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Friday 19th of April 2024

2016 Presidential election Anti-democracy Republican Party leaders including Jason Chaffetz, Trent Franks, Louie Gohmert, Ron Johnson, Peter King, Michael McCaul and James Sensenbrenner, and Fox News dumbass Sean Hannity openly call for a coup d'état by impeachment if Hillary Clinton is elected president © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election If Hillary wins, there will be widespread unrest, civil disobedience, badly divided government in which half the country believes she, her daughter, and her husband belong in jail. There'll be no goodwill. No honeymoon. There will be systematic inspection of all of her actions because someone who has been a crook in the past will be a crook in the future. It will be sad. I'll probably be forced to move to Costa Rica. Rober Stone, Trump adviser, promising Republican-led gridlock if Clinton becomes president © 2016 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election In a choice between two aging boomers, victory went to the older and less evolved of the two. It's as if, by electing Donald Trump, voters angrily decided, “Enough with all this ‘audacity of hope,’ let's give necrosis a try.” James Wolcott, Vanity Fair, September, 2017 © 2018 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election Our back-up strategy is to fuck her up so badly that she can't govern. Steve Bannon, Trump's campaign manager, on the Republican Party's strategy if Hillary Clinton won the election  © 2021 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election The real job killer in America is auto- mation, robotics, artificial intelligence. You're not going to lose because your neighbor's child gets a chance to go to college. You're not going to lose because a hard-working immigrant family starts a small business. That's good for you! We never made that case. And the message from Trump was a retrograde message of nostalgia: “We can go back to the way things were. You don't have to compete with a woman for a job. Or with a striving young immigrant.” It's a falsehood that gave some comfort to people and gave them permission to scapegoat others. Hillary Clinton © 2017 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election That's right – lock her up! Damn right.  And you know why we're saying that? We're saying that because, if I, a guy who knows this business, if I did a tenth – a tenth – of what she did, I would be in jail today. Michael Flynn, responding to the audience when it began chanting “Lock her up!” after he mentioned Hillary Clinton in his speech at the Republican National Convention  © 2018 Kwiple.com
2016 Presidential election To just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. ¶ Now some of those folks are irredeemable, but thankfully they are not America. … the other basket of people are people who feel that the government has let them down, the economy has let them down, nobody cares about them, nobody worries about what happens to their lives and their futures, and they're just desperate for change. ¶ He seems to hold out some hope that their lives will be different. They won't wake up and see their jobs disappear, lose a kid to heroin, feel like they're in a dead- end. Those are people we have to under- stand and empathize with as well. Hillary Clinton © 2016 Kwiple.com
Abortion I've been to countries where governments either forced women to have abortions, like they used to do in China, or forced women to bear children, like they used to do in Romania. And I can tell you, the government has no business in the decisions that women make with their families, in accordance with their faith, with medical advice. Hillary Clinton © 2016 Kwiple.com
Bad news Does Hillary Clinton drop off her pantsuits here? citation Jeanine Pirro, host of Justice with Judge Jeanine on Fox News and a wannabe reporter, yelling into a Chappaqua, NY, dry cleaners while searching for dirt on Hillary Clinton © 2018 Kwiple.com
Bullshitters say From day one I wanted a strong military. He doesn't want to see that. … He would like Hillary where she wants to have windmills. He would much rather have that, because energy prices will go up. And Russia as you know, relies very much on energy. Donald Trump, explaining why Vladimir Putin wanted Hillary Clinton and not him to be elected president © 2017 Kwiple.com
By the numbers Preferred sources for election news according to Pew Research Center ALL voters TRUMP's CLINTON's Fox News 19% Fox News 40% CNN 18% CNN 13% CNN 8% MSNBC 9% Facebook 8% Facebook 7% Facebook 8% Local TV 7% NBC 6% Local TV 8% NBC 6% Local TV 5% NPR 7% MSNBC 6% ABC 3% ABC 6% ABC 5% CBS 3% NY Times 5% NPR 4% Locl radio 3% CBS 5% CBS 4%     NBC 4% NY Times 3%     Locl papers 4% Locl papers 3%     Fox News 3%  Financial Times, January 19, 2017 © 2017 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say I'm telling you it was a mispronunciation. Jan Brewer, [pronounced “skangkē bich”] Trumpster and ex-governor of Arizona, clarifying her statement that Hillary Clinton is a “lying killer” © 2016 Kwiple.com
Dead-in-the-heads say When you're working for Hillary [Clinton], she wants to let people just pour in. You could have 650 million people pour in and we do nothing about it. Think of it. That's what could happen. You triple the size of our country in a week. Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Democratic Party In the early 1970s, the party became the home of educated professionals, nonwhite voters, and the shrinking unionized working class. The more the party identified with the winners of the new economy, the easier it became for the Republican Party to pull away white workers by appealing to cultural values. Bill and Hillary Clinton spoke about equipping workers to rise into the professional class through education and training. Their assumption was that all Americans could do what they did and be like them. George Packer, The Atlantic, July/August 2021 © 2021 Kwiple.com
Dog whistlers say Well, I just don't think she has a presidential look, and you need a presidential look. Donald Trump, about Hillary Clinton © 2016 Kwiple.com
Gun violence I was a little bit shocked at that – it didn't have a bull's-eye on it. Richard Burr, Republican Senator from North Carolina, uttering surprise at seeing a rifle magazine with Hillary Clinton's picture on the cover without a bullseye © 2016 Kwiple.com
Kwiplers say There has been, is and will continue to be a vast right-wing conspiracy to defame and delegitimize Bill and Hillary Clinton unto and post-death © 2016 Kwiple.com
Marriage You know, we've been married for 22 years … and I have learned a long time ago that the only people who count in any marriage are the people who are in it. Hillary Clinton © 2016 Kwiple.com
Mob violence I think her bodyguards should drop all weapons. I think they should disarm. Immediately. Let's see what happens to her. Take their guns away, O.K. It'll be very dangerous. Donald Trump, again invoking the possibility of assassination as a way to prevent Hilllary Clinton from being elected  [without, being the chickenhawk he is, offering to disarm his own bodyguards] © 2016 Kwiple.com
Mob violence If she [Hillary Clinton] gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people – maybe there is, I don't know. Donald Trump, suggesting gun rights supporters take matters into their own hands if Hillary Clinton is elected President and gets to choose Supreme Court judges © 2016 Kwiple.com
Money in politics The Best Way to Vilify Clinton? G.O.P. Spends Heavily to Find It headline, New York Times, July 12, 2015, article about hundreds of millions of dollars Karl Rove's super-PAC, American Crossroads, and other Republican groups are spending developing and field testing attack ads smearing Clinton and her character © 2015 Kwiple.com
Mudslingers say Was it maybe Hispanic outreach? Andrea Tantaros, Fox News “Outnumbered” co-host, on Hillary Clinton, who, during a campaign trip to Iowa, made an unannounced stop at a Chipotle restuarant in Ohio, where no one recognized her  © 2015 Kwiple.com
Obituary notice In lieu of flowers, memorials may be sent to Shriners Hospital for Children at 2900 Rocky Point Drive, Tampa, FL 33607. Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Granddaddy. April 15, 2015, obituary notice for Larry Darrell Upright, diehard Republican, Whitley's Funeral Home, Kannapolis, NC © 2015 Kwiple.com
Politics We shouldn't leave the work of politics to people who run for public office. Hillary Clinton © 2016 Kwiple.com
Psychopaths say Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the “birther” controversy. I finished it — I finished it, you know what I mean. President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period. Donald Trump denying responsibility for starting birtherism and making false claims for five years about Obama in order to deligitimize him and and his pesidency and to stir up racist waves he hoped to surf to personally beneficial shores, while propagating a new lie his supporters are likey to believe as fervently as the old one © 2016 Kwiple.com
Punt returners say I want to thank the Russian Academy for this Lifetime Achievement Award. Hillary Clinton, 11:19 AM – Mar 15, 2022, responding to the announcmeent that the Russian Foreign Ministry imposed sanctions on her and twelve other high-profile Americans banning them from entering Russia © 2022 Kwiple.com
Republican Party The second unforgivable sin is Trump's encouragement of a foreign adversary's interference in U.S. electoral processes. Leave aside the question of whether Trump's cooperation with the Russians violated the law. He at least tacitly collaborated with a foreign intelligence operation against his country–sometimes in full public view. This started during the campaign, when he called upon the Russians to steal and release his opponent's emails, and has continued during his presidency, as he equivocates on whether foreign intervention occurred and smears intelligence professionals who stand by the facts. Meanwhile, the Republican Party has confirmed his nominees, doggedly pursued its agenda on tax reform and health care and attacked–of course–Hillary Clinton. Jonathan Rauch and Benjamin Wittes © 2018 Kwiple.com
Rights If there is one message that echoes forth from this conference, let it be that human rights are women's rights and women's rights are human rights, once and for all. Hillary Clinton, Fourth World Conference on Women (1995) © 2016 Kwiple.com
Selfie Hello Iowa — I'm back! Hillary Clinton © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I grew up in a middle-class family in the middle of America in the middle of the last century. Hillary Clinton © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I have a million ideas. The country can't afford them all. Hillary Clinton © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life. Hillary Clinton © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said seventy times seven. Well, I want you to know that I'm keeping a chart. Hillary Clinton © 2015 Kwiple.com
Selfie What makes me such a lightning rod for people's fury? I'm really asking. I'm at a loss. Hillary Clinton © 2017 Kwiple.com
Snapshot A hard dog to keep on the porch. Bill Clinton portrayed by Hillary Rodham Clinton © 2021 Kwiple.com
Snapshot My new nickname for her is Preparation H. It's a compliment. Hillary Clinton portrayed by Stephen Colbert, after she showed how prepared she was during her first debate with Donald Trump, who tried winging it and thereby failed to clear the very low bar set for him © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Crooked Hillary Hillary Clinton portrayed by Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Such a nasty woman. Hillary Clinton portrayed by Donald Trump © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot I just have to add that he plays a mean harmonica. Tim Kaine portrayed by Hillary Clinton © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot He's written a lot of books about business. They all seem to end at Chapter 11. Donald Trump portrayed by Hillary Clinton © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot You could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. They're racists, sexists, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, you name it. And unfortunately, there are people like that and he has lifted them up. … He cosies up to white supremacists, makes racist attacks, calls women pigs, mocks people with disabilities. You can't make this up. Donald Trump portrayed by Hillary Clinton © 2016 Kwiple.com
Snapshot Mr Trump has the attention span of a goldfish. Mrs. Clinton, meanwhile, has the memory of an elephant. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton portrayed by Edward Luce © 2017 Kwiple.com
Taxes “It is striking that for a rich person, her tax return is very boring,” said Len Burman, director of the Tax Policy Center, a nonpartisan think tank that specializes in tax issues … “She certainly could afford to pay people to help her figure out ways to avoid paying more in taxes.” Wall Street Journal, August 13-14, 2016, reporting that Bill and Hillary Clinton's tax returns for 2015 showed they paid an effective federal income tax rate of 34%, 8% higher than average for people with adjusted gross incomes of $10 million, plus a state and local tax rate of 9%, for a combined rate of 43.2% © 2016 Kwiple.com
Trumpists say I'm not going to go open a court case saying this: [Hillary] Clinton eats children. But I can believe that she might eat children. Doug Sweet, of Hudgins, Virginia, one of the mob of Trump supporters arrested for invading the Capitol © 2021 Kwiple.com
 
Trumpists say If you believe Hillary Clinton is virtually as off-her-rocker-leftwing socialist as Senator Bernie Sanders, if you believe that Hillary Clinton is in part responsible for the rise of ISIS and what took care [sic] in Benghazi ... how the hell could you take any steps, passively or affirmatively, that would put that woman in the Oval Office! ... As bad as the Republican may be, how could you stay home and allow that? Mark Levin © 2019 Kwiple.com