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David Tang

Friday 26th of April 2024

Ass I have often wondered if Ms Kardashian ever sits comfortably, or does she always expect to rock from side to side? David Tang, Financial Times, June 22, 2016 © 2016 Kwiple.com
Mergers and acquistions I have recently been awarded an honour for political science. I am told I can now apply to the College of Arms for a coat of arms. The King of Arms says this must include allusions and references to my life an achievements. My entire career has been in mergers and acquistions, some of which worked and others which didn't. What do you suggest? question submitted to David Tang, Financial Times's “Agony uncle”, the gist of whose answer was, Are you out of your damn mind? © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I didn't like law. Every client had a problem, and I didn't want to listen to people's problems; I had enough of my own. David Tang © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie I have always regarded tracksuits, especially those with hoodies, rather shabby, and so not only would I never wear them, but I despise those who do. It is a bourgeois standard of casualness that makes us wear our best clothes less than our worst clothes, which is stupid. Sir David Tang, Financial Times, April 15-16, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Selfie Yellow on the outside but white underneath. David Tang comparing himself to a banana © 2017 Kwiple.com
 
Snapshot Society's best-connected man … a card-carrying hoot. David Tang portrayed by Hannah Betts © 2017 Kwiple.com