © 2016 Kwiple.com
Marriage It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another, and so make  only two people miserable and not four. y Samuel Butler [Thomas Carlyle married Jane Baillie Welsh] © 2018 Kwiple.com
Prayer Learn to pray big. God will rate you according to the size of your prayers. Norman Vincent Peale © 2015 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say Tell me. Do you think God cares?  A rabbi, responding to Daniel Bell, who, during his bar mitzvah in 1932, told the rabbi, “I've found the truth. I don't believe in God. I'm joining the Young People's Socialist League." © 2017 Kwiple.com
Republican Party God put the Republican Party on earth to cut taxes. If they don't do that, they have no useful function. Robert Novak © 2015 Kwiple.com
Republicans say Thank God for white guys © 2015 Kwiple.com
Same-sex marriage [Some of my opponents] do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it's a lot easier to change the the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that's what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family. Mike Huckabee, defending a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage © 2015 Kwiple.com
Same-sex marriage You've got understand, this is for me not about the right side or the wrong side of history, this is about the right side of the Bible and unless God rewrites it, edits it, sends it down with his signature on it, it's not my book to change. Folks, that's why I stand where I stand. Mike Huckabee © 2015 Kwiple.com
Science If science can do anything, it is precisely to uproot and destroy any such thing  as a “meaning”! And forget about science or academic knowledge as a path “to God” – these are precisely the forces hostile and foreign to God. No one – whether he admits it or not – can doubt in his heart of hearts that this is what the sciences are. Max Weber, “The Scholar's Work” in Charisma and Disenchantment, translated by Damion Searls © 2020 Kwiple.com
Selfie Look at the attention I get: It's because I throw a football. But that's what society values. That's not what God values. God could give a shit, as far as I'm concerned. Tom Brady © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie I shall be an autocrat; that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me: that's his. Attributed to Catherine the Great © 2023 Kwiple.com
Selfie I, for my part, acknowledge another precept which says that man must deal the final blow to those whose downfall is destined by God. Adolf Hitler © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie If I do something wrong, I try to do something right. I don't bring God into that picture. Donald Trump © 2015 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Jerry Falwell found out you could launder your hate through the cover of “God's will” — he didn't hate gays, God does.  Jerry Falwell portrayed by Bill Maher © 2015 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Jerry Falwell found out you could launder your hate through the cover of “God's will” — he didn't hate gays, God does.  Jerry Falwell portrayed by Bill Maher © 2015 Kwiple.com
Sports If God wanted football in the spring, he wouldn't have created baseball. Donald Trump, who bought a team in the USFL, which played football in the spring, and then sued the NFL to force it to merge with the USFL, which would thereafter play in the fall and share in the NFL's television advertising revenue without having to create a fan base large enough to attract advertisers © 2016 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Any honest assessment of Donald Trump's spiritual walk will show a man who has a reverence for God. Does he make mistakes? Yes. Can he be a little “New Yawk” around the edges? You bet. But don't lose sight of the fact that a man with billions of dollars and more power than you can ever imagine could easily have no interest in a connection with God. Instead, he seeks out men and women of God. David Brody and Scott Lamb, The Faith of Donald J. Trump:  A Spiritual Biography  © 2018 Kwiple.com
< Trumpists say God loves it when I try to talk in my spirit language. He thinks it's so cute that the only person in the world who can understand me is him. When I'm praying in tongues, my brain oftentimes is active. That's just because I've got this high-powered brain that never stops and drives me crazy, and so what I'll often do is I will send it on another assignment. Kelly Tshibaka, Trump-endorsed candidate to become a new Republican Senator from Alaska in 2022 to rerplace Lisa Murkowski, who's too sane © 2018 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say He [Chuck Schumer] was wondering why on Sundays Georgia would not participate in an electoral process of gathering signa- tures, registrations and things on Sunday. Georgia's a southern state just like Mississippi. I cannot speak for Georgia but I can speak for Mississippi on why we would never do that on a Sunday. And God's word in Exodus 20:18 it says, “Remember the sabbath and keep it holy.” So that is my response to senator Schumer. Cindy Hyde-Smith, during a debate about Georgia's proposal to outlaw voting on Sunday, when many Blacks go from church to the polls.  [The verse referred to is Exodus 20:8, not 20:18. The Hebrew sabbath is Saturday, not Sunday.] © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Here is the the most powerful man in the world. Yet he's not too proud to bow his head in the Oval office and ask God for help. Robert Jeffress,  televangelist and pastor of the 3,000-seat, $130 million First Baptist Church of Dallas  © 2018 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I came to realize: life is that gift from God that I think, even if life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that is something that God intended to happen. Richard Earl Mourdock © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I know some people in the media will break out the pitchforks when they hear that I ask God for direction in my work. I'm proud to say that President Trump has let our State Department do that. Indeed, he has demanded that we do.  Mike Pompeo, Secretary of State © 2020 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president, and that's why he's there. Sarah Huckabee Sanders © 2019 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say If you are pregnant, God made you completely capable to be a mother, and he will provide for you, as you strive in life and become a mother. Motherhood will be the most incredible journey of your entire life, bringing you continuous joy you’ve never known. Marjorie Taylor Greene, 9:06 AM – Jun 28, 2022  © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say It's just like God to use a young Jewish couple to help Christians. David Jeremiah, pastor of a Southern Baptist megachurch in El Cajon, California, comparing Jared and Ivanka to Joseph and Mary © 2020 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say There is one peron that changes this climate in this country and that is God. OK? Tommy Tuberville (renowned, but not for climate science) © 2021 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say There is one person that changes climate in this country, and that is God. Ron Johnson, a.k.a. “the Wizard of Wisconsin” © 2023 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say  We’re not here on this earth to please man — we're here to please God. Leigh Wambsganss, executive director, Patriot Mobile Action, a conservative Christian nationalist group intent on taking over schoolboards everywhere in America © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say Why do we assume that the body’s natural immune system isn’t the marvel that it really is? Why do we think that we can create something better than God in terms of combating disease? Ron Johnson, anti-vaxxer © 2022 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say You know, Barack Obama doesn't get to be the President of the United States without being ordained by God. Neither did Donald Trump. Rick Perry © 2019 Kwiple.com
War The god of war has gone over to the other side. Adolf Hitler, after the Battle of Stalingrad © 2015 Kwiple.com